• A Barbie doll up my bum...

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    mrsorgasmatron [sign in to see picture]
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    No, legs first, head (and hair) sticking out. Probably a hand also sticking out of my crotch waving 'hello' to the world.

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    DavidB1986 [sign in to see picture]
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    I don't know if this is a joke but I would highly recommend NOT sticking anything that wasn't designed to go 'there'... There.

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    LibraLover [sign in to see picture]
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    From a quick Google search, Barbie is made from ABS plastic, a commonly used material for sex toys. Also, there are much stricter regulations regarding toxins etc in children's toys than in sex toys. Obviously, it's up to you if you want to take the risk, but I don't see a problem with it..

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    LittleSwitchBitch [sign in to see picture]
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    DavidB1986 wrote:

    I don't know if this is a joke but I would highly recommend NOT sticking anything that wasn't designed to go 'there'... There.

    +1 👍👍
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    VirginAngel [sign in to see picture]
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    Well she isn't exactly flared, but she has an unnaturally skinny neck, it might work, but I'm sure it would probably end a good few "I told you so"'s

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    Thanks for this thread, its hilarious!

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    Quiet ones are worse! [sign in to see picture]
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    Her feet and hands are rather 'pointy' so remember feet first hands down at the sides or it could be a real problem on the way out! try something else? like an apple,,

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    Delboy1991 [sign in to see picture]
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    Careful her head don't pop off & get lost 🙅

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    DreamOfTheEndless [sign in to see picture]
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    Quite a step down from the Dream House. :(

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    snapper [sign in to see picture]
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    Will ken feel left out ?

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    Lady Ness [sign in to see picture]
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    Oddly reminded me of this old youtube video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O22uNmZQCk

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    As a nurse I wouldn't recommend it, but if you do and it gets stuck I will just say thank you for the giggle on behalf of the A&E nurses who will have to look after you.
    My most memorable shifts have involved items stuck up there.
    And ' I was walking naked and tripped' never works lol

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    No way is this safe either vaginally or anally, no matter how much lube, glue or condom wrapping you throw at it...no kinky thought is worth the injury, infection or a&e trip potential that this has...but this thread is hilarious XD

    I totally think you should have a little fun with the head glued to butt plug thing, show your partner and tell them you've got a whole barbie doll up there to see their reaction!

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    dragoncpl17 [sign in to see picture]
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    Why not try Action Man/G.I Joe. He is designed for rough terrain and don't we all love men in uniform!

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    mrsorgasmatron [sign in to see picture]
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    I may get one of these talking Barbies, it will be even more exciting!

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    blonde vixen13 wrote:

    As a nurse I wouldn't recommend it, but if you do and it gets stuck I will just say thank you for the giggle on behalf of the A&E nurses who will have to look after you.
    My most memorable shifts have involved items stuck up there.
    And ' I was walking naked and tripped' never works lol

    ahahahaha pmsl

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    this is up there with the strangest things i'v ever read on here lol but it's what you are into then go ahead (get it ahead? ) lol

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    dragoncpl17 wrote:

    Why not try Action Man/G.I Joe. He is designed for rough terrain and don't we all love men in uniform!

    Lol!

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    Really????

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    Briona87 [sign in to see picture]
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    Reminds me of one silly girl who actually tried to use an icicle-shaped Christmas ornament (made of very, very thin glass) as a dildo. Once she had inserted most of it inside herself, the thing, unsurprisingly, broke. The pain must have been unbelievable and the removal of shards from her intimate places probably took quite a while...Pretty scary. The Barbie doll might not break into lots of sharp bits, yet it sounds highly unadviseable, too... (*Hopes the thread is just a joke*)

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