• For ladies who get VERY wet...

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    lustyjoy [sign in to see picture]
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    Fanny farts happen if your shoulders are lower than your bum.. if you straighten up doing doggy.. shoulders higher than arse no fanny fart.... seriously true....

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    I never knew fancy farts could be so intreasting, first couple of times with a new partner it's a bit embarrassing but after that they just happen .

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    steevo68 [sign in to see picture]
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    popk1n wrote:

    Thanks for the responses :) i was just wondering if anyone knew what it was from like a biological point of view? like is it trapped air bubbles or something inside?

    Also, it has only happened a few times but only after over a year of being with my partner. Is there any particular reason it can start when previously for the past year (was a virgin before then) it didnt happen?

    Im all curious for some Lovehoney knowledge now haha :)

    After a year says you guys are hitting all the correct spots . I adore making my lady soaking

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    lustyjoy wrote:

    Fanny farts happen if your shoulders are lower than your bum.. if you straighten up doing doggy.. shoulders higher than arse no fanny fart.... seriously true....

    See ! That's what I love about this forum, you learn something new every day :)

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    Dirtylilcupcake [sign in to see picture]
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    Yup, happens to me sometimes as well, usually when my partner puts me in a position where my bum is higher than my shoulders, lol. It doesn't phase of that much. We just continue doing what we're doing.

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    PetiteJess [sign in to see picture]
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    I also get very wet but dont think i have made noise unless air is trapped. Will have a listen for now on

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    popk1n [sign in to see picture]
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    PetiteJess wrote:

    I also get very wet but dont think i have made noise unless air is trapped. Will have a listen for now on

    If you've never noticed before youre probably fine :)
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    Boogaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    Terri JJ wrote:

    lustyjoy wrote:

    Fanny farts happen if your shoulders are lower than your bum.. if you straighten up doing doggy.. shoulders higher than arse no fanny fart.... seriously true....

    See ! That's what I love about this forum, you learn something new every day :)

    I didn't know this! When we do doggy I prefer to pretty much have my head and shoulders on the bed with just my hips raised as I'm kneeling, but I haven't really noticed many noises in this position luckily! I'll bear that in mind though ;)

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    Fun Louise [sign in to see picture]
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    I get wet but not right down my legs wet. I'm at my wettest when I have had my giggle balls in for an hour (or 6) my OH loves it, I think it's a real turn on for him, but no I have not had any fanny farts.

    Maybe im just not wet enough for them.

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    kev&millie [sign in to see picture]
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    I do get very wet, recently I experienced my first 'squirt' and it felt great & since that's happened I can't seem to stop lol. The hubby also loves me being very wet massive turn on for him ☺️

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    hornyat50 [sign in to see picture]
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    That is so lovely to here, a wet woman is a happy one, I like love it when my wife's juice runs down my balls, keep having fun.

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    RosyCheek [sign in to see picture]
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    "fanny fart" has brought me to tears of laughter, thanks guys! I haven't heard that phrase in years since we would use it at school as an insult "you big fanny farter!"

    Ok, now I have calmed from the giggles, yeah happens to me quite often. The 'flupity' noise sends me into hysterics which in turn make my husband laugh as he says there is no greater feeling than being inside me whilst I laugh. Lucky me as I'm a constant giggler!

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    Twilightgirl123 [sign in to see picture]
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    It happens to me quite a lot. I end up so wet and it makes noises and I get so embarrassed but my boyfriend doesn't seem to care and tells me not to worry about it. I'm getting better at ignoring it, it's just something that happens :)

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    Sir Psycho Sexy [sign in to see picture]
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    My missus gets so wet she makes a squelching sound which I love.

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    Caliente [sign in to see picture]
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    I also get very, very wet. It's usually a blessing and a sometimes curse. Most partners have not had a problem with it. Some think it's because of them, and it gives them an enormous ego boost! Occasionally there are unfortunate noises. More "squelchy" than queef. I usually ignore it unless it's very noisy and then it makes me giggle. All good fun. :)

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    schmalto33 [sign in to see picture]
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    I get very wet, even with just nipple sucking, but when he gets down to the business end it really cranks up. I can get wet just by talking to him on Skype. We love it. Mmmm good times !!!!

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