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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    I did watch the live events and they were piss poor. "You're thinking circle!" "OMG". Yes, amazing, shame you didn't notice such a simple pattern was FKING everywhere!

    Some of his stuff is really clever though, he does make it clear he needs a certain type of person which is fair enough.

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    Yeah I saw that program. Think circle - I was thinking more asrehole!

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    WandA [sign in to see picture]
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    Nexas wrote:

    I actually quite like him! Obviously you need a certain kind of person, but that's the same with hypnosis too!

    My mate adores him... He's obsessed with manipulation, strange boy really.

    So Derren never made a girl squirt.

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    Yeah but he made her thunk (yes, thunk!) she'd squirted! Crafty bastard. I like him personally. He does admit it's all mere manipulation, nothing more! He's banned from every casino in the uk alledgedly!

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    I'd love to be able to squirt too - I've only managed it once with a partner, but I didn't have an orgasm at all - just squirted. I don't even like having my g spot stimulated - it just feels like i'm getting a urinary infection if we try and stimulate it the way it says you should (if we apply less pressure it feels nothing). When I stimulate my clit at the same time it doesn't feel too bad, but as soon as I stop that horrible UTI feeling is back.

    I also read that you shouldn't stimulate the clit at the same time as you clench your PC muscles then, making it impossible for the liquid to come out.

    We've watched videos online on how to do it, but still nothing, and just feeling uncomfortable. Any tips?

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    Tigerlilies wrote:

    I think we can be safe to presume: not in a million years

    http://www.pinknews.co.uk/news/articles/2005-7459.html

    Wow..I did not know that. oO

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    Nexas wrote:

    Tindra wrote:

    I'd love to be able to squirt too - I've only managed it once with a partner, but I didn't have an orgasm at all - just squirted. I don't even like having my g spot stimulated - it just feels like i'm getting a urinary infection if we try and stimulate it the way it says you should (if we apply less pressure it feels nothing). When I stimulate my clit at the same time it doesn't feel too bad, but as soon as I stop that horrible UTI feeling is back.

    I also read that you shouldn't stimulate the clit at the same time as you clench your PC muscles then, making it impossible for the liquid to come out.

    We've watched videos online on how to do it, but still nothing, and just feeling uncomfortable. Any tips?

    Honestly, as dodgy as the video in this thread is, it does give good visual aids for the technique although I personally tend to do it while going down on a girl too so she gets the clitoral stimulation at the same time.

    Which page is the video on? I can't be bothered to go through 30 pages... Thanks muchly

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    Haha, I'll start going through them now...

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    WandA wrote:

    Aaaaa I was just about to mention it!

    He's another one of those like Steven Fry who makes me think:

    "Why are gay people often so amazingly better than straight people?"

    *shakes fist at gay community* (and hopes that's not a come on...) [and hopes everyone understands he's joking]

    Mr Fry is on my fantasy list... well I'm allowed to pretend he's straight, it's my fantasy...

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    I've always wanted to be able to do this for my OH, never seemed to be able to master this until last night.

    We have the house to ourselves this weekend so thought would make the most, he got me going soon as i got in from work - then just kept the foreplay going for hours - had a mega steamy shower together then took it to the bedroom. Blindfolded me and tied my hands up and i just let go to all the feeling in and around me.

    Made me feel out this world!! Recommend to anyone

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    Have done this to my wife a couple of times but not sure how i did it, it just happen'ed.

    Now just trying to figure it out still haven't got the hang of it!!

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    My OH has definetly got the hang of making me squirt. 69 seems to be the perfect position for us, tongue on my clit and with his fingers he hits the right spot with the perfect amount of pressure and I gush all over him. I have tried to do it by myself and it's just not happening.

