• Naughty Secret Santa

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    Solofungirl [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi everyone,

    We've decided this year to do a "Naughty Secret Santa" at work. Limit is around the £10 mark -the only issue is the person I've drawn out of the hat is rather inexperienced sexually (she has given oral but that is about it) so I don't want to supply her with anything too daunting and is single (so no "couples" items) so I am totally at a loss at to what to get for her!!! Does anybody have any ideas??? For the majority of other colleagues I think I would have been ok and I rock at normal secret santa (super shopper!!) but I think sexual items are so individual due to preferences and turn ons it's really difficult....

    Huge thanks in advance. x

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh that's a toughie! If she's a complete novice you cant really go wrong with a non intimidating bullet vibe. If you are a bit apprehensive about that perhaps some flirty knickers? There's even some in the sales for as little as £1.50. You could make a wee bundle up.

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    A clitoral vibe? There's loads of great bullets for under £10 :) or some nice knickers? Everyone loves pretty underwear!

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    Hah rosy, great minds think alike! I posted at the same time ;)

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Very spooky Jezebella 😂

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    Jezebella [sign in to see picture]
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    This bullet vibe is only £5, it's got 5 settings and takes a single AAA battery. If it's the same one they use in the bionic cock ring I can recommend it.

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20753

    That still leaves you with a fiver for some knickers :)

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    slinky binky [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi Solofungirl, what about a bullet as their totally non-intimidating and a great starting point into the world of sex-toys 😄
    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=10157O

    Or you wanted to keep it more tame you could go for a few items in the 3 for £10 range like massage equipment, the restraints are very non-intimidating and perfect for beginnersif she's into it.

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33980

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31225

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33570

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=2559

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31552

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28692

    Great idea doing sexy secret santa at work, im sure itll be lots of fun 😙💗xx

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    what about love eggs?

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    bex1213 [sign in to see picture]
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    I second the 3 for 10 non intimidating route. I think buying a virbrator is quite personal and you don't necessarily know how she would feel about it. Novelty and/or massage related gifts are less threatening. I think we're all so comfortable with the use of sex toys that we sometimes forget how scary it can be for someone inexperienced.

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    andyappetite [sign in to see picture]
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    Hi

    Id suggest looking at some of the games as some of them are definately aimed at the more vanilla end of the market.

    We had so much fun reviewing these playing cards, most of the activities were fairly tame

    http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35693

    The other thing you could look for is either a massage candle or perhaps something edilble such as candy knickers or bra perhaps even chocolate body paint.

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    I think the 3 for £10 is perfect here. I'd opt for massage oil or candle in the scent you think suits her best, some novelty edibles (maybe the jelly willies?) and a blindfold, these can be doubled as a sleep mask, so aren't overly intimidating but still fit with theme :)

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    NatandTom wrote:

    I think the 3 for £10 is perfect here. I'd opt for massage oil or candle in the scent you think suits her best, some novelty edibles (maybe the jelly willies?) and a blindfold, these can be doubled as a sleep mask, so aren't overly intimidating but still fit with theme :)

    +1. You've bet me to it Nat. I was coming on to suggest exactly the same items :) The loveheart shaped bath bombs are super cute too.
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    Sum Sub [sign in to see picture]
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    How about a novelty Christmas thong?

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    GeekyEleanor [sign in to see picture]
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    Alright, I know it goes over your budget, but from what I could understand, you're dealing with a beginner and some things might put her off so in case you don't want to go for the 3x10 route, I'd suggest this one http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35401

    It just came out, I've had the pleasure to review this one http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=35404 but they're the same, only the first one I linked has a more cutiepie factor in it. And they're both supereasy to get the hang of. Maybe the 3x10 way is better but you know... I felt the cute designs of the new range would be perfect for beginners. And even for expert in sex toys. Seriously, the whole range is cute as hell!

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    I can't believe you get away with thus at work lol HR st my job would not approve.

    If she doesn't have a partner then massage stuff seems off target. I think the candies are a good route and a good laugh.

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    Just Jenson [sign in to see picture]
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    how about some lubes? Or as others have suggested the massage candles or yes - even a novelty Thong!

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    It is really too bad LH stopped carrying the erotica books, that would have been a good choice too.

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    Vanessa8 beat me to it. Erotic fiction would be a good gift. Maybe this? http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28219

    I remember when my (all married) friends bought (very single) me a "grow your own boyfriend" kit. They all thought it was hilarious, and although I was able to laugh it off, I did inwardly cringe. :(

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