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    Sarahgee [sign in to see picture]
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    Oops - *only and *once

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    Binxx [sign in to see picture]
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    Not yet but it's bound to happen and I would probably laugh myself to tears!

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    oh my god i've just farted and it didnt come out my arse!! I need to go to the doctors!'

    👆 oh my god that's hilarious! One of the funniest things I've ever read hun! 😂

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    mrskandmrt [sign in to see picture]
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    Sarahgee wrote:

    Lol lollipop! In scotland we call a fanny fart 'muff guff' lol, attractive, eh? Haha.

    I've inly 'fanny farted' on e my whole life. It was when I was still a virgin. i was doing sit-ups and on the 'up' this little fart happened! I ran downstairs and was shouting at my mother 'oh my god i've just farted and it didnt come out my arse!! I need to go to the doctors!' At which point she near died laughing and explained to me about how air can get trapped in your vagina. i was mind blown! i totally thought something was wrong with me haha x

    Brilliant lol

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    Don_Don [sign in to see picture]
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    Ya dirty bugger

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    Don_Don [sign in to see picture]
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    That's what my wife says whenever i've done it..... don't worry buddy, just dont do it everytime.... or worse follow thru

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    I can remember one time when me and my oh, before her illness, were having sex and as we were reaching maximum pleasure i unexpectedly let rip and we went from the height of exstacy to rolling around laughing.

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    Miss'G-x [sign in to see picture]
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    Can't even read these out to my other half for laughing, haha, crackers.

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    ChiisInnerBeauty [sign in to see picture]
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    I have done the "fanny farts" before mainly after having doggy, and I feel so stupid but my OH dont mind it :)

    He has farted to and i just laugh aha!

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