• When masturbating do you prepare for it?

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    teacake [sign in to see picture]
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    As in do you get towels tissues etc ready for when you have finished so you can clean yourself up there and then or do just pop to the bathroom when you have finshed?

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    fantasia fairy [sign in to see picture]
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    I get some tissue paper yeah... and depending on what toys im using and if i need lube i might lay a towel down, thats not often though i normally just stick with tissue.

    I always go to the bathroom.

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    sassykitten;) [sign in to see picture]
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    usually make sure my hands are washed, grab the lube n crack on..

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    BigBikeGuy [sign in to see picture]
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    Sometimes prepare if its a premeditated session sometimes just grab & go

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    mr sp [sign in to see picture]
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    I have my toys in a box under the desk at home, always ready for use. The ones i have are mess free so i just need to wash them out after.

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    capricorn13 [sign in to see picture]
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    I always go to the bathroom to pee and wash hands before and after. I will find the lube and if using a toy will put a towel down, folded several times, in case I squirt/ gush. Not very spontaneous but saves a potential wet patch!

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    Hands All Over [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm with Capricorn on this one, except I skip the towel because I don't have any squirting abilities (yet). I also give any toys that I want to use a quick clean beforehand, gives me peace of mind even though I always clean them right after use anyway. Not very spontaneous indeed but somehow all these preparations only make me more excited for what's about to happen, they get me in the right state of mind.

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    Sarahgee [sign in to see picture]
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    No i just go for it! If its a quicky im done in ten mins... If I'm watching porn it can take me about a hour and a half because I soend too much time looking for a video that doesn't bore the hell out of me.

    Either way, once I'm done I just go ti the loo for a quick wash and get on with whatever I need to do next x

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    capricorn13 wrote:

    I always go to the bathroom to pee and wash hands before and after. I will find the lube and if using a toy will put a towel down, folded several times, in case I squirt/ gush. Not very spontaneous but saves a potential wet patch!

    +1

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    wildflower [sign in to see picture]
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    Apart from shutting the bedroom door ( if anyone else is at home ) and getting out some lube, I don't make any other preparations.

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    naughty mum [sign in to see picture]
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    Hands All Over wrote:

    I'm with Capricorn on this one, except I skip the towel because I don't have any squirting abilities (yet). I also give any toys that I want to use a quick clean beforehand, gives me peace of mind even though I always clean them right after use anyway. Not very spontaneous indeed but somehow all these preparations only make me more excited for what's about to happen, they get me in the right state of mind.

    Well I pee first...I tend to put a towel down...as I have recently discovered I can squirt.. Get toys all laid out.. If I'm sexting ..I would slip into something sexy too😝😇😉
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    fizzy [sign in to see picture]
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    I often masturbate in the bath. The only prep i do is to leave an emergency bullet on my bathroom shelf incase the mood takes me and ive left my toys upstairs.

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    wildflower wrote:

    Apart from shutting the bedroom door ( if anyone else is at home ) and getting out some lube, I don't make any other preparations.

    +1

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    JM88 [sign in to see picture]
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    If im on the bed i will just have a wee then grab a toy and lube and get to it. If im doing it in the bath then i have a wee, lay on the bed and insert the toy with lube then waddle over to the bath!

    for some reason i cant insert large toys under water so i prefer to do it laying down then climb into the bath! So that takes a bit of preparing.

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    MissRose [sign in to see picture]
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    My lube and tissues are on my bedside table... along with my most used toy. So I dont normally have to do any preparing :)

    The only time I prepare is if I want to use a different toy or possibly with towels at certain times of the month :')

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    KinkyFuckery [sign in to see picture]
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    I tend to grab a toy & go, if I don't want a wet patch towel goes down sometimes get dressed up if sending him some sexy pics, & usually a liittle of sexting or porn & some erotic books usually are on hand . Want to enjoy myself t the fullest I usually plan but if i just need a quick O I just go for it as I am usually horny & ready to go

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    Apart from findng what toy(s) i want to use lube bombshell balm toy cleaner the only prep i do is to give the toy(s) a quick rinse if i decide to lock myself away in the bathroom i'll find out a stool and a towel

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    Never know [sign in to see picture]
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    I get the toys I want ready and close by. I make sure everything is clean especially my hands. I find a sexy story to read and away I go.

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    delilahxx [sign in to see picture]
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    I just get the toy/s and lube ready and I'm ready to go. Sometimes I have to get up in the middle to get the pvc sheet if I realise I'm going to squirt. I don't plan for afterwards, ever, not sure why!

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    HappyBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    I usually grab some tissues before hand, and then go to the bathroom for a wash afterwards.

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