• What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    Out of my mouth to the husband during "remind me to buy an ironing board cover tomorrow"

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    After - Dont cum inside me.. oh dear too late lol

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    reany [sign in to see picture]
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    During: that reminds me, I need to get tampons

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    reany wrote:

    During: that reminds me, I need to get tampons

    Haha

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - when you starting the gym?

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    During ...Wake up !!

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    Before
    Do I have to?

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    Onlyones [sign in to see picture]
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    After

    Was that it.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - I need a wee!

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    After - did you mother show you how to do that?

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - I forgot to take my pill

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    glittergirl [sign in to see picture]
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    Before your not giving me alot to work with

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    lmh95 [sign in to see picture]
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    During " Your mate's really fit. Can I have her number?"

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    Earl Grey [sign in to see picture]
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    During: I meant to swipe left!

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    Colonel Lube [sign in to see picture]
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    During: my false teeth have just popped out (something I have had to say-was a passion killer)

    Before: don't worry about the scabs, I am past the contagious stage.

    After: you mind if I call my wife to say goodnight?

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    Sneezing over your partner!

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    lovingnewtoys [sign in to see picture]
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    During - Do you fancy toad in the hole for dinner?

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    after

    move over its your turn for the wet spot

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    During

    There's a cobweb on the ceiling!

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    during... them yelling at the dog to stop barking... said dog barking NON stop.

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