• Where to cum?

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    clothespeg [sign in to see picture]
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    Guys, when you masturbate where do you cum?

    I personally try to finish over the toilet to make least mess and clean up after.

    Just interested.

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    magicnumber69 [sign in to see picture]
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    Sometimes, I like to masturbate into a condom; I sometimes enjoy the feeling of latex on 'him' and it's also a tidy clean-up. Also sometimes whilst in the tub, for the same reason of clean-up. I used to masturbate into or whilst sitting on the toilet in my youth, but it's not really a situation conducive to erotic thoughts, imo.

    More often than not though, I really don't care and cum over myself, keeping a packet of wet-wipes to hand becoming policy. Although, given the choice, I'd much rather my gf took the hit! 😉

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    OUCH! Thank you ;) [sign in to see picture]
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    The OH does it over the bathroom sink then gives it a rinse and a squirt with Cillit Bang

    Or he does it on a towel in the bedroom and leaves it for me to clean up scruffy barstool.

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    OUCH! Thank you ;) wrote:

    The OH does it over the bathroom sink then gives it a rinse and a squirt with Cillit Bang

    Or he does it on a towel in the bedroom and leaves it for me to clean up scruffy barstool.

    Does the towel go crusty?

    I had an ex who used to do it on an old bed sheet and only wash it once in a blue moon. Was bloody minging. I couldn't touch it!

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    protectyournuts [sign in to see picture]
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    Where ever I am at the time, in the bed or shower normally. To be honest I normally just cum where ever and worry about it later. If I'm trying not to make a mess I use a toy and clean it out after.

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    OUCH! Thank you ;) [sign in to see picture]
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    Purring-Pussy wrote:

    OUCH! Thank you ;) wrote:

    The OH does it over the bathroom sink then gives it a rinse and a squirt with Cillit Bang

    Or he does it on a towel in the bedroom and leaves it for me to clean up scruffy barstool.

    Does the towel go crusty?

    I had an ex who used to do it on an old bed sheet and only wash it once in a blue moon. Was bloody minging. I couldn't touch it!

    Gah! No, he tells me he's done it and it goes straight in the wash. I'd slap him three weeks into the future if I came across a towel that could give me lacerations

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    Eager-2-Please [sign in to see picture]
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    I usually do it into/over some toilet paper. If I'm on my back I lay it along my torso up to my neck (sometimes I still end up hitting my own face or the pillow behind me), or sometimes I like to kneel upright/bent forward - as if I was doing doggystyle - in which case the paper goes underneath/in front of me on the bed or sofa. Rarely I'll masterbate in the shower, then it just goes down the plug.

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    OUCH! Thank you ;) wrote:

    Purring-Pussy wrote:

    OUCH! Thank you ;) wrote:

    The OH does it over the bathroom sink then gives it a rinse and a squirt with Cillit Bang

    Or he does it on a towel in the bedroom and leaves it for me to clean up scruffy barstool.

    Does the towel go crusty?

    I had an ex who used to do it on an old bed sheet and only wash it once in a blue moon. Was bloody minging. I couldn't touch it!

    Gah! No, he tells me he's done it and it goes straight in the wash. I'd slap him three weeks into the future if I came across a towel that could give me lacerations

    PMSL, so you have him well trained? Gold star for you

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    JamesH [sign in to see picture]
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    Almost always in a condom - that way I'm free to position myself where I like - dick between pillows for example - and pump away well lubricated. Often wear a vibrating cock ring too

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    I seem to be rather lucky here i tend to cum all over my wifes fantastic big tits ( 38 G's ) FANTASTIC !

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