Well I gave it a go and I got 738. Hmmm think I should have felt embarrased about this, but then again............ Methinks the other half believes that I told porkies (and I'm not going to put her right cos she only got 517 lol)
On the other had, when it comes to turn-offs, then theres nothing worse than having a dog lick your backside when you're on the job, it really does spoil your rhythm, Time to use a different lube, marmite was a bad idea (i'm kidding honest) 
Anyway, i got to wondering when does being kinky turn into being a perv. Any ideas? 