• BLUMPKIN!!!! has anyone done it

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    capricorn13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Subdom27 wrote:

    Wow, VA. That certainly trumps a Blumpkin!

    "the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

    No thanks, never ever ever !

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    I pretty much feel the same about both things mentioned as everyone else. I'm a total toilet prude, I like toilet time to be private time, lol. However I keep opening this thread in the hopes someone says 'yeah I've done it'. No idea why though, I think I have issues, lol x

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    i'm open minded enough to try it , if both people are into something then i say do it , i'd rather recieve than give though being submissive

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    Not for me at all. I wouldn't even want to be in the room when he was going to the toilet, let alone that close!

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    Oh dear god NO NO NO !!!!

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    wildflower wrote:

    Subdom27 wrote:

    Wow, VA. That certainly trumps a Blumpkin!

    "the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

    Oh no, that's even worse !

    I actually feel physical ill reading this....

    Barf......

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    o my god what hav i started haha

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    No, sorry I can't say I have ever tried this... I take it you would be prforming oral sex while your partner was on the toilet? :S I have never heard of this in my life. uhh.. you learn something new everyday. x

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    squeakysquirrel wrote:

    I can't imagine this working!! Dunno if anyone else agrees but I find ladies are much more adept at the speed/stealth poop, where it's all over in under five minutes, whereas the guys seem to prefer an explosive 45 minute-long apoocalypse

    HAHAHA!! That is an amazing observation! Funnyest thing I have read all night. XD

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    Subdom27 wrote:

    Wow, VA. That certainly trumps a Blumpkin!

    "the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

    ... I have no words to describe how I felt reading that, Surly that would give you some sort of infection, Thats the hole wipping front to back thing out the window....

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    well thats the new thing I have learnt today

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    naughty stacey [sign in to see picture]
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    So my OH won't be getting a blowjob for about a month while I try and forget that this thing exists.

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    Subdom27 wrote:

    Wow, VA. That certainly trumps a Blumpkin!

    "the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

    sounds like a more extreme more disgusting version truffle butter where you go straight from anal to vaginal sex and the resulting brown buttery stuff around the vagina is known as truffle butter

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    Subdom27 wrote:

    My pleasure, Skitty. It was a new one for me too! I guess it might appeal to people who are into scat porn, or ultimate degredation? I'm not sure, but I think my wife would rather divorce me than blumpkin me 😁

    Totally agree
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    Skitty wrote:

    I would say I'm glad someone posted a definition, although perhaps 'glad' is a bit enthusiastic, haha. But thanks for the informative post, Subdom. Saved me having to brave urban dictionary myself ;)

    But in response, no, have never done it and personally can't see the appeal at all.

    totally agree
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    mr sp [sign in to see picture]
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    Im not into scat and never heard that term before.

    Could you imagine it though,your oh sucking away going mmmmmm ! mmmmmm ! mmmmmmm ! while you go plop ! plop ! plop ?? Or even worse after a curry !!!

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