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    Luv bunny wrote:

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    Ozz wrote:

    60! fuck! really? well you've looked after yourself! x

    No I was over sixty in the pic and that was years ago.

    Clean living. being a 'veggie' and a bit of yoga now and then.

    Due to a back injury I'm now Chemicaly enhanced. Voltorol Vodka and Viagra

    Voltorol to relax me Vodka so I don't give a fuck and Viagra so that when I do it's for over an hour!! lol

    xx

    60+... Fuck me sideways with a double-ender...never would've guessed from that fit bod!

    I've shrunk about an inch as well, Both before you ask. lol I'm six foot three now.

    Never bragged about the other ;-) So no one has been dissapointed. lol xx

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    BrumGuy wrote:

    Luv bunny wrote:

    BrumGuy wrote:

    Ozz wrote:

    60! fuck! really? well you've looked after yourself! x

    No I was over sixty in the pic and that was years ago.

    Clean living. being a 'veggie' and a bit of yoga now and then.

    Due to a back injury I'm now Chemicaly enhanced. Voltorol Vodka and Viagra

    Voltorol to relax me Vodka so I don't give a fuck and Viagra so that when I do it's for over an hour!! lol

    xx

    60+... Fuck me sideways with a double-ender...never would've guessed from that fit bod!

    I've shrunk about an inch as well, Both before you ask. lol I'm six foot three now.

    Never bragged about the other ;-) So no one has been dissapointed. lol xx

    But it's what you do with it, that's half the story, right?

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    Luv bunny wrote:

    You young 23 yr olds are making me feel old! I have 10 yrs on you, 😐

    Better break out the Bio-oil and roll around in it!

    Haha bless you!

    BrumGuy.. lucky ladies!

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    Maybe she's gone to * fan herself, 😈

    Pmsl πŸ˜‚

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    Haha oh I had to do that a little earlier I'm fine now... Unless of course it changes again lol

    youre very good at the dirty talk eh Brum guy?

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    I've just read back the last couple of pages. What the fuck have I missed this afternoon?

    That shit made me so wet!! BrumGuy, can you teach my OH a thing about dirty talking? He can sometimes get repetitive!

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    sugarboobies2232 wrote:

    I've just read back the last couple of pages. What the fuck have I missed this afternoon?

    That shit made me so wet!! BrumGuy, can you teach my OH a thing about dirty talking? He can sometimes get repetitive!

    I was like dripping a while back with Brum Guys dirrrty talk! Gave me a good idea for some self- satisfying, lol. Hope OH likes his lunch tomorrow... 😈

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    You and me both! :D

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    Luv bunny wrote:

    BrumGuy wrote:

    Luv bunny wrote:

    BrumGuy wrote:

    Ozz wrote:

    60! fuck! really? well you've looked after yourself! x

    No I was over sixty in the pic and that was years ago.

    Clean living. being a 'veggie' and a bit of yoga now and then.

    Due to a back injury I'm now Chemicaly enhanced. Voltorol Vodka and Viagra

    Voltorol to relax me Vodka so I don't give a fuck and Viagra so that when I do it's for over an hour!! lol

    xx

    60+... Fuck me sideways with a double-ender...never would've guessed from that fit bod!

    I've shrunk about an inch as well, Both before you ask. lol I'm six foot three now.

    Never bragged about the other ;-) So no one has been dissapointed. lol xx

    But it's what you do with it, that's half the story, right?

    Exactly Luv bunny. Getting back on to the original post.

    You need to bring all aspects of your sences in to your lovemaking.

    You need to.

    See something thats atractive,

    Smell something that stimulates you,

    Taste someone that you want more of, (Be aware of what you eat)

    Touch more than one erogenous zone (Keep skin free from dry patches and zits).

    Hear someone say I'm going to fuck you till you can't put one foot infront of the other. or other such phrases that can get your juices flowing.

    Here endeth the lesson. On your knees.

    lol xx

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    Oh bloody hell

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    Kirsty92 wrote:

    Haha oh I had to do that a little earlier I'm fine now... Unless of course it changes again lol

    youre very good at the dirty talk eh Brum guy?

    Kirsty you OK I replied to a post that you must have deleted?

    You'll be in therapy next week. after this encounter.

    xx

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    Holy fuck...going off to eat some fruit now, hehe!

    I wear sexy undies, keep my self tidy down there, try to smell and taste nice, tell him how good his cock is, and what does OH do in return??? I need to make things more equal!!!

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    I haven't deleted anything 1. I have no reason to do so 2. I can't delete or edit or quote anything when I'm on my phone 😊

    Maybe it was too naughty and taken down? Which post was it?

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    Is that why there's a post from you and to me it's just a quote but it's empty so it's literally a quote box and " " that's it

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    Kirsty it was about ten or eleven posts up. Your quote and my reply ended up Blank!!!

    I thought you had gone into shock thinking that I'd got you a bit hot ;-) xx

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    Kirsty92 wrote:

    Is that why there's a post from you and to me it's just a quote but it's empty so it's literally a quote box and " " that's it

    Yep. xx

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    No idea why that happened I haven't deleted anything. Will you tell me again?

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    Really intrigued now β˜ΊοΈπŸ˜‰

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    Kirsty. You had two posts and I replied that you had started to stutter, and thought you were going into shock.

    Then I thought you had gone for a fresh pair of pants from the freezer!!! xx

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