• What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    VioletWolf [sign in to see picture]
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    After: how long have you been watching us?
    During: hurry up, my programme starts soon
    Before: (This is a genuine one my OH said to me) Will this take long? I've just put my tea in the oven. 😤

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    VioletWolf wrote:

    After: how long have you been watching us?
    During: hurry up, my programme starts soon
    Before: (This is a genuine one my OH said to me) Will this take long? I've just put my tea in the oven. 😤

    Wow Did he really say that lol

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    VioletWolf [sign in to see picture]
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    Genuinely yes, I was fuming! We'd been having problems and I was just coming back around to him, so was all dressed up in some VERY expensive lingerie. He said that and I just backed right out of there, I was so annoyed. Promised I'd never wear that underwear for him again and I haven't!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Before - you got 1 minute to cum (my EX actually timed me by her watch, thats why shes an EX lol)

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    before: When did you last shower?

    during: nope thats my bum!

    after: is that it?

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During : One second while I check my lottery results

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    Before

    Sorry can you wait a while? I've just had the most incredible wank!!!

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    after - your turn brother, see if you can make her come

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    before : Too late ive just cum lol

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    During - your so much better than my wife

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    Before - has your lady shave broken?

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Before - Im cumming

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    during - are you in yet?

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    After - now I know why I bought a vibrator

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    Kinkyhubby wrote:

    During I going to fart

    During a 69 - Do you really expect me to stay here while you do another 68...

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - That reminds me I need to put the turkey in the oven

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    During......What shall I get out for dinner. Yes to my shame I said that to an ex. But in my defence he was a lazy shag, and really wasnt doing anything for me!

    Never said it to any other partners!

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    During Please stop your dog licking my bum !

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    Before - inviting 2 strangers into our bedroom was not what I ment by forplay.

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