• posh wank ... ?

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    Jessa1 [sign in to see picture]
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    i was recently given the excuse as to why a fella i was seeing had condom laying around that weren't used with me, as: "i masturbate in them so I don't make a mess"

    HAHAHAHA

    I've now been told that's called having a "posh wank"

    I'm not stupid - I know it's a ridiculous excuse and safe to say I'm not seeing him anymore - BUT -

    does anyone do it? WHY? surely it doesn't feel good..... please enlighten us

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    SK1966 [sign in to see picture]
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    No. Never done a posh wank. Must be a bit common

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    wildflower [sign in to see picture]
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    I never heard of this expression and can't imagine why anyone would do it anyway . Surely a bit of mess is all part of the fun?

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    SK1966 [sign in to see picture]
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    It sure is. Wherever the mess ends up lol

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    wildflower [sign in to see picture]
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    Most blokes don't like wearing condoms at the best of times so surely there aren't that many who'd wear one for a wank?

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    Jessa1 [sign in to see picture]
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    EXACTLY!!!!

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    SK1966 [sign in to see picture]
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    +1

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    Marriedscot [sign in to see picture]
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    I've worn a condom while wanking and it's for the exact reasons stated. Sometimes it's nice to be able to sit around after without looking for your spunk all over the place.

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    MrPink [sign in to see picture]
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    Ditto. I'm not a great enthusiast for condoms for real sex, though I do have to use them sometimes, but now and again I'll fetch one out for a wank to be sure I don't inadvertently leave a mess behind. When I was single, that was in case I suddenyl got lucky; now I'm married, it's so I don't get a mouthful for messing up the bed.

    Not a regular occurrence, though. But I did know it's called a posh wank. And it sort of feels good to be involved with some sort of sex apparatus, as it were, when there's no partner involved.

    If you were only seeing the guy you should be please he keeps condoms handy. If you're not betrothed or otherwised promised, it'd be worse if he were riding the female population of the neighbourhood bareback ...

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    I know guys living at home or shared accommodation who do this to avoid too much mess, so it's quicker to clean up afterwards.

    I also know people who use them when using masturbators, again to avoid too much to clean up.

    There are a few who actually just like the sensations, and a few guys get different texture and stimulating gel condoms to use.

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    Subdom27 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've done it before. Literally just for a different sensation and easier clean up!

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    I think it's a good thing really. Maybe not all the time, but I've found when suggesting guys to get comfortable with condoms in their spare personal time, they feel more confident to use them during sexual acts with another. :-)

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    A posh wank is common.

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    john69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I've had a condom on when wanking at some occassions, when it has been inconvenient to leave mess after me. But of course it's better without (or with my wife's hands or mouth)

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    Graham76 [sign in to see picture]
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    I used to do that as an older teenager and still do it on occaision if I'm working away from home.

    i kinda like it, too.

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    Terri JJ [sign in to see picture]
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    Hubby has never used a condom full stop. Wonder if this is something he'd like to try for a bit of fun ?

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    Lovehoney - Jess Wilde [sign in to see picture]
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    Yep - I've heard of posh wanks and know several guys who've done it. I think it's more common than you'd think. 

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    I have no idea as not a man, However I've eject known my oh to do it.. Well all I can say is good on for leaving him! Hopefully will find someone who treats you like a princess soon 👌x

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    I've heard of this. There are a lot of guys who hate making a mess, or couldn't be bothered cleaning it up. I thought it was pretty normal lol. Easier than wanking into a tissue...and far less disgusting than wanking into a sock then leaving THAT lying!!! Yes I have found used wank sock...and the guy wasn't even my partner :o

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    DeadBoy [sign in to see picture]
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    I've never done it but hate the mess so can see the appeal. Also, I don't like wearing condoms for sex because it means I can feel my girlfriend less, but when it's just my hand who cares?

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