• What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    before - Its ok the std's have cleared up now

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - You have a big spot on your bum cheek

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    Things that I have actually heard....

    Before - Your body is not bad.

    During - Are you on the pill?

    After - I have a girlfriend.

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    Caliente wrote:

    Things that I have actually heard....

    Before - Your body is not bad.

    During - Are you on the pill?

    After - I have a girlfriend.

    😨😨😨 that's horrendous Caliente!!
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    Grumpygit87 [sign in to see picture]
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    After- oops sorry wrong house

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    During I going to fart

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    After: ok, you can leave now! Or worse, saying that during!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - I havnt got long, my wife will be home soon.

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    Sex Squid wrote:

    😨😨😨 that's horrendous Caliente!!

    It is, indeed. And people ask me why Im single! hahaha

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    Oh I must put something on the shopping list .

    During.

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    Gentle giant [sign in to see picture]
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    For a lady during.

    Is it in yet.

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    Actual things said to me during:

    Can you flip over, I guess I am not ok with your stomach.

    Can I just take off the condom now?

    Are you sure you are not into anal, I swear I wont hurt you.

    You are too wet!

    (Nothing) I kid you not, I had a partner never make a sound, a comment, a groan.. nothing. It was awful.

    Calling me names that are pre-communicated NOT ok i.e. cunt, whore or slut.

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    NaughtyNerd [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh my god Vanessa8. Couple of those guys deserve a swift kick in the goolies!!!!!

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    Ugh. All of those are awful, Vanessa8.

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah well you live and learn and move onward and upward. Most of those are just a respect issue and in my youth I had to learn to respect myself more and demand it from my partner.

    I can forgive the wet comment... that was actually the current partner it just didn't come out right so we can laugh about it now but in the heat of the moment try not to accidently insult your partner LOL.

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    During - you can take off the condom, Im too old to get pregnant! (No wonder shes my EX lol)

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    Vanessa8 - I completely understand. I'm still living and still learning! Starting to respect myself a little now. :)

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    Wow! I'm totally shocked at some of the horrible things that have been said in real life on here. Hope the offenders have brushed up on their pillow talk since then!

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    Here's one to beat the lot, my ex used to say legs, as he touched them, them get ky out, yes no joke. A cup of tea made would be perfect temperature,  after sex. 10 minutes I got him down to.

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    Things actually said to me, during, what time is it,

    after giving her oral, I can't be bothered to do anything for you, it feels like too much effort.

    Before, if you're not bothered about sex tonight, you can just go down on me then go home.

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