• Help! Ass Exam

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    Assplay90 [sign in to see picture]
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    How do I give myself an ass exam?

    What tools and supplies are needed to perform?

    I would like to inspect the backdoor.
    Need to make sure it's ready for my Basix 6.5" suction cup dildo and all cleaned out down there.

    Is there a best position (doggy)?

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    macspants [sign in to see picture]
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    For an ass exam generally a pen, pencil and a good quality geometry set should suffice. I find sitting at a desk is the best position.

    In the weeks leading to the exam you could try flash cards and surprise tests just to get used to the exam conditions.

    Hoped that helped.

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    macspants [sign in to see picture]
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    In case folks think i am being mean the poster has made a number of threads on variations on the theme half of which were closed by admin.

    So I am indulging in general joshery.

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    MrsMuffin [sign in to see picture]
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    macspants wrote:

    In case folks think i am being mean the poster has made a number of threads on variations on the theme half of which were closed by admin.

    So I am indulging in general joshery.

    reminds me of the old joke about the constipated mathematician :)

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    Macspants I found what you said about the butt squirting hilarious! Lol

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    MrsMuffin [sign in to see picture]
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    Lollipop ;) wrote:

    Macspants I found what you said about the butt squirting hilarious! Lol

    +1

    had me laughing out loud!

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    B-B [sign in to see picture]
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    MrsMuffin wrote:

    Lollipop ;) wrote:

    Macspants I found what you said about the butt squirting hilarious! Lol

    +1

    had me laughing out loud!

    Seriuosly I was dying!!!

    Assplay - I don't understand exactly what you are asking. It sounds like your best bet would be try relax and try. If it doesn't fit put in a large plug and try again once you are more warmed up. As for cleanliness try using an anal douche and wet wipes to make sure everything is squeky clean!

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    Never know [sign in to see picture]
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    Wet wipes! Aren't they amazing. I always thought they were for kids, but no!

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    LilHorror [sign in to see picture]
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    A ass exam...? I have never heard that before. I guess a mirror would beva good place to start. :)

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    Subdom27 [sign in to see picture]
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    Do you mean an ass-essment? 😊

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    Subdom27 wrote:

    Do you mean an ass-essment?

    *claps*

    how do people come up with this stuff!

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    alibnmimi [sign in to see picture]
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    or ass-easement?

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