• BLUMPKIN!!!! has anyone done it

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    lou.18.88 [sign in to see picture]
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    my partner said about this and i was wondering if anyone has done it and how they found

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    Subdom27 [sign in to see picture]
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    For those who don't know... according to The Urban Dictionary, Blumpkin is:

    The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump.


    I certainly haven't and I can't imagine many people would!

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    Sarahgee [sign in to see picture]
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    😂😂 I have never heard of this Term in my life! Blumpkin! Jesus! No, I haven't done it. Lol x

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    Skitty [sign in to see picture]
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    I would say I'm glad someone posted a definition, although perhaps 'glad' is a bit enthusiastic, haha. But thanks for the informative post, Subdom. Saved me having to brave urban dictionary myself ;)

    But in response, no, have never done it and personally can't see the appeal at all.

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    Subdom27 [sign in to see picture]
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    My pleasure, Skitty. It was a new one for me too! I guess it might appeal to people who are into scat porn, or ultimate degredation? I'm not sure, but I think my wife would rather divorce me than blumpkin me 😁

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    Lovebirds_x [sign in to see picture]
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    Ah...no. This is something firmly on my no no list.

    What happens when you strain and a lil pee comes out?? lol!

    As with many things I'm sure it has its merits...just a bit close to scat/pee play for my liking. Bit too close to having either of those in my mouth, more specifically. Plus, from the other end, I'd feel awkward as hell having someone in the same room as me while going toilet let alone having their face right there D: I certainly would be too distracted by that to enjoy whatever sensations may come from pooping and being pleasured at the same time...

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    Sarahgee [sign in to see picture]
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    :( scat is where i draw the line. I don't even like the word! Lol x

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    Subdom27 [sign in to see picture]
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    http://youtu.be/y6oXW_YiV6g

    One for you, Sarah!

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    Sarahgee [sign in to see picture]
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    I can't click that link subdom. I'm Going to go ahead and assume it is scat man john though lol x

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    Sarahgee [sign in to see picture]
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    Does ass to mouth count as scat if there is a little mess?!

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    Blueeyes82 [sign in to see picture]
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    nope, no, never and will never do it

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    I'm so glad I didn't have to google

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    Kittyondrugz [sign in to see picture]
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    Have never done it and probably never will.Pooping doesn't turn me on at all.

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    Um, you know - i'm all for sexual equality - you do what you like in the comfort of your own home etc

    But that is definitely not something I would even remotely be interested in. No, toilet time is sacred time.

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    kittencub [sign in to see picture]
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    Yuk no thanks I'd never do that.

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    Not for me personally :)

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    My gag reflex is bad enough as it is so sucking a bloke's penis whilst inhaling the smell of his crap is REALLY unappealing :/

    Each to their own but definitely not for me!

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    Glad I didnt look that up never heard of it ever! .. never want to try either... just like eating on the loo u dont do it.... just not 4 me sorry.

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    I'm all for each to their own..... but ewww NO WAY never ever ever, not for me and thankful the other half was freaked out at just reading the feed lol

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