• What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - Phewwww, Sorry I had beans earlier ;)

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    During, there is a cobweb up there you know.

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    After, I never said I'm on the pill.

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    During, did you pass GCSE biology? Because that's not my vigina

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    After, I said I would give you a pearl necklace, not I would buy you a pearl necklace.

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    During: are your tits real?

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    After - the internet's going to love the video we just made

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    d20divah [sign in to see picture]
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    Worst thing to hear....... "Whoah! red.....Red .....RED-RED-RED!" lol

    Worst thing I've said?....... "Oh just pass me that toy I'll do it myself"......

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    It's Vulva! Not Vagina.

    Ok I'm still fine saying that during sex, although it can put some off hahaha ^_^

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - The condom came off

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    polo56 [sign in to see picture]
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    During - so thats why you're called Justin.

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    During,

    I can't feel anything ?

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    After - your brother is better

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    After - Night Night

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    After - what do you mean your done, I didn't think you had started yet.

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    During - please be quiet I don't want you to wake my wife.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    Fun Louise wrote:

    During - please be quiet I don't want you to wake my wife.

    Haha

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    Before - Can't we just sleep?

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    During - shal we empty the garage tomorrow.

    During - I would rather be visiting my mother in law.

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    During - The cat is staring at us again...

    So off-putting!

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