• Fifty Shades movie (worth watching for a better sex life??)

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    What about The Last Tango in Paris? I'm on a free Netflix trial as you can see haha

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    rainbowbaby wrote:

    What about The Last Tango in Paris? I'm on a free Netflix trial as you can see haha

    Not got it as I havn't seen it on DVD .Suppose to be one of the top erotic films but it is old circa 1972 I think . Contains BDSM as well.

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    With you being a teacher then look out for Education Anglaise . Decent plot ,BDSM pony play and makes St Trinians very tame .Its a French film and so you can guess there are "no holds barred"

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    mysteron wrote:

    With you being a teacher then look out for Education Anglaise . Decent plot ,BDSM pony play and makes St Trinians very tame .Its a French film and so you can guess there are "no holds barred"

    I'll add that to the list too, thanks! Just don't think the husband makes use of my teaching talents I bought a tickler most recently which I'm sure can double up as a cane...

    I'm guessing I can only quote posts on a PC, can't seem to do it on my phone.

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    rainbowbaby wrote:

    mysteron wrote:

    With you being a teacher then look out for Education Anglaise . Decent plot ,BDSM pony play and makes St Trinians very tame .Its a French film and so you can guess there are "no holds barred"

    I'll add that to the list too, thanks! Just don't think the husband makes use of my teaching talents I bought a tickler most recently which I'm sure can double up as a cane...

    I'm guessing I can only quote posts on a PC, can't seem to do it on my phone.

    Is impact play within your boundaries ?If it is try the Bondage Boutique Butterfly Riding Crop or the FSOG spanking ruler. .Both would add to the strict teacher look and can use both as pointers to reinforce your instruction/orders .Try them on your self first before using them on your partner .

    I'll try and get that 10 DVD list together .It just trying to find some time.

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    I've read both the books (all of them) and have seen the film. I like them both, but at the same time, I was disappointed with the film as no way as much detail in the books. My husband took me to the cinema to see the film and will take me to see the 2nd one when it's released. I do like the film though, in a cheesy sort of way.

    Secretary - I have watched this and while it's a good storyline, felt again, that there isn't enough steamy sex scenes in it. It is a good watch though.

    Another one we've watched is 'Bound' - not the 1996 one, the newer one with Charisma Carpenter in it. It was quite a good watch for an evening cuddled under the blanket on the sofa x

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    If you want a film that's funny ,explicit ,dominatrix,group sex,gay sex this film has it all. Including why you should be careful on who you give the controls to for a love egg to !!

    It's called Short bus and is about a couples counsellor trying to get the big O .It's exceedingly funny .it goes without saying make sure kids arn't around when you watch it !

    This is number 1 in my top 10 .

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    mysteron wrote:

    If you want a film that's funny ,explicit ,dominatrix,group sex,gay sex this film has it all. Including why you should be careful on who you give the controls to for a love egg to !!

    It's called Short bus and is about a couples counsellor trying to get the big O .It's exceedingly funny .it goes without saying make sure kids arn't around when you watch it !

    This is number 1 in my top 10 .

    Had never heard of this movie, looks like fun from the reviews so have just bought it for us to watch. [ Would never dream of buying 'Fifty Shades'].

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    rainbowbaby wrote:

    What about The Last Tango in Paris? I'm on a free Netflix trial as you can see haha

    If you love seeing Marlon Brando you might like it. I don't and I didn't... (switched off after 15 minutes or so)

    If you watch it, you might want to spare a few moments to think about the exploitation of actresses in movies containing sex (not only "real" porno): Maria Schneider's reaction in the anal rape scene is real - the scene was not in the script that she had gotten to read (which is - and was then - completely illegal, but the actress was young and inexperienced and didn't know it), Schneider didn't know what it was all about and where - or how far - it was going and she panicked. (French TV had a program about the film several years back where Maria Schneider was talking about the filming).

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    Yes I'd read that after trying to look for some reviews and it does put me off watching it. Doesn't sound nice at all. Completely agree with you there Talia.

