Penis For A Day...

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

Haha! That could be loads of fun! But then thinking of what a man could be like during a period he would prob bite it off!!

He takes the piss in a light hearted way like I'll be reading my book and he starts making "dripping" noises.

Lol charming!!! 

Sorry to ruin all the sexiness but in support of school-boy humour I think the cock-slap is going to the top of my list of things to do with a shiny new penis!  I think a light saber duel with glow in the dark condoms would also be in order, I'd definately be challenging all the other newly cocked OA girlies!

xxKPxx

^^ And you said your feeling frisky..

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

^^ And you said your feeling frisky..

Lol trying desperately not to be...I can't even sit comfortably!

xxKPxx

Haha! Grinding on the sofa? It will pass.. Hopefully

Nexas wrote:

If I had a cock for a day I'd...wait... ;-) 

Lol! What would you do if you had a vagina then?!

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KittyPurry wrote:

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

I would love to have a penis for a day! But only if my OH had the vagina for a day too. And he was on his period! Then I could take the piss out of him the same way he does when I'm bleeding, and I can make fun of him not being able to pee standing up! Lol!

I would also be playing round with it all day to discover what the best techniques are!

Aww hun he mocks you when you're bleeding???? - that's evil!  I think if you get a cock for the day you should start by slapping him round the face with it!!!!

xxKPxx

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Lol! I was going to quote that post too!

 Oooo addition to my list - 

A sexy cock wiggle dance!!! 

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Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

Lol! I was going to quote that post too!

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masterandslave wrote:

 My OH always quotes South Park " I don't trust something that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die!"

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"Aunt flow is coming to visit. I know she can be annoying, but she only stays for 4 or 5 days.."

After playing with my fella's Tenga, it's so much fun that I want to have a go! So I'd love a penis for a day just to play with the Tenga! Ax

Or billy connely

"A man has a cold and he's in bed for a month, but a woman BLEEDS for a WEEK and she just seems to get off on it! Getting angrier and angrier!"

 Ooo maybe get the black and white - then thrust into each alternatively - just to get a fair comparison of course!

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Wouldn't you accidently stick it into your partners bumhole! Oops! Sorry love, wrong hole! LOL

I'm always doing it by accident to my OH

SG69 x

By "accident" he says.. Lol!

oh god, i wouldnt know where to start... a wank, sex and a blowjob... and see how different anal feels for a guy too... try a masturbator or two... assuming i was a guy entirely for a day then a bit of prostate experimentation wouldnt go amiss either!

less exciting, but still need to be done includes peeing standing up, and seeing how far i could shoot my load!! :P

Nexas wrote:

LivingFire wrote:

oh god, i wouldnt know where to start... a wank, sex and a blowjob... and see how different anal feels for a guy too... try a masturbator or two... assuming i was a guy entirely for a day then a bit of prostate experimentation wouldnt go amiss either!

less exciting, but still need to be done includes peeing standing up, and seeing how far i could shoot my load!! :P

You've thought this through before... LOL

I'm sure you've thought about it too Nexas in a Vice Versa situation?!!

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masterandslave wrote:

Nexas wrote:

LivingFire wrote:

oh god, i wouldnt know where to start... a wank, sex and a blowjob... and see how different anal feels for a guy too... try a masturbator or two... assuming i was a guy entirely for a day then a bit of prostate experimentation wouldnt go amiss either!

less exciting, but still need to be done includes peeing standing up, and seeing how far i could shoot my load!! :P

You've thought this through before... LOL

I'm sure you've thought about it too Nexas in a Vice Versa situation?!!

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he wouldnt leave the house!!

mind you, if i only had 2 hours, i wouldnt, either. but i would be spening alot of money on "company" for the evening!! x

i meant 24 hours, not 2! x

If I had a penis for the day ooooo..... I dont know if I'd want one lol as I love being a woman.

But if I had no choice I think I'd like my OH to have a vagina and then we could role reverse and then I'd know how he feels during sex. I often ask but I dont think its something you can describe. I've always been curious to what it feels like when a man comes. 

I think I'll ask the OH what he'd do with a vagina if he had one for the day!

Roxy x