Tuesday Taste Test!

This week, I have mostly been eating - penis enhancer cream. Blech!

Here's a new thing we're doing at LoveHoney - The Tuesday Taste Test!

Every week, I will get to go for a wander around the warehouse wonderland and pick out something to taste-test. This week it's Penix Active Size Up Cream. Whilst it's not meant to be consumed, it did smell delicious and temptation got the better of me!

Have a read of my findings here: Penix... It doesn't taste like happiness and sunshine!

 What do you reckon? Any suggestions as to what I should taste next (now THAT is a loaded question)?

(I realise it's not Tuesday NOW but the test was done then!)

Oh Carly, why? Why would you do that?

Three bangs- the low calorie version !!!

Tallboy

Photos of the act could be interesting!!!

I dare you to taste one of the Clit Stim gels...

Don't die though.

 Did it  make your tongue stiff?????  

Horny Pony wrote:

 Did it  make your tongue stiff?????  

ROFL FANtastic answer

Fine if nobody else is willing to I will do the obvious line. Brace yourself.

You can swallow my load any time you want darlin'

Okay I will stop now as your all laughing too much

How about you taste...............

yourself! ;-)

x

I knew this thread would descend into filth... And you didn't let me down! Well done team!

I think I may go with ShellyBoo's suggestion and try one of the clit stim gels.

Keep adding your suggestions and smut folks! It's what makes the world go round...

LoveHoney - Carly wrote:

I knew this thread would descend into filth... And you didn't let me down! Well done team!

I think I may go with ShellyBoo's suggestion and try one of the clit stim gels.

Keep adding your suggestions and smut folks! It's what makes the world go round...

Teeheehee. I really hope it's not icky because I would feel bad.

My god...why oh why would you want to taste the creams! ewwww....how about normal lube or body paint? Im just too innocent me

My offer is still open. Carly is hot!

pinkbeach wrote:

My god...why oh why would you want to taste the creams! ewwww....how about normal lube or body paint? Im just too innocent me

Because they're MEANT to taste nice!! No point tasting stuff that's designed for tasting... or at least I think that's the point??

Naughty your bum looks redder than usual, you been a naughtyboy then and Mr Bottom had a meeting with Mr Spank ha ha. Then again l've just moved and think it may be the sun reflecting off those lily white buttocks!!! Liked your snap Naughty.

Tallboy 

shellyboo wrote:

pinkbeach wrote:

My god...why oh why would you want to taste the creams! ewwww....how about normal lube or body paint? Im just too innocent me

Because they're MEANT to taste nice!! No point tasting stuff that's designed for tasting... or at least I think that's the point??

Exactly, they are meant to taste nice and the others arent...I second that I hope carly doesn't get ill off the cream tasting!

Yeah I'd stick to the flavoured lubes! (well other than NB's offer)

Have you tried ID Lube cinnamon.... it's gorgeous! I know we're supposed to be thinking of weird things, but that tastes lovely, everyone should try it!

Cinnamon!  Yum that does sound good and a bit different!

LoveHoney - Carly wrote:

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/store.cfm?cat=19This week, I have mostly been eating - http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14566. Blech!

Following a comment by Mr & Mrs N on another thread regarding VigRX I googled this stuff and found lots of websites all claiming their product worked and nobody else's did.

I also came across the Enlargo cream (http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=13173), had seen a rerun of the 21st century sex program about penis size and really have a 'hard' time believing any of this stuff works. Anyway for 4.99 I thought it would be fun to try (and 'prove' it didn't work).

First thing I have done now it has arrived is taste it, after all who would want to forgo oral sex if these things taste like s**t. Doesn't taste of much so hopefully I'm still in with a chance tonight.

I think it is a great idea for LH to review what these various creams taste like, if they taste horrible you (and your partner) want to know - taste tests should be posted with the products.

Hurrah! I'm glad you folks like this new blog feature!

Yesterday's product was Sliquid Swirl Blue Raspberry Intimate Lubricant, which was suprisingly tasty! I did spend a little longer than was acceptable tasting it... Plus it's paraben and glycerin free, so no stomach aches here!

Have a read of my latest report here.

Next on the list...? ID Cinnamon Lube sounds delightful! I love cinnamon!