• What's the strangest sexual thing that has happened to you??

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    mysteron [sign in to see picture]
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    Ozz wrote:

    I did wank off this guy once in his bathroom that was full of guys at the time at a party he and his wife were throwing!

    He got it out, had a slash and well when presented with an opportunity like that, you've just got to go with it! It was a while ago, I was about 29 maybe 30!

    He loved it, they loved it and I thought it delish! :)

    I bet you were a right wild one in your younger days.

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    Usedworkshoes wrote:

    A gay female couple I'm friends with took me to bed with them as one of their straight male friends was hitting on me when we were all very drunk. Saved from the slightly pervy bloke and thrown straight to the lesbians!

    Out of the pain into the fire kinda deal there!

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    Many years ago I was at a house party and I was feeling hot so went outside for air.

    A girl who was at the same party followed me outside ( I didnt know her and hadn't seen or spoken to her either)! , walked over to the wall I was leaning against and said grabbed my balls/dick.

    My initial response to ask what the hell she was doing and she just said 'watch'..... In a flash she had my cock out in her hands and she gave me an incredible bow job. When she was finished she smiled, walked off back into the party and left me with my pants round my ankles in this dark street. Fun times!

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    Many years ago I was at a house party and I was feeling hot so went outside for air.

    A girl who was at the same party followed me outside ( I didnt know her and hadn't seen or spoken to her either)! , walked over to the wall I was leaning against and said grabbed my balls/dick.

    My initial response to ask what the hell she was doing and she just said 'watch'..... In a flash she had my cock out in her hands and she gave me an incredible bow job. When she was finished she smiled, walked off back into the party and left me with my pants round my ankles in this dark street. Fun times!

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    Puurdy [sign in to see picture]
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    The strangest sex I've ever had actually only happened two days ago XD I was sat on the landing of my boyf's house, waiting for him to go have a shower when he sat down in front of me and started to hug me. Things went from there and we literally had sex right there at the top of the stairs! It was wonderful, but I'm so glad noone came home!

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    Eight4Ten wrote:

    Many years ago I was at a house party and I was feeling hot so went outside for air.

    A girl who was at the same party followed me outside ( I didnt know her and hadn't seen or spoken to her either)! , walked over to the wall I was leaning against and said grabbed my balls/dick.

    My initial response to ask what the hell she was doing and she just said 'watch'..... In a flash she had my cock out in her hands and she gave me an incredible bow job. When she was finished she smiled, walked off back into the party and left me with my pants round my ankles in this dark street. Fun times!

    Wow!I Makes you want to go out for air again and again now just in the hope huh?

    A wonderful experience and yes fun times!

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    Eight4Ten [sign in to see picture]
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    I'd live outside if that was guaranteed!!

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    Eight4Ten wrote:

    I'd live outside if that was guaranteed!!

    Haha!

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    Wouldn't you??!

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    Oh hell yes!

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    Thought I'd follow on with the chocolate theme, was cooking with an ex and we had leftover cooking chocolate. Thought it'd be fun to take upstairs, covered him in it but it would not come off!!! I was licking and licking and licking and it was just smudging around and not budging.

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    Naughty Miss K wrote:

    Thought I'd follow on with the chocolate theme, was cooking with an ex and we had leftover cooking chocolate. Thought it'd be fun to take upstairs, covered him in it but it would not come off!!! I was licking and licking and licking and it was just smudging around and not budging.

    I would have a laughing fit if this happenws to me.

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    I once got caught orgasming with porn on by my sister, couldn't have been any better timing to walk in on me. ☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

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    Have sex with my mates mum

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    For me it would probably have to be when I was in a long distance relationship with a guy, and for weeks he'd been asking me to buy banannas to masturbate with, and so I finally gave in. We were in a skype video call and he wanted me to take the skin off of the bananna... I was pretty wary but I didn't want to disappoint him since we'd already begun messing around on cam so I did it as best as I could, getting it in wasn't an issue but it didn't really move much, more just fell apart! >.<" so I pretty much just pretended to use it like a dildo until he was finished, and when I went to clean up, there was only a small bit sticking out for me to pull out, the rest was all mushed up inside me and I had to sorta squat over the toilet and squeeze as hard as I could with the muscles inside my vagina to get it all out, then go have a shower to make sure it was all clean!!! It was a messy, horrible experience and I really wouldn't recommend it to anyone! Haha.

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    Many years ago with my first girl friend, we had been to the sea side and bought a rather large stick of mint humbug rock, ( YOU CAN SEE WHRE THIS IS GOING ALL READY!!!!) so on the way home we stoped for a bit of nookie in a dark car park, well one thing led to another and i wondered what a stick of rock with love juice on would taste like (fucking lovely). Well that was fine for a while we were both enjoying the taste ,now it was my brilliant idea to see how far this monster of a rock would fit into this very wet and sticky pussy. Quite a lot, taking turns at tasting the rock and licking minty pussy things got a bit heated and my girlfriend was begging me to finish her off with the rock, which was fine until she had an explosive orgasm and broke the end off the rock. Well we got some of it out but rest disolved over the next 2 days making quite a mess and quite a smell, and nearly ended the relationship there and then. Did'nt help when I called her minty knickers and as she was still living at home it caused a few questions from her mother on laundry day. Needless to say, a sex act i've ever revisited!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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