• What not to say before, during and after sex!

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    Throbinhood [sign in to see picture]
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    As the title suggests!

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    during - Your so much better than your sister!

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    After: you woke me up for that?

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    During the act say the name of your ex in mistake.I have actually done this once and it didn't end very well! 🙈

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    mysteron wrote:

    During the act say the name of your ex in mistake.I have actually done this once and it didn't end very well! 🙈

    Ive actually done that as well

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    During: oh, the ceiling could do with a paint,

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    During - is it in yet? 😄

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    Before- let's see if your as disappointing as last night

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots wrote:

    During - is it in yet? 😄

    My Mrs says that quite often lol

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    After - oops the condom broke

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    Ive got cramp !

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    I'll just finish myself off

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    During - I'm going to be sick

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    During -An excuse for when its not happening. I have had too many beers .

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    mysteron wrote:

    During -An excuse for when its not happening. I have had too many beers .

    I think all men have used that one lol

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    ^^ the same reason I have said I feel sick lol

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    After, what's your name.

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    Lil_Red_Kinkyboots wrote:

    During - is it in yet? 😄

    Been there. Said that.
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    After
    Well it was good for me.

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    During
    Oops wrong hole.

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