• Question for the ladies - ejaculation

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    Mel334 [sign in to see picture]
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    So this is an awkward question but I can't think of anywhere else to ask it. When I orgasm, I ejaculate (if that's the right word for ladies) a lot. Like, a lot, and then there's multiple orgasms and by the time I'm finished it's gone straight through whatever laundry-destined PJ I've put underneath to try and keep my bed dry and soaked my sheets. I really don't want to waste time and money washing them every time I masturbate, but don't really see another option.

    Is this normal? (Side question - is this squirting?) Do you (or/and your partner) get that wet, or even more? If so, what do you do to deal with it?

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    Mr_Hammer69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Squirting..... more like a fountain. Thats a natural talent there! Gonna make people jealous

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    Mr_Hammer69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Put a towel on the bed under your lower back to run under your vagina

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    Yes this is squirting. I squirt loads too. I soak my floor if I am riding my dildo, thankfully I have wooden flooring :)

    Invest in some puppy pads... I use these every time I masturbate now, they've never failed me!

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    SquirtyPanda wrote:

    Yes this is squirting. I squirt loads too. I soak my floor if I am riding my dildo, thankfully I have wooden flooring :)

    Invest in some puppy pads... I use these every time I masturbate now, they've never failed me!

    Looking at your twitter pixs.... yes u can squirt....alot!
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    Tonight for the first time ever (thank you LoveHoney😘) this happened to me! The bed was utterly soaked! I have no idea if it will happen again or not but totally keeping an eye on this thread for tips in keeping a nice dry bed.

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    RosyCheek wrote:

    Tonight for the first time ever (thank you LoveHoney😘) this happened to me! The bed was utterly soaked! I have no idea if it will happen again or not but totally keeping an eye on this thread for tips in keeping a nice dry bed.

    Many congrats to u!! Towels seem to be helpful. As much as its a pain changin bed sheets, i found it quite a turn on taking them off knowing id made my OH do that much wetness
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    Mel334 wrote:

    So this is an awkward question but I can't think of anywhere else to ask it. When I orgasm, I ejaculate (if that's the right word for ladies) a lot. Like, a lot, and then there's multiple orgasms and by the time I'm finished it's gone straight through whatever laundry-destined PJ I've put underneath to try and keep my bed dry and soaked my sheets. I really don't want to waste time and money washing them every time I masturbate, but don't really see another option.

    Is this normal? (Side question - is this squirting?) Do you (or/and your partner) get that wet, or even more? If so, what do you do to deal with it?

    Yes it is normal for some people. Mrs can flood the bed on occasion and we have to wash the sheets. On other occassions it doesn't happen at all. It seems to happen more from internal stimulation rather than clitoral, but then everybody's body is wired up differently, so yours may be completely triggered by something else. Personally, I love the turn on of watching her squirt or feeling the juices run down on to me if she is on top. Nothing for you to worry about, just keep a few flannels in the top draw, by the bed and use them if you fancy a play. That works for us.
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    I love the name SquirtyPanda...

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    I do this too I was a bit embarrassed to start with & it was quite annoying having to constantly change the sheets but now I just put a thick towel underneath which works quite well x

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    Sexymomma wrote:

    I do this too I was a bit embarrassed to start with & it was quite annoying having to constantly change the sheets but now I just put a thick towel underneath which works quite well x

    It's so hot to watch it happen as well. I would rather faff with towels than not have ot happen.
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    Yes, that's squirting! It might be worth trying a sheet like this to protect your bedding as liquids don't soak through it http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=813 :)

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    I do squirt most times but not to the extent that you describe. I really enjoy masterbating in the bath or shower, I love water, so that might be worth a try, saves the washing entirely.

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    Thanks for all the replies guys!

    Last night I took the most-common (and easiest) advice and stuck a pair of towels under my ass before getting to work. They... didn’t. By that I mean my bed sheet's a little less wet than it normally is, but I appear to have gone straight through both towels and then some.

    I'm considering whether it's best to get that lovely bedsheet or the puppy pads mentioned earlier. I'm worried about spending money on something like that and then it not working either - although in fairness I have had my towels for a while, it's doubtful they're quite as thick and absorbent as they were when I first got them, so that could be why they didn't work as hoped. It might be easier (and less obvious, for that matter) to just buy some better/thicker towels.

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    Doesn't matter how thick and absorbant your towels are, if the volume continues as you report it to be, then it's just gonna go through them.
    The pads are probably the easiest option but long term quite expensive, we have a vinyl sheet, and the liquid pools which in itself can be uncomfortable / annoying but couple with towels and problem sorted.

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    I have a vinyl sheet, it's more comfortable with a towel on top of that. At first a bought a cheap shower curtain from Primark, which did the job.

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    Would try puppy pads cheap and possibly do the trick, shower curtain is also a good idea but not all are water proof IE when against something they let water through, needs to be PVC not 'material like'

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    Would it be completely wrong to say just thinking of that is something of a turn on...

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    Mr_Hammer69 wrote:

    Squirting..... more like a fountain. Thats a natural talent there! Gonna make people jealous

    Me for 1 lol. I can't even orgasm with intercourse let alone squirting although I have been trying for years. I can only orgasm with clitoral play sadly 😕 x
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    Yes puppy pads or a waterproof shower curtain sounds a good idea x

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