• Have you ever been caught wanking & by who?

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    mrs.hiskett [sign in to see picture]
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    No joke postman!!!! Teachs me leaving the curtains open and not realising :( akward when parcela arrive

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    Doc_NI13 [sign in to see picture]
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    Thankfully never been caught... Yet!

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    DreamOfTheEndless [sign in to see picture]
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    A friend of mine's cousin was wanking once with headphones on and his eyes closed. When he opened his eyes, there was his mum on the bedside cabinet and he realised a cup of tea had came in. Or something.

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    john69 [sign in to see picture]
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    I was once at the beginning of my relationship with my OH, then my gf, when she was visiting me over a weekend. She had went for shopping and I had a shower and started playing with myself. I didn't hear her coming until she was standing at the bedside looking at me. Of course I startled but she just sat down, smiling, and told me to continue.

    After that "incident" we regularly masturbate in front of each other and sometimes we are playing the game of peeking at the one of us who is masturbating.

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    caddytom [sign in to see picture]
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    yes many years ago by my mates sister on caravan holiday staye behind hungover

    his sister came back early and caught me stroking on bed it was the best afternoon she took me in hand and i took her from behind one off never talked about it again

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    naughtywildfun90 [sign in to see picture]
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    In the early stages of our relationship yes. I got drunk and he was a perfect gentleman and refused to have sex with me even though I was demanding. He went to the front room and I went to the bedroom of the flat. I started masterbating and being rather loud. He came to see what all the noise was about and I got suddenly rather embassed when I heard him coming and threw the dildo across the room. He laughed at me and told me he had heard it hit the walk. Needless to say, that was the death of pinky :-( on the upside I now have a beautiful collection xx

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    karen68 [sign in to see picture]
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    naughtywildfun90 wrote:

    In the early stages of our relationship yes. I got drunk and he was a perfect gentleman and refused to have sex with me even though I was demanding. He went to the front room and I went to the bedroom of the flat. I started masterbating and being rather loud. He came to see what all the noise was about and I got suddenly rather embassed when I heard him coming and threw the dildo across the room. He laughed at me and told me he had heard it hit the walk. Needless to say, that was the death of pinky :-( on the upside I now have a beautiful collection xx

    this made me laugh

    but at least you got his attention

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    Bulldog66 [sign in to see picture]
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    I got caught by my mother in law while I was having a wank over a video of my wife wanking!

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    Marriedscot [sign in to see picture]
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    Got caught off my step sister while I watched porn with the sound up loud. Really embarrassing

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    Jokerboy [sign in to see picture]
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    not been caught but maybe one day and hope something good happens after ;)

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    Boogaloo [sign in to see picture]
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    When I was younger I was masturbating under my duvet, and my mum walked in to my room (without knocking!) right as I'd started to climax. She couldn't see what I was doing, but I like to think I did a good job of disgusing my orgasm... I'm guessing the shaky voice and jerky body movements gave it away though...

    Hahaha! So horrifying yet so funny to think back on now. Could have been worse I guess ;)

    It totally ruined the big moment for me though!! 

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    SR36 [sign in to see picture]
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    My brother managed to burst into my room (damn that feeble door lock to hell), and got an eyefull. Mortifying. Never spoken of again, and it was years ago now, but I cringe whenever I think about it.

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    Corfun [sign in to see picture]
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    Both parents multiple times during my hormoanal teens - Awkward!

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    Ink and Kink [sign in to see picture]
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    I was masturbating, drunk, at a party.... using my friends toy... pretty much the entire party walked in on me...

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    karen68 [sign in to see picture]
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    drurysl02 wrote:

    I was masturbating, drunk, at a party.... using my friends toy... pretty much the entire party walked in on me...

    oh my what did you do i would have died there and then

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    paulsballs [sign in to see picture]
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    when I was about 13 I was having a wank and thought I'd go and borrow a porn mag from my dad's stash form under his bed but forget he was sleeping because he was on nights he woke up and wondered what the hell was going on

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    ronniewheelz [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes by a female neighbour and friend, because I cant use my legs I've got to lift them manually every time i have to position them and felt horny after getting home from work so decided to masturbate in my lounge still in my wheelchair. Izz my neighbour walked in [often does] and caught me mid flow and unable to get my legs back in position or hide my penis

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    OldManLogan [sign in to see picture]
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    Caught by my sister and never spoken of it again

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