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In his eagerness to try out the new LH sensual deprivation gear George forgot all about the vicar coming to tea. 

female xx

john wondered if sheila had got it right when he asked her to dress like Lady GaGa

Female.....

After planning a dirty night under her clean sheets, Jenny was having far to many problems finding the exit out of her new duvet cover to answer the door =S

 "This new all in one body stocking wasn't quite what she had imagined"

Female

Female Please

Mary Jane was beginning to regret letting Spiderman give her a pearl necklace.

Please Note: No women were harmed during the making of this photograph, just slightly suffacated...

*MALE*

June's new snow suit left her feeling somewhat short changed!

If this doesn't leave me aerodynamic then I don't know what will!

female

 " Lisa never really mastered the art of pulling duvets inside out before changing the bedding."


Female please! 

LK xx

  "After Donna-Marie's 9th child, her parents decided it was time to use drastic measures to keep her protected."


Female pleaseee!!!

LK xxx

Female review pack thingy plllease? =D

Trojan were going over the top when the package read, "100% safety".

A fathers new remedy to keep their daughters from having sex, a giant sack!

Missie went to great legnths to hide her tan lines

Well that's one way to stop me snacking between meals!

Jane was taking the no touching rule a little too far

Female please

Bad hair day? No worries!

That's the last time Patricia will buy those bargain panty-hose off of that guy in the market!

Why did little Johnny's dad always embarrass him in the parent's sack race?!

Male please....

Three days in, Dave finally conceded that changing the duvet covers while his wife was away probably wasn't his best idea.

Male:

Peter Parker knew he should have taken his web slingers off whilst watching "Debbie Does Dallas"...

John took wanking into a sock to the extreme.....

Poor Jenny still hadn't got the hang of making the bed...

Lame I know...

Now you can also dress up as your favourite Silent Hill Character, and still be able to see while scaring innocent people

I realise its a bit long for a caption,,, but it made me laugh when I came up with it so here goes (Male please)

New wonder product from JML-- Ladies Make sure your partner dosnt stray, whilst staying as vibrant as the day you met! With our new breathable, flexible partner bags you can keep them safely stored in an attic, under stairs, in a cupboard, under bed-- Just about anywhere around the home!

Simply insert you partner, seal the fastening and they will stay safley out of trouble, ensuring you home remains clear of stray socks, football magazines and assorted man clutter. Not only this, when required they will emerge completly rested and ready for action.

some people really would go to extreme lengths to avoid the football.

and

tinny tim was, unfortunately having a few issues with the hopital issue paper pants.

(again, male please)