• What do in London for a dirty weekend

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    uktwo [sign in to see picture]
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    We are off to London for a long weekend this Friday what should we do in London to help make it a dirty weekend to remember?

    What are your experiences of dirty weekends away ?

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    thedevils-little-helper [sign in to see picture]
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    Stay in a hotel and have a watersports night! ;)

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    Nice hotel , hot tub etc etc just go with the flow , I always find if you plan it it never goes accordingly ,hope you have a great time whatever you end up doing x

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    Nice hotel , hot tub etc etc just go with the flow , I always find if you plan it it never goes accordingly ,hope you have a great time whatever you end up doing x

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    For the ultimate in London filth may I recommend a visit to Walthamstow market on a Friday night?

    Dating from 1885, the market is the longest outdoor street market in Europe and spans roughly a kilometre of Walthamstow High Street. Stalls sell an array of food, clothes, and household goods and are complemented by a wide variety of cafes and restaurants selling everything from Caribbean cuisine to traditional Cockney fare like pie and mash or jellied eels.

    On a Friday night thats a whole kilometre of kebab packaging, fried chicken bones and the occassional pile of puke to wade through.

    Whether it would be a weekend to remember would, I imagine , depend on how drunk you are. Fortunately due to the burgeoning "hipster" scene pushing up prices so that a pint of beer costs approximately the same as a one bedroom flast in Cardiff, it is very unlikely you will be inebriated.

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    Blimey! Wasn't expecting to see watersports coming up!

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    Mr_Hammer69 wrote:

    Blimey! Wasn't expecting to see watersports coming up!

    why not? isn't that what hotels are for? ;)

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    thedevils-little-helper wrote:

    Mr_Hammer69 wrote:

    Blimey! Wasn't expecting to see watersports coming up!

    why not? isn't that what hotels are for? ;)

    This has come before and the answer was a resounding no unless you're protecting furnishings and cleaning up well after. So, not to everyone :p

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    Lovebirds_x wrote:

    thedevils-little-helper wrote:

    Mr_Hammer69 wrote:

    Blimey! Wasn't expecting to see watersports coming up!

    why not? isn't that what hotels are for? ;)

    This has come before and the answer was a resounding no unless you're protecting furnishings and cleaning up well after. So, not to everyone :p

    I'm not into watersports, but even if I were, it seems really distasteful and disrespectful to go wrecking a hotel room, and surely the effort of cleaning up would take away from any 'enjoyment'.

    sorry if that sounds harsh, but generally I treat hotels and other guest accommodation as I would my own home.

    A wet room would be in order I think, and even then you'd need to give it a good scrub to spare the poor housekeepers that have to clean up after!

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    Won't matter where you are if you stay in having loads and loads of sex!

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