• A Barbie doll up my bum...

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    mrsorgasmatron [sign in to see picture]
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    Yes, I had a crazy dream last night. I dreamt that I was giving birth to a Barbie doll!

    It kinda made me very randy, with the Barby doll sticking out my crotch. Now I wanna try it with my man, but do you think it's safe? I mean, Barbie dolls are not supposed to be used as a sex toy. Also, I would love to take the Barbie doll up my bum! Any ideas?

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    Right ok, I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly or not, I'm all up for each to the their own and all the jazz but reading that has me feeling rather am traumatised for my beloved childhood barbie.. No intension of offence intended, just passing on my opinion..

    On another note, I'd be glueing her head firmly on as from my memory it comes off easy and I'd uses plenty of lube too... Anyway, enjoy :) x

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    LittleSwitchBitch wrote:

    Right ok, I'm not sure if I'm reading this correctly or not, I'm all up for each to the their own and all the jazz but reading that has me feeling rather am traumatised for my beloved childhood barbie.. No intension of offence intended, just passing on my opinion..

    On another note, I'd be glueing her head firmly on as from my memory it comes off easy and I'd uses plenty of lube too... Anyway, enjoy :) x

    LMAO!!

    +1 on the glue & lube

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    I think your asking for a trip to a+e.

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    Im sure I've seen xrays where such experiments have gone wrong ! very wrong

    Im also sure there was a viral video of a buzz lightyear up a mans rear doors but the jet pack wing had popped open and that was that. buzz to infinity and beyond !

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    j&lxxxx wrote:

    I think your asking for a trip to a+e.

    This!

    If you are going to do this, please plan your "I was walking naked and fell over" story first.

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    snapper wrote:

    Im sure I've seen xrays where such experiments have gone wrong ! very wrong

    Im also sure there was a viral video of a buzz lightyear up a mans rear doors but the jet pack wing had popped open and that was that buzz to infinity and beyound !

    I now have a pain from laughing 😂😂
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    If you're going to go for it, I'd definitely get a new one, disinfect it an clean it. And be careful how far you put it up!

    If Mattel started producing Barbie sex toys I'd definitely buy them. I'm envisioning more traditional vibrators and dildos with a Barbie doll head at the top like a handle. Even a butt plug with a Barbie doll head left sticking out of your bum would be cute

    Oh, and Barbie is based on a cartoon prostitute so don't worry about her reputation

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    snapper wrote:

    Im sure I've seen xrays where such experiments have gone wrong ! very wrong

    Im also sure there was a viral video of a buzz lightyear up a mans rear doors but the jet pack wing had popped open and that was that. buzz to infinity and beyond !

    I have a stitch and I wee'd a bit!!

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    Well, I reckon that's it's easier and safer sticking ithe Barbie doll up my pussy rather than up my arse. But hey, I never played with dolls. I only played with little ponnies. Yet, I would never stick a little ponny in any of my holes.

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    Glue a barbie head onto the end of a buttplug but having it looking upwards so your partner can still have some form of eye contact during doggy style.

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    snapper wrote:

    Im sure I've seen xrays where such experiments have gone wrong ! very wrong

    Im also sure there was a viral video of a buzz lightyear up a mans rear doors but the jet pack wing had popped open and that was that. buzz to infinity and beyond !

    Hilarious Lol

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    I officially love this thread

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    j&lxxxx wrote:

    I think your asking for a trip to a+e.

    This!

    I think it's a very bad idea.

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    Bad Bad Bad

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    What if I place a condom on the Barbie?

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    OUCH! Thank you ;) wrote:

    I officially love this thread

    Ikey wrote:

    Glue a barbie head onto the end of a buttplug but having it looking upwards so your partner can still have some form of eye contact during doggy style.

    Oh god, if someone mentions any of this occurring while being on a sofa, I will officially need an ambulance!!!
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    Ikey wrote:

    Glue a barbie head onto the end of a buttplug but having it looking upwards so your partner can still have some form of eye contact during doggy style

    Does this count as a trio?

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    This just sounds like a trip to the hospital waiting to happen, honestly. And were you planning on going legs first? Head first? What about barbie's hair?!

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    sleepycelia wrote:

    This just sounds like a trip to the hospital waiting to happen, honestly. And were you planning on going legs first? Head first? What about barbie's hair?!

    Lol!!!

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