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    Private_member wrote:

    mysteron wrote:

    If you want a film that's funny ,explicit ,dominatrix,group sex,gay sex this film has it all. Including why you should be careful on who you give the controls to for a love egg to !!

    It's called Short bus and is about a couples counsellor trying to get the big O .It's exceedingly funny .it goes without saying make sure kids arn't around when you watch it !

    This is number 1 in my top 10 .

    Had never heard of this movie, looks like fun from the reviews so have just bought it for us to watch. [ Would never dream of buying 'Fifty Shades'].

    I think you will enjoy it, as it is very funny in places. Its my number 1 sex film by a country mile. Don't want to spoilt it but the vibrator scene is absolutlely hiliarious .

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    There is also (the uncut version of) Caligula which is what we will be watching in bed this afternoon.

    Make sure it is the uncut version as the original UK version has all the 'meat' taken out.

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    Private_member wrote:

    There is also (the uncut version of) Caligula which is what we will be watching in bed this afternoon.

    Make sure it is the uncut version as the original UK version has all the 'meat' taken out.

    I have that one as well. As a history buff though I just sat through it and was overcritical of the accuracy of the costumes.

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    Private_member wrote:

    There is also (the uncut version of) Caligula which is what we will be watching in bed this afternoon.

    Make sure it is the uncut version as the original UK version has all the 'meat' taken out.

    I've seen that, got bored with all the porn bits.

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    mysteron wrote:

    Private_member wrote:

    There is also (the uncut version of) Caligula which is what we will be watching in bed this afternoon.

    Make sure it is the uncut version as the original UK version has all the 'meat' taken out.

    I have that one as well. As a history buff though I just sat through it and was overcritical of the accuracy of the costumes.

    I know that feeling, 1970s film version about Burke and Hare, the coat worn by Robert Knox was 90 years too early, the sort of thing worn in 1920s operating theater, not 1820s. I fumed.

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    If you want to watch a movie that is off beat and funny.,then try Rabbit fever .

    It's a comedy much of it a bit documentary style about women whon get addicted to their rabbits.

    There are some funny scenes of self help groups. Not sexually explicite by any means but quite funny.

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    Did watch Shortbus in the early hours of this morning when I couldn't sleep and can confirm there is lots of sex but it is quite an 'Art House' film which I enjoy but the OH doesn't so not sure it will work for her.

    I would agree with others, I turned off Last Tango after a few minutes because I found it too Brando but after this thread did look the sex scenes up on Pornhub and am now glad I didn't bother watching more.

    Our Caligula afternoon went well but the film is just too violent for OH, there were a couple of times when the violence interrupted her mood.

    Guess I need to keep hunting.

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    Shortbus is one and my Mrs favourite films . Shame your Mrs didn't like it as the story is about a woman trying to get the big O .

    Anyway. Jot down what she likes and I'll see if I can match a title or 2 for you with her tastes in mind .We have a big collection of mainsteam soft porn .

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    I watched it on my own as it was 3am, will still start her on it but there are a couple of scenes (involving death and suicide) I know she won't like and other bits she will just find boring. Violence, blood and death are a turn-off for her :)

    Anal is another no-no for her (not playing as we do that but she doesn't watch porn that involves males penetrating women anally).

    For us what works if we are having a session without kids in the house is for her to browse Pornhub for something she likes and then we can go for it with that on in the background.

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    Private_member wrote:

    Did watch Shortbus in the early hours of this morning when I couldn't sleep and can confirm there is lots of sex but it is quite an 'Art House' film which I enjoy but the OH doesn't so not sure it will work for her.

    I would agree with others, I turned off Last Tango after a few minutes because I found it too Brando but after this thread did look the sex scenes up on Pornhub and am now glad I didn't bother watching more.

    Our Caligula afternoon went well but the film is just too violent for OH, there were a couple of times when the violence interrupted her mood.

    Guess I need to keep hunting.

    The violence I had no problem with, got sparticus on dvd, series 1 to 4. Plus Rome, both excellent well I liked them anyway.

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