• Porn with Plot - Recommendations?

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    Scout69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks for the recommends, so difficult to get porn with a story line. cheers all

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    some big movie director needs to go wild in retirement and start making hardcore porn with a plot and cinematic style. George Lucas would make millions and have a blast doing it

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    Talia [sign in to see picture]
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    Dali256 wrote:

    Have you seen 9 songs?

    No, had to look it up. And from what I found - "not arousing enough to qualify as porn, not enough storyline to count as a movie" - I don't think I will search it out.

    But I like the idea of George Lucas doing a big budget porn with plot production. Or Steven Spielberg... (That said, Stanley Kubrick's attempt didn't turn out all that successful, in my opinion...)

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    Space Nuts may be an option too and has a humerous side to it too as a satire of Star Wars / Star Trek with a fair bit of naked bodies and sex thrown in.

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    The Sex Files - A Dark Parody has also seemed to have a few good reviews

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    Talia [sign in to see picture]
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    Am I the only one to wonder why the major studios don't sue the porn studios for plagiarism for all the X parodies? After all, they don't only rip off the title...

    In the meantime I've ordered Stockholm Syndrome . Import from the U.S. to France wasn't an problem - the DVD arrived unopened and within a normal delay(I had been gearing up to calling the customs guys in three months whether they weren't through yet with the movie). But the film is a disappointment. The official description:

    "Ian (James Deen) is a nomad making his way across the country via petty crimes. But misdemeanors quickly turn to felonies, when he kidnaps Juliette (Remy LaCroix), whose trophy wife status makes her Ians' perfect target. In a tangled web of chaos and crime, Juliette develops a case of Stockholm Syndrome and falls in love with her abductor. Juliette and her cohort then embark on a Bonnie and Clyde adventure to escape their miserable realities."

    is simply wrong - the Bonny and Clyde adventure does not take place. James Deen is seriously cute, but the sex scenes in the movie are seriously boring (picking up the knitting AND running through the scenes at 32 x speed boring) which is unfortunate as the movie basically only consists of 4 much too long sex scenes...

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    We've just seen a recommendation for the Mexican movie 'Y Tu Mama Tambien' - and the postman has just this very second deliverered it. Can't wait to watch it with my wife. Will let you know what it's like!

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    Well, we watched Y Tu Mama Tambien and enjoyed it. Tender, funny, quirky and different. Erotic in parts, with some very brief and sometimes funny sex scenes. It turned us on, but we would have liked some more sexual content to go with the rest of the story, actually. Definitely worth seeing as a film in its own right, but if you're looking for the full erotic movie experience, it'll leave you wanting more. Enjoy.

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    Thanks! Given my disappointment with "the full erotic movie experience" (I wasn't enthousiastic about Pink Prison - on YouTube - either) I'll give a Mexican road movie a chance.

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    Porn with a plot might seem an odd ask but ... I agree I occasionally find myself wondering what if someone made an actual movie with a good plot and well acted so it would be a pleasure to watch and get you sexually wound up at the same time. Then after the movie you both watched would be much more fun ;)

    I don't expect it would ever happen but imagine taking a proper movie script with decent actors and instead of throwing in sex for the sake of it... Where the sex scenes are (which most movies have these days) they were actual full on graphic sex not just two actors rolling about with a bit of side boob, man bottom or a nipple here and there! I'd pay for that for certain, no more hi I'm the plumber or the usual lets just have sex for no reason with no story.

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