Learn something new everyday...

Little Lady wrote:

I learnt something new!

The most nicest guy can soon turn into a horny pervert! =O

They are one and the same, trust me on this... well in a certain fellas case anyway.

Anyway whoever said being horny and pervy isn't 'nice'? :D

Gillette fusion get the fuck outta their bathroom, no shave'n here!!!!

SG69 x

bigbrownblowjobeyes wrote:

Little Lady wrote:

I learnt something new!

The most nicest guy can soon turn into a horny pervert! =O

They are one and the same, trust me on this... well in a certain fellas case anyway.

Anyway whoever said being horny and pervy isn't 'nice'? :D

xx

Men!

Eat lots of celery and you will increase your spunk volume big time!

True. I eat it quite a bit. Plus done a thread on it here ages ago.

SG69

The most recent thing I've elarned is regarding using a pussy pump - the one I got was a bit large for my little self, but I have found that when positioning it, if I slide the cup down, then up and get a lot of 'slip' around my bare skin, it takes a good hold before I start pumping - this tip I think will help most women like me who are smaller down there and want to use a pump x

bigbrownblowjobeyes wrote:

Little Lady wrote:

I learnt something new!

The most nicest guy can soon turn into a horny pervert! =O

They are one and the same, trust me on this... well in a certain fellas case anyway.

Anyway whoever said being horny and pervy isn't 'nice'? :D

Oh I know! But when he keeps asking me to give him a blowjob and HE KNOWS I have a bf, it's quite annoying. ¬_¬ I wasn't talking dirty anyways... But I was telling him about my deep throating technique. I couldn't help it! My mates don't like hearing it lol. =P

lol to above post...

I learnt how to wash a pair of knickers that a fluffy, with bells on, with out your parent finding out. Obviously the fether cant get wet so hand wash, but leaving them out to dry is intresting!!!

WandA wrote:

masterandslave wrote:

http://www.randomfunfacts.com/

"turtles can breathe through their butts"

is that true?????

Well.... I don't know.

But I can tell you than in America turtle often refers to both turtles and tortoises...

In England its turtle for swimmy ones and tortoise for the ones with legs...

I have a pet tortoise... well the sexiest animal.  As far as I know he doesn't bum breathe!

Have you seen the video of the tortoises having sex on the LH blog? That made me smile a bit.

Ecksvie wrote:

WandA wrote:

masterandslave wrote:

http://www.randomfunfacts.com/

"turtles can breathe through their butts"

is that true?????

Well.... I don't know.

But I can tell you than in America turtle often refers to both turtles and tortoises...

In England its turtle for swimmy ones and tortoise for the ones with legs...

I have a pet tortoise... well the sexiest animal.  As far as I know he doesn't bum breathe!

Have you seen the video of the tortoises having sex on the LH blog? That made me smile a bit.

I think I seen it on a different site... I take back my statement about the sexiest animal...

TODAYS TIP!

Sexy food recipe no12 - chocolate dipped strawberries.

Strawberries = yum! Chocolate = yum! Thank goodness for the clever soul who put them together! But it can be a bit of hassle to sit around breaking up a bar of chocolate and melting it over a pan of hot water just to give your lover a yummy surprise. So... CHEAT!

Chocolate spread is made to have a far lower melting point than bars of chocolate. Simply take off the lid and stick the whole jar in the microwave. After the first ten seconds check it every few seconds by simply tilting the jar towards you. When the chocolate flows towards you, it's done! Instant chocolate fondue! Now you just need to dip the strawberries....

Enjoy!

PS. The liquid chocolate can also be used straight from the warm jar for other kinky fun.

Little Lady wrote:

bigbrownblowjobeyes wrote:

Little Lady wrote:

I learnt something new!

The most nicest guy can soon turn into a horny pervert! =O

They are one and the same, trust me on this... well in a certain fellas case anyway.

