• Things that anoye you about porn!

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    Eager-2-Please [sign in to see picture]
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    The really obvious, over-the-top fake moaning/screaming from girls.

    Really rigid, fake plastic globe-tits (or any breasts that are noticably fake, really).

    You've-been-tango'd tