• What's your favourite slang term for vagina?

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    Aqualaria [sign in to see picture]
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    Hands All Over wrote:

    I love punani, but usually it's pussy. Another fun one is vajayjay, always makes me giggle :)

    We use vajayjay in polite company, as a reference to that comedy about Health & Safety, where the daughter's girlfriend was using DJ Vajayjay. In private, pussy or c**t, the latter being mostly in a sexual context.
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    Chocha is my favourite.

    I usually say pussy in a sexual context.

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    Aqualaria [sign in to see picture]
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    We had a discussion in the office about this. (What can I say, we were bored!)

    So, Pink Palace, Pleasuredome (as in Welcome to the...), and Velvet Purse were all mentioned.

    One 20 year old calls hers her Cum Collector.

    One lady said her bloke called hers His Cock Warmer.

    Another said her bloke called hers Anna and her rear Botting after the Sky News presenter.

    One said hers was her Brosnan (as in Pierced Brosnan).

    And finally, one mentioned that as a child, her brothers was Willy, hers was her Wonka, and round the back was the Chocolate Factory!

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    This thread has me giggling to myself like a crazy lady. Next time I see the husband I'm gonna refer to it as my Vivien. See what happens.

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    "Fufu", "sausage-wallet" or "foof"

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    I'm quite happy to use vagina when it's not for sexy or playful purposes.

    When I'm talking about them with a partner or friend in a playful but not sexy time way I use Princess Parts. It used to be Lady Parts but I upgraded them :)

    I'm rubbish at referring to it in moments of passion, so goodness knows what I'd use them. Probably c**t, just to be shocking, especially if in toppy mode.

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    Ha ha. "Velvet purse" is a phrase that I haven't heard for years :)

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    Being on holiday I hadn't seen this thread, great stuff! some excellent replies.

    One of wifeys names she uses when we have our role play situations is Pussy Morecum (Morecombe) so "Pussy" is a favourite in our household.

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    Pussy

    I have learned some new ones from thsi thread - are some of these more specific to the uK? I had never heard fanny before for the vag - here a fanny would be a butt.

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    Vanessa8 wrote:


    Pussy

    I have learned some new ones from thsi thread - are some of these more specific to the uK? I had never heard fanny before for the vag - here a fanny would be a butt.

    Yep. Fanny is British slang for the lady bits 😝

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    This is a hard one i think it depends on mood. I go with the C word for rough sex and BDSM stuff but sex in general pussy. Minge if I'm being silly lol.

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    Vanessa8 wrote:


    Pussy

    I have learned some new ones from thsi thread - are some of these more specific to the uK? I had never heard fanny before for the vag - here a fanny would be a butt.

    Yeah what you yanks call a "fanny pack" we here in Blighty call a "bum bag".

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    I love the different names in this thread! But I still use pussy the most.

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    In public/family/friends i call it my Lily or vagina. .. in private its pussy, but thinking about it i dont really say it that much.

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    Some of these names have got me giggling, but my personal favourite still has to be pussy and is a favourite of the OH too

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    If anyone has herd of the comedian Kevin Wilson (Australian) he sings funny songs, not politically correct, but funny if your not easily offended. He has a song called "you can't say C**t in Canada" where he goes through a whole load of other names for a vigina. It makes me laugh, but I'm not easily offended.

    Split whisker, beever, long eyed front bum, growler, hairy lasoo, and so on.

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    Quite a lot of the nurses at work call it a "flue". Like its a boiler or something?

    I guess it's just a vigina to me. Sorry a little dull.

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    Growler 😂😂😂

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    an ex of mine used to call it her Mimsy and took me a while to undersyand what she was meaning guess its just stuck in my head now lol

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    I quite like cootch because it's cute, but not too child-like, though I usually just use vagina.

    I don't mind the c-word (depending on the context), but I've heard too many awkward teenage boys use pussy to not cringe at it.

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