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WandA
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I seem to like sharing random sexy news all the time with you lovely people at LH!

So I've started a sex news thread to save me posting lots of different threads.

Could be news that shocking, interesting or even scary!

Heres a scary one to start!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8238789.stm

Feel free to post if you have anymore interesting news you want to share!

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My goodness. I've never even heard of some of them. A kebab as an oral contraceptive?! Although the lovely 'chicken skin' myth is doing a little visual dance around my head right now.

When I was back at school, in one of our [extremely rare] sex ed. classes, the 'crisp packet condom' was mentioned a couple of times.

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mimiaow wrote:

My goodness. I've never even heard of some of them. A kebab as an oral contraceptive?! Although the lovely 'chicken skin' myth is doing a little visual dance around my head right now.

When I was back at school, in one of our [extremely rare] sex ed. classes, the 'crisp packet condom' was mentioned a couple of times.

I've heard jokes about horny men with kebabs... Ouch chilli sauce... but I don't know how on earth they would work as a oral contraceptive either!

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I'm shocked in this day and age that anyone could believe such things!

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Lot of rumours going around that Lady GaGa was born a man!

I don't believe it myself though.

There is a lady news reader on Sky News with a very very strong looking jaw though, I have my suspicions!!!!!

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SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Lot of rumours going around that Lady GaGa was born a man!

I don't believe it myself though.

There is a lady news reader on Sky News with a very very strong looking jaw though, I have my suspicions!!!!!

SG69

I remember the same rumour about Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas and the one who sung 'Goodies'....

http://current.com/items/90680108_is-lady-gaga-a-hermaphrodite.htm

I'm a bit cynical myself... Although there is a famous singer who has 6 toes... thats true but I forgot who that was... Used to wind my mate up who fancied her!

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WandA wrote:

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Lot of rumours going around that Lady GaGa was born a man!

I don't believe it myself though.

There is a lady news reader on Sky News with a very very strong looking jaw though, I have my suspicions!!!!!

SG69

I remember the same rumour about Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas and the one who sung 'Goodies'....

http://current.com/items/90680108_is-lady-gaga-a-hermaphrodite.htm

I'm a bit cynical myself... Although there is a famous singer who has 6 toes... thats true but I forgot who that was... Used to wind my mate up who fancied her!

Whinston Churchill had six toes on each foot!

SG69

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SEXYGET 69 wrote:

WandA wrote:

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Lot of rumours going around that Lady GaGa was born a man!

I don't believe it myself though.

There is a lady news reader on Sky News with a very very strong looking jaw though, I have my suspicions!!!!!

SG69

I remember the same rumour about Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas and the one who sung 'Goodies'....

http://current.com/items/90680108_is-lady-gaga-a-hermaphrodite.htm

I'm a bit cynical myself... Although there is a famous singer who has 6 toes... thats true but I forgot who that was... Used to wind my mate up who fancied her!

Whinston Churchill had six toes on each foot!

SG69

I had a mate with an extra thumb... well we knew him when it was chopped off, but still had a lumpy bit!

Polydactyl I think is the term.

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Now an extra thumb could come in very handy WandA!

Mrs SG loves a bit of thumbing! Ooer!

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Spice up the fun in the bedroom with an extra THUMB? i think not somehow.

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Any campers remember the famous star and the Mars Bar story !!!

TB

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tallboy247 wrote:

Any campers remember the famous star and the Mars Bar story !!!

TB

Nope but a few weeks back we received a load of free Mars Bars and someone innocently stated that we could have a Mars Bar party.  The perverted few of us laughed, others pretended to get it and laugh, and others just looked at her

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SmoothOne wrote:

tallboy247 wrote:

Any campers remember the famous star and the Mars Bar story !!!

TB

Nope but a few weeks back we received a load of free Mars Bars and someone innocently stated that we could have a Mars Bar party.  The perverted few of us laughed, others pretended to get it and laugh, and others just looked at her

I like my Mars bars in the freezer!

I don't get it? Is it a bodily function joke....

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Nope.  Courtesy of Wiki

"A Mars bar party is a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slang reference to the sexual act of eating a http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_bar out of the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina or http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anus. As such, it is a form of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oral_sex"

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Oh rubbish...sorry folks.

A Mars bar party is a slang reference to the sexual act of eating a Mars bar out of the vagina or anus.  As such, it is a form of oral sex.

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A R------ Stones member and a famous singer , M. F, initials, any closer now!!!

TB

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SmoothOne wrote:

Oh rubbish...sorry folks.

A Mars bar party is a slang reference to the sexual act of eating a Mars bar out of the vagina or anus.  As such, it is a form of oral sex.

A very specific chocolate bar to do it with... I should read the packaging more. 

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WandA wrote:

SmoothOne wrote:

Oh rubbish...sorry folks.

A Mars bar party is a slang reference to the sexual act of eating a Mars bar out of the vagina or anus.  As such, it is a form of oral sex.

A very specific chocolate bar to do it with... I should read the packaging more. 

Personally I thought Boost would've been more suitable, give you the extra energy when you need it.  But hey ho.

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Nope campers, Mars bar it was, and eaten out of a bodily orifice not capable of facial expression it was, you can put any modern spin on this you like- but you would be wrong wrong wrong... yep a concept alien to the modern exam process l know !!

TB

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A mars a day helps you work, rest and play afterall then!

SG69

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