• In the absence of toys...

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    MissM22 [sign in to see picture]
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    What do you use for masturbation?
    I've just recently discovered the joys of the shower head and I was wondering what other weird and wonderful things people use.

    I think the shower head may be as far as I go though ;)

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    aanda [sign in to see picture]
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    how do you get 4 girls on a bar stoll?

    turn it upside down hehe

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    MissM22 [sign in to see picture]
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    Haha love it!

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    aanda [sign in to see picture]
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    we have used all sorts in the past,including the shower, and dont forget cucumbers etc, even candles, or anything that vibrates

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    prior to my owning of toys i used to use a vibrating body massager or an electric toothbrush. i have tried the shower head and angling my self under the bath tap (when i could still manage it) neither did anything for me

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    MissM22 [sign in to see picture]
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    Toothbrush sounds good. ;)

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    I've used an electric toothbrush a couple of years ago and remember that being nice. But I read somewhere that it can desensitise you so I stopped out of fear of breaking myself haha

    I have since seen an attachment specificly for electronic toothbrushes! I think it was called tingle tip?

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    MissM22 [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh dear no we wouldn't want that!!

    There's far to much to choose from x

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    Shower head or vibrating massage chair. ;)

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    B4 toys were acessable to me im sorry to admit ive tried a carrot, hairbrush handle, and shower head thank god for lovehoney etc

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    LadyS [sign in to see picture]
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    I feel so boring. Have done the shower thing. But nothing more exciting! Without toys I just used my fingers, not very successfully though I might add, lol. Maybe is houdl have reached for something more adventurous x

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    missmhithrha [sign in to see picture]
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    I definitely used the back end of a hairbrush in the very early days, but since then I've been a bit more body safety conscious so if I don't have a toy I play it safe and use my hands.

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    MissM22 [sign in to see picture]
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    Me too I'd love to hear something adventurous!

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    m4nn13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Why not pop down to a supermarket and pick up some various veg (butternut squash comes to mind) and then cut them to various shapes and sizes, see what you like?! 😆

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    MissM22 [sign in to see picture]
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    I'm not sure whether or not I'd try that.

    Maybe after a few vodkas!

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    Marriedscot [sign in to see picture]
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    I've used a melon with a hole cut in it ☺️

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    I'm sure you could find a Aubergine useful, just cut off the stalk, all round smooth and black!

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    B-B [sign in to see picture]
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    shower head, icecubes, cell phone, etc...

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    Electric toothbrush on a few occasions !

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    Hairbrush handle, as well as other phallic shaped household objects made of plastic etc. tried the toothbrush and it was ok but shower head did little for me, probably a lack of water pressure lol.

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