• What is the kinkiest thing you've done?

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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    We have done 58 items on that periodic table - All the CBT related items haven't been ticked off and i can't see it happening anytime time soon either LOL

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    VioletWolf [sign in to see picture]
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    Just had a look at the table - there's a lot of it I don't know what it is without googling! 😂 I can tick off a lot of the boxes, but some of them have just been a taster of what I'd like 😋

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    AsYouWish! [sign in to see picture]
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    I can find a poster of the table but is there a list?

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    Kittens30 [sign in to see picture]
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    Having sex in a cinema with a few people watchign the film.... mmm

    altho my OH loves me rubbed up in chocolate orange spread.

    I have had sex at a window. love the cold feeling

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    Gentle giant [sign in to see picture]
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    Pushed to hard once with worn soap and it went in.

    That wasn't the kinky bit the bubble of farts were kinky as hell .

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    Gentle giant wrote:

    Wow to many but trying to pick one oh my.

    Cadbury's cream egg iinserted in girl friend went out for the evening. She had white panties on. Nice meal no dessert. Went back to hers and spent the rest of the evening getting it out.

    Other brands of egg are available and no animals were hurt in this process.

    Yikes... Sounds like a haven for thrush! I'm stuggling to understand how this ever sounded like a good idea?

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Pushed to hard once with worn soap and it went in.

    That wasn't the kinky bit the bubble of farts were kinky as hell .

    Huh? What? I'm confused? Where were you pushing? How rough do you scrub? Hpw does one "accidentally" insert soap into themselves? We all know those "I fell" stories are crapola, so this sounds a bit suspect.

    Also.... How are bubble farts kinky? Surely you just had a soapy poop? 

    Today is a confusing day.

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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Wow to many but trying to pick one oh my.

    Cadbury's cream egg iinserted in girl friend went out for the evening. She had white panties on. Nice meal no dessert. Went back to hers and spent the rest of the evening getting it out.

    Other brands of egg are available and no animals were hurt in this process.

    Yikes... Sounds like a haven for thrush! I'm stuggling to understand how this ever sounded like a good idea?

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Pushed to hard once with worn soap and it went in.

    That wasn't the kinky bit the bubble of farts were kinky as hell .

    Huh? What? I'm confused? Where were you pushing? How rough do you scrub? Hpw does one "accidentally" insert soap into themselves? We all know those "I fell" stories are crapola, so this sounds a bit suspect.

    Also.... How are bubble farts kinky? Surely you just had a soapy poop?

    Today is a confusing day.

    Oh come-on Jess, you cynical head. Just tell us the kinkiest thing....!

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    Sum Sub wrote:

    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Wow to many but trying to pick one oh my.

    Cadbury's cream egg iinserted in girl friend went out for the evening. She had white panties on. Nice meal no dessert. Went back to hers and spent the rest of the evening getting it out.

    Other brands of egg are available and no animals were hurt in this process.

    Yikes... Sounds like a haven for thrush! I'm stuggling to understand how this ever sounded like a good idea?

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Pushed to hard once with worn soap and it went in.

    That wasn't the kinky bit the bubble of farts were kinky as hell .

    Huh? What? I'm confused? Where were you pushing? How rough do you scrub? Hpw does one "accidentally" insert soap into themselves? We all know those "I fell" stories are crapola, so this sounds a bit suspect.

    Also.... How are bubble farts kinky? Surely you just had a soapy poop?

    Today is a confusing day.

    Oh come-on Jess, you cynical head. Just tell us the kinkiest thing....!

    Haha fair comment. 

    I crimped my hair once? That was pretty kinky. 

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    Stuburns [sign in to see picture]
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    That's crinkly Jess!

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    Scorpius12 [sign in to see picture]
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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    Sum Sub wrote:

    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Wow to many but trying to pick one oh my.

    Cadbury's cream egg iinserted in girl friend went out for the evening. She had white panties on. Nice meal no dessert. Went back to hers and spent the rest of the evening getting it out.

    Other brands of egg are available and no animals were hurt in this process.

    Yikes... Sounds like a haven for thrush! I'm stuggling to understand how this ever sounded like a good idea?

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Pushed to hard once with worn soap and it went in.

