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Carly
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A fun Friday thread for you all!

For the ladies: If you had a penis for a day, what would you do with it? Would you even want one!?

For the men: Penises - are they really as awesome as they seem? If you had a vagina for a day, what would you do with it?


Discuss.


(Sounds like a rather strange examine question, doesn't it?!)

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To be honest as a man i think i would just like to find out what it feels like have sex, and feel someone com inside my new found vagina, and to masterbate using sex toy. Oh yeah and to see how much fun it is to rub my clit...x 

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 God I'd love to know how it feels to slide into a tight wet pussy or mouth (just hearing Mr HP gasp, it's gotta feel good) - so I guess I"d be doing that!  I'm always saying to him I"d love to swop bodies for a bit. 

After you've felt the clit orgasm Uggy - you wanna go looking for your g spot.  OMG - it's good!  

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Thanks Horny Pony, just makes we wana be a women even more know, all the choices you got? Wot we get? soft rubber tubes n blow up bloody dolls....

   I WANA CLIT.....NOT FAIR.........

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Horny Pony wrote:

 God I'd love to know how it feels to slide into a tight wet pussy or mouth (just hearing Mr HP gasp, it's gotta feel good) - so I guess I"d be doing that!  I'm always saying to him I"d love to swop bodies for a bit.  

I think I'd be the same!  I'd just want to know what it feels like to have sex and have a good tug lol!

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uggy102 wrote:

Thanks Horny Pony, just makes we wana be a women even more know, all the choices you got? Wot we get? soft rubber tubes n blow up bloody dolls....

   I WANA CLIT.....NOT FAIR.........

yeah but if you want a vagina you gotta put up with alot more...don't get me started on periods! LOL and then there's carrying a baby for 9 months.....

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 Wow Uggy - that's some arse in your new pic!  Nice! 

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Thank you...

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I think I'd see what weird things would give me a hard-on... sitting on the seats above the vibrating wheel arch of the bus, reading lingerie catalogues, etc.

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 I think I'd know the feeling as when I'm  horny my  clit throbs!!  Which tbh right now is all the time!!!  My horny time - will pass (slightly) in a week or so!  But I'll enjoy it while it's here. 

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After grabbing any bloke with a pulse to try out my new toy

I'd probably wander over to Tesco's and get arrested in the veg aisle

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Well let me know which Tesco's and l 'll sell tickets, then we will be able to make your bail ha ha

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Great idea TB & with the profits from the film rights, the book, the tee shirts & bendy 'veggie friendly' merchandise. When I get out of jail, I'd be RICH  

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LoveHoney - Carly wrote:

I think I'd see what weird things would give me a hard-on... sitting on the seats above the vibrating wheel arch of the bus, reading lingerie catalogues, etc.

And sitting above the wheel arch of a bus would get you hard why?

Have you been sitting on the washing machine too much?

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Contact the Guinness Book of Records and the Sun newspaper and make my fortune !!!!

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Private_member, are you unaware of the "traveler" symdrome?

Personally, i'd spend the most of the day learning where things are, then seeing which toys from my collection hit which parts!  Then i'd move onto anal, then DP if i was still able to move!

I don't think a day would be enough

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 ooh I know I'm naive and innocent but what is DP????   

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 Ah ha - think I"ve just worked it out - Double Penetration!?

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Thats the one! I've always wondered what it feels like when i push the nJoy plug around in my GF's butt when i'm giving her pussy a good pounding!

Let alone all of the other possibilities...

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Oliber wrote:

Private_member, are you unaware of the "traveler" symdrome?

No, please tell me more ...

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