Anyway whoever said being horny and pervy isn't 'nice'? :D

Oh I know! But when he keeps asking me to give him a blowjob and HE KNOWS I have a bf, it's quite annoying. ¬_¬ I wasn't talking dirty anyways... But I was telling him about my deep throating technique. I couldn't help it! My mates don't like hearing it lol. =P

Sounds a bit like me and my mate. Even though he knows one day OH will murder him for asking me to give him a BJ/HJ, he still persists with it, and it really bugs me.

 Ecksvie wrote:

WandA wrote:

masterandslave wrote:

http://www.randomfunfacts.com/

"turtles can breathe through their butts"

is that true?????

Well.... I don't know.

But I can tell you than in America turtle often refers to both turtles and tortoises...

In England its turtle for swimmy ones and tortoise for the ones with legs...

I have a pet tortoise... well the sexiest animal.  As far as I know he doesn't bum breathe!

Have you seen the video of the tortoises having sex on the LH blog? That made me smile a bit.

That videos is sooo funny and disturbing!! Lol love the look on the lady turtles face!!

Elle-Scotland wrote:

TODAYS TIP!

Sexy food recipe no12 - chocolate dipped strawberries.

Strawberries = yum! Chocolate = yum! Thank goodness for the clever soul who put them together! But it can be a bit of hassle to sit around breaking up a bar of chocolate and melting it over a pan of hot water just to give your lover a yummy surprise. So... CHEAT!

Chocolate spread is made to have a far lower melting point than bars of chocolate. Simply take off the lid and stick the whole jar in the microwave. After the first ten seconds check it every few seconds by simply tilting the jar towards you. When the chocolate flows towards you, it's done! Instant chocolate fondue! Now you just need to dip the strawberries....

Enjoy!

PS. The liquid chocolate can also be used straight from the warm jar for other kinky fun.

Elle I'm soooooo trying that one!! 

xx

 "http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-british-porn-mag-models-only-feminine-men/, a for-women-by-women http://www.thefrisky.com/tag/porn/from England, ran into a spot of trouble recently. Quite inconveniently, their prudish printer http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-publisher-wont-allow-a-british-porn-mag-for-women-print-pics-of-aroused/ to publish pictures of erections for fear of offending their other clients." 

Argh! sorry without the links below:

x

"Filament magazine, a for-women-by-women porno from England, ran into a spot of trouble recently. Quite inconveniently, their prudish printer refused to publish pictures of erections for fear of offending their other clients. "

 Suffice to say that they managed to sell enough to swap printers!

x

Avrielle's tip for the day:

When your OH is sleeping next to you in bed, start talking dirty all the things you know he/she likes and try talking to him/her about the things you want to try that would otherwise be too cringy to say to him/her while he's/she's awake. You can judge by the reaction in his/her dreaming or sleeptalking or dream expressions what he/she likes and doesn't. and if it goes right, then he/she will wake up really horny!

i learnt today that there is more than the normal way to get fucked ... if it involves a customs officer in a backward town in the middle of a country thats name is even harder to pronouce forwards than it is backwards .. you should pass and just let the OH do it at home in selfridges with ya credit card least ya might reap some benefits!!!

Jav x

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

Avrielle's tip for the day:

When your OH is sleeping next to you in bed, start talking dirty all the things you know he/she likes and try talking to him/her about the things you want to try that would otherwise be too cringy to say to him/her while he's/she's awake. You can judge by the reaction in his/her dreaming or sleeptalking or dream expressions what he/she likes and doesn't. and if it goes right, then he/she will wake up really horny!

What if they wake at the wrong moment?

That could be a scary wakening!

WandA wrote:

Avrielle_Aniko wrote:

Avrielle's tip for the day:

When your OH is sleeping next to you in bed, start talking dirty all the things you know he/she likes and try talking to him/her about the things you want to try that would otherwise be too cringy to say to him/her while he's/she's awake. You can judge by the reaction in his/her dreaming or sleeptalking or dream expressions what he/she likes and doesn't. and if it goes right, then he/she will wake up really horny!

What if they wake at the wrong moment?

That could be a scary wakening!

didnt work for me she woke up and said "what the fuck are you muttering about if ya want to talk to yourself go downstairs and speak to the plants they may grow faster"