• Omg help I'm like a kid in a sweet shop.

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    Elelou44 [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm getting addicted lol. I want too many toys after reading other people's thread and reviews, I decide I want one or in some cases need one of those. Please tell me it wears off or I seriously need to win the lottery.

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    bex1213 [sign in to see picture]
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    It seriously doesn't. Sorry.x

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha, sorry! I think once you've tried a few toys out and decided what you like you become more selective with your choices, but as there's always something new, the excitement continues. x

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    NatandTom wrote:

    Haha, sorry! I think once you've tried a few toys out and decided what you like you become more selective with your choices, but as there's always something new, the excitement continues. x

    It does slow down a little ,and that's when you start buying more quality .

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    Vanilla_Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    Yep it definitely doesn't wear off. You tend to start upgrading the ones you have for more expensive ones too :/ I like to think of it as a hobby haha x

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    Yeah it doesn't wear off lol I'm a lot more picky now I just want the more expensive toys because I find they're a lot better, although some cheap ones are really good :)

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    been shopping here nearly 4 years and I get worse! I need therapy! I need a lottery win, just for the storage of my toys and lingerie

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    Vanessa8 [sign in to see picture]
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    Focus on categories and yes its very addictive . Set a budget and sign up for the emails do you get the dicount offers.

    It does slow down a bit after time but my wishlists are never empty :)

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    JJLWB [sign in to see picture]
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    It definitely doesn't get better I'm affraid! I'm so addicted!

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    Elelou44 [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh 😳 No hope for me then. Perhaps I need to stick to one theme?

    I say I because it's me that says let's try this or that lol. My OH is happy to give anything a go. Any tips from the more experienced would be gratefully appreciated.

    As a potted history to us: Married at 19 with little sexual experience my self, hubby had sooo much more, we tried a few things. Strange that when I was younger, fitter, and slimmer I had zero body confidence, didn't like much at all, now older, menopausal and always on a diet, I am finding my confidence is growing by the day. So we are up for anything.

    Hubby has suffered with ED on and off for quite a few years, but we have always worked through it, and I count myself lucky in the respect that he has always ensured I was satisfied no matter what, he is not circumsized but has no foreskin? I always wondered if that made a difference? He had UC for many years and as a result in 2002 had an emergency op leaving him with an ileostomy. This was made perminant two years later with the removal of his rectum, which has been sewn up 😳 Could have left him perminantly nerve damaged, thankfully after a chat with his surgeon he assured us that all should be okay, and it mostly is 😊 He is prescribed viagra as a matter of course and we do sometimes need to use it, but only a 1/4, good job as they only give you four a month lol. We wondered if a penis pump might be an alternative? I've read a few reviews about this.

    We are also trying soft bondage, we like that very much, even put up sone pad eye hooks in the bedroom. Though what we will say they are for if the kids ask I don't know rofl. They are all grown up, youngest is 27. We joined fetlife and considered going to a "munch" but some of the photos posted scared the sh1 t out of us lol.

    We have also thought about anal and after trying a small butt plug and buying some tai anal love beads ( vibrating) we thought we would give it a go, so after some play, and starting with vaginal and a big O, plenty of lube, we tried, well I don't know how much he got in but I've never felt pain like it. Is that normal? He didn't even move, lol. We have laughed about it since, was it a case of too much too soon? Do I need to condition myself to receiving? Is it safe to do if you sometimes suffer my hemorrhoids? Sorry this is getting a bit long now. Lol. I'll leave it there.

    thanks to anyone who has read it and not died of bordom 😂 Xx

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    Lg1988 [sign in to see picture]
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    Yeah I'm exactly the same. Made my first purchase in October I think it was and over the 3 orders I've placed have spent nearly £200. My other half has also spent loads on here too. Need to curb the spending a bit haha.

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    lol well for me it got better over time, the only problem is I got is... Well, I like luxury toys now lol so I need to be even more selective in what I buy, but hey... I managed to reduce my spendings a lot. Holiday in central Americas is a good motivation, I guess

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    Elelou44 [sign in to see picture]
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    Better start a wish list and get earning some money then lol. Any tips?

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    No known cure for Lovehoney addiction has been found so far.

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    NatandTom [sign in to see picture]
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    Even if there was a cure, I don't think I'd want to use it!

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    Elelou44 [sign in to see picture]
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    NatandTom wrote:

    Even if there was a cure, I don't think I'd want to use it!

    No LHA then lol. I agree there far too much fun for a couple to be had.

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    We have spent a few £k here, and have def slowed down now as there isn't much left to buy apart from luxury toys but at £100ish a toy have to be treats now (other than lingerie, as can never have too much of that!)

    Still wanting a doxy wand, a womaniser, and a stronic drei to add to the collection :)

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