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    Paul Hollywood and Alex Pettyfer, both of them qualifying as guilty crushes because the former is 14 years my senior and the latter is 10 years my junior. Despite the sugar daddy/toy boy laughs my friends get out of it, the silver fox makes me drool and the Kid gives me palpitations.

    And while I do consider myself straight, I would worship at the feet of Helena Bonham Carter or Christina Scabbia (and maybe even Gina Gershon or Monica Bellucci if they had a spare minute ).

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    As a child it was .............. Cilla Black

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    I dont have a guilty one my main crush is corey taylor from slipknot....hes so hot!

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    cs6777 wrote:

    I dont have a guilty one my main crush is corey taylor from slipknot....hes so hot!

    Yum! My main crush is M Shadows from A7X. I frequently tell the OH he's the only man alive I'd leave him for. The only man dead I'd leave him for is Jim Morrison

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    Mines got to be carol vords or ruth langford and even more guilty got to be Jane McDonald I do love my mature women

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    Omg M shadows!

    I completely forgot about him he's lush

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    Benicio Del Toro, sexy and Javier Bardem, mmm

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    Nawty Novice wrote:

    I've always had a soft spot for *cough* Micheal Palin!

    Michael Palin is the kindest person alive standing on Earth, right now, and no one will ever make me think otherwise! Especially reading his books, I admire him intensely. But not a crush for me (Monty Pyhton were all cuties when young anyway).

    My first guilty crush, which sort of remains, is Till Lindemann from Rammstein. Since I watched the Feuer Frei video when I was 13, there was no turning back. My perception of male beauty has ever since been influenced by him: manly, strong, big, sexy, with a manly sexy voice! HNNNG!

    And I must say that Led Zeppelin in the early days are all the bomb. They were gorgeous! (Imagine the Matt Lucas character on Little Britain saying this!) Jimmy Page still is, he dresses and acts so classy and distinctive. But the John Bonham voice... Gosh, if some man with such voice ever flirted with me I would be instantly on my knees lol. Figuratively.

    Other beautiful man is Mauro Pawlowski, but I respect him way too much for him to be a crush. I mean, I also respect Led Zeppelin and Herr Lindemann, but it's a different perception. Till is the guilty pleasure still!

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    Oh too many lol

    Kylie

    Susanna Reid

    Nigella

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    Seabie wrote:

    Oh too many lol

    Kylie

    Susanna Reid

    Nigella

    OMG! How could I forget Susanna Reid, simply stunning! My porn guilty crush is Roxy Raye, and lately Siri, probably the most stunning curvy girl!
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    I think the only crush I could probably claim as 'guilty' would be Evanna Lynch, who played Luna Lovegood in the Harry Potter films, since she's easily half my age. But, by the gods, she's gorgeous, in that ethereal kinda way and, at least in the films, she has a voice like silk that gives me goosebumps!

    The only crushes I'd readily admit to are Karen Gillan and Scarlett Johanssen, although back in the day, I used to have a thing for Winona Ryder, too.

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    My latest guilty, or rather self-disgusting crush is Rowan Atkinson in Blackadder II. He's an exceptionally unattractive man in my eyes but there's just something about the character I find really sexy. Probably the dark wit and comic cruelty, I think.

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    I'm developing a bit of a thing for Jake Wood who plays Max Branning in Eastenders! I'm really into shaved heads.

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    TV/Film etc I don't find guilty. When their closer to home is when I feel guilty

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    Of the guilty variety it would be Miley Cyrus, her bum/legs.....

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    Ifearitstoolate wrote:

    Yes man wrote:

    I have a massive crush on Rachel Riley but also have a strange crush on Victoria Coren Mitchell!

    Nothing strange about that. V C-M is a hottie

    Actually yes, +1 for VCM! And is it just me, but whenever I see her on TV, she looks almost perpetually horny?
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    Sunshine,Lollipops wrote:

    Edgar Wright, Peter Duncan and Monty Don.
    *blushes*

    I've met Edgar Wright and although he's not my type, he is suprisingly dashing in real life and looks like he'd be pretty cheeky ;)

    Simon Pegg is a cutie but I'd take Nick Frost over them all (especially in his 'Hot Fuzz' cop uniform!)

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    Also Michael Palin. I had a teacher that looked like him.

    Lucky you although I'd never have got any work done!

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    Professor David Wilson really does it for me and I'm not sure why lol

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    Julie Andrews

    Julia Roberts (not so guilty)

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