    That wasn't the kinky bit the bubble of farts were kinky as hell .

    Huh? What? I'm confused? Where were you pushing? How rough do you scrub? Hpw does one "accidentally" insert soap into themselves? We all know those "I fell" stories are crapola, so this sounds a bit suspect.

    Also.... How are bubble farts kinky? Surely you just had a soapy poop?

    Today is a confusing day.

    Oh come-on Jess, you cynical head. Just tell us the kinkiest thing....!

    Haha fair comment.

    I crimped my hair once? That was pretty kinky.

    LOL :) xx

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    Gentle giant [sign in to see picture]
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    Sum Sub wrote:

    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Wow to many but trying to pick one oh my.

    Cadbury's cream egg iinserted in girl friend went out for the evening. She had white panties on. Nice meal no dessert. Went back to hers and spent the rest of the evening getting it out.

    Other brands of egg are available and no animals were hurt in this process.

    Yikes... Sounds like a haven for thrush! I'm stuggling to understand how this ever sounded like a good idea?

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Pushed to hard once with worn soap and it went in.

    That wasn't the kinky bit the bubble of farts were kinky as hell .

    Huh? What? I'm confused? Where were you pushing? How rough do you scrub? Hpw does one "accidentally" insert soap into themselves? We all know those "I fell" stories are crapola, so this sounds a bit suspect.

    Also.... How are bubble farts kinky? Surely you just had a soapy poop?

    Today is a confusing day.

    Oh come con Jess, you cynical head. Just tell us the kinkiest thing....!

    The soap WaS very worn honest nurse as she managed to retrieve it lol

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    Sum Sub wrote:

    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde wrote:

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Wow to many but trying to pick one oh my.

    Cadbury's cream egg iinserted in girl friend went out for the evening. She had white panties on. Nice meal no dessert. Went back to hers and spent the rest of the evening getting it out.

    Other brands of egg are available and no animals were hurt in this process.

    Yikes... Sounds like a haven for thrush! I'm stuggling to understand how this ever sounded like a good idea?

    Gentle giant wrote:

    Pushed to hard once with worn soap and it went in.

    That wasn't the kinky bit the bubble of farts were kinky as hell .

    Huh? What? I'm confused? Where were you pushing? How rough do you scrub? Hpw does one "accidentally" insert soap into themselves? We all know those "I fell" stories are crapola, so this sounds a bit suspect.

    Also.... How are bubble farts kinky? Surely you just had a soapy poop?

    Today is a confusing day.

    Oh come-on Jess, you cynical head. Just tell us the kinkiest thing....!

    Haha fair comment.

    I crimped my hair once? That was pretty kinky.

    Pfft XD

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    I had sex against a tree in a graveyard while the church bells rang- was as the sun was setting and anyone could've walked around the corner as it wasn't a very private place.

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    Shaved my bits and pieces while a woman I'd only met once before, watched me on webcam.

    So erotic

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    Sex on a balcony facing a quite busy road, with several buildings right opposite ours! Very very exciting!

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    sex in the car in a busy housing estate, sex with her pressed up against the window facing the high street, getting stroked off on the beach, fingering her in the car when shes driving/passenger, nothing too kink but i like the idea of possibly getting caught

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    LOVE [sign in to see picture]
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    had sex in a church!!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    LOVE wrote:

    had sex in a church!!

    was that before or after confession lol

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    Sex in the back of a van parked on a busy road in the daytime. Sex on a hotel balcony, in a car on someone's drive. Flashed in a car on the motorway, lots of bdsm and I've done 52 on the periodic table of kink 😛
    But there's lots more I really want to do.

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    joe4560 [sign in to see picture]
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    Hmmm, kinkiest is subjective, but favourites....

    SO has peed directly in to my mouth on several occassions.

    Have gone down on my SO whilst she has been on her period and played with the tampon string using my tongue and pulling it in to my mouth a little!

    We are going to see her mum soon (no, not quite THAT... I wish!), we plan on having sex in her mums bed if her mum goes out! (is that even kinky by todays standards?).

    I've masturbated whilst my dorm mate had sex with his gf in the bunk above, and filmed my masturbation with their sounds in the background and sent the results to my SO.

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