• What name for sex makes you cringe?

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    kittencub [sign in to see picture]
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    My ex used to say "big cuddle" I now hate the phrase.

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    Lala23 wrote:

    Ruby Red Slippers wrote:

    And I'm probably in the minority here, 'making love' makes me want to vomit. It actually pains me to type it!

    I really hate it too, I thought it was just me!

    i'm glad someone else wrote that i hate that term so much that i cringe when i hear it in songs and it pains me to use it in my thoughts.
    a couple of other terms i'm not that keen on are 'makin' whoppie' and 'horizontal hug'

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    I hate everything but making love having sex or sleeping with, the only ones I would ever use with my partner as they're the only ones that to me imply feelings behind it that are emotional, and aren't just about casual encounters

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    I too dislike the term ’making love ’ it just sounds so corny and I never use it.
    Not very keen on ’ humping ’ either.

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    I can't stand the word "nookie" Dunno why, it just makes me cringe. Most other, common words do't bother me (sex, fuck, shag etc) but I am not overly enthusiastic about descriptive phrases or metaphors (much like: the beast with two backs, bumping uglies ect) I guess I just prefer it to be "to the point" lol

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    Seaside Secret [sign in to see picture]
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    Doing the Dirty makes it feel just that dirty. Hate it

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    its just sex.

    sometimes we say lets go to bed when what we really mean is have sex lol

    but normally we just say sex!

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    Just throwing 'Rumpy Pumpy' out there :S

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    I don't like 'humping' it makes me think of dogs! And 'Shag' is something that people smoked years ago

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    Fluffbags wrote:

    I can't stand the word "nookie" Dunno why, it just makes me cringe. Most other, common words do't bother me (sex, fuck, shag etc) but I am not overly enthusiastic about descriptive phrases or metaphors (much like: the beast with two backs, bumping uglies ect) I guess I just prefer it to be "to the point" lol

    I don't mind nookie, but I agree with you on the rest of it.

    I also had a friend who called it twizzling - that never made sense to me.

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    dotdashdot wrote:

    Not a fan of the word humping!

    I just think of a dog going at it on someone's leg when I hear/see humping......

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    I hate the saying "rumpy pumpy" sounds childish like its been made up for a kids book! Also dislike the saying for anal "the mucky starfish"

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    Not many sex words bother me, as for anal I hate 'marmite motorway' eeeeww it just makes me cringe!

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    Little nympho wrote:

    Not many sex words bother me, as for anal I hate 'marmite motorway' eeeeww it just makes me cringe!

    WTF?! That's fully gross

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    Horizontal jogging - what's that all about - hate it

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    "Shag"

    There is just no respect in it.

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    The OH has informed me this evening that from now on that 'playtime' will be known as 'you're getting nailed time' in this house. Not sure I love that one either. I hope he's joking. :-/

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    KeptLocked wrote:

    Horizontal jogging - what's that all about - hate it

    Lol, that is gross!

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    Spoonerism wrote:

    Just throwing 'Rumpy Pumpy' out there :S

    You beat me to it😜
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    I'm sorry but making love makes me so uncomfortable lol

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