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    I've been trying for the last 10 years and nothing. Then this weekend I 'borrowed' my friends boyfriend and he was milking me within about 10mins. It's fantastic. After plenty of practice on my own on Sunday in front of a mirror I can get myself squirting no problem. Well actually there was one problem... I hadnt banked on squirting about 2ft in the air and it landing all over my new dress on the ironing board at the foot of the bed! Ooopsie. Plus I didn't put down enough layers at first and managed to soak through two towels, a fitted sheet, fabric mattress protector and through to the mattress it self

    So I highly recommend plastic/latex sheets! With my friends bf he just used his very talented fingers, for me I had to use a dildo, this one got it spot on... http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16265 I would also say you need to be very relaxed, for me it helped to have a few 'normal' orgasms first before I strated stimulating my G spot. Then it tends to be like milking myself but if I carry on through my orgasm i'll squirt.

    Warning though... Its highly addictive, I was late for work on Monday as I'd been up all night doing it, also I've been mega dehydrated this week which I think may be down to overdoing it.

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    I watched a tutorial online how to make a women squirt and I can now do it to my wife everytime She says it's the best orgasm she ever had! Had to change the bedding and flip the mattress though! lol

    Worth it though

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    Pure_Minx wrote:

    I've been trying for the last 10 years and nothing. Then this weekend I 'borrowed' my friends boyfriend and he was milking me within about 10mins. It's fantastic. After plenty of practice on my own on Sunday in front of a mirror I can get myself squirting no problem. Well actually there was one problem... I hadnt banked on squirting about 2ft in the air and it landing all over my new dress on the ironing board at the foot of the bed! Ooopsie. Plus I didn't put down enough layers at first and managed to soak through two towels, a fitted sheet, fabric mattress protector and through to the mattress it self

    So I highly recommend plastic/latex sheets! With my friends bf he just used his very talented fingers, for me I had to use a dildo, this one got it spot on... http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16265 I would also say you need to be very relaxed, for me it helped to have a few 'normal' orgasms first before I strated stimulating my G spot. Then it tends to be like milking myself but if I carry on through my orgasm i'll squirt.

    Warning though... Its highly addictive, I was late for work on Monday as I'd been up all night doing it, also I've been mega dehydrated this week which I think may be down to overdoing it.

    That's a very good friend who will let you borrow her man for sex!!

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    It still eludes me........iv tried, my other half has tried..........think i need to look over this thread for some sure fire tips and tricks......................i get ridiculously wet.......but dont seem to climax from it....

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    i've squirted but didn't actually feel any orgasmic sensations from it and others on here have reported similar experience - guess it's different for everyone!

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    Well i have been with my OH for 10 years now,but in the first few weeks of seing each other we had been out for something 2 eat and a few beers and we got a little too drunk,i had been tesing him all nite and was feeling very horny! Anyway we got home and couldnt hold back anylonger,during our sex play i kept having orgasms like never before,but i could feel a very large wet patch,changing position i looked down and saw that the rug was soaking wet(had i peed all over???). My other half sat up and said "i didnt know u could squirt!!,what a turn on" i had never even heard of squirting at this point,let alone done it!. After this i had a look into it for my own peace of mind,and i feel very lucky that i can squirt,(well for me its more like a gush)as i feel its the best orgasm ever. Not sure what tips i can give,it just happens for me,i think it could be my OH that does it 2 me as i have been with a few men and it has never happend.Even G spot sex toys dont do it,the only thing we have found that can make me squirt if i use our pussy pump(from lovehoney,the pink one)for 10/15 mins and then use one of my dildos.

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    after months of trying, as posted previously, the OH came out with this "well now you've done it, and it made me feel great, you dont need to do it any more do you? its kinda wet, n messy, kinda unnecessery if you can cum with out making a mess right?" LOVELY! thanks babe........and i mop up your deposits so lovingly every time. sigh

    xx

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    missorgasm wrote:

    after months of trying, as posted previously, the OH came out with this "well now you've done it, and it made me feel great, you dont need to do it any more do you? its kinda wet, n messy, kinda unnecessery if you can cum with out making a mess right?" LOVELY! thanks babe........and i mop up your deposits so lovingly every time. sigh

    xx

    Ha! What a bastard!!

    Although, i am glad this thread has erm,popped back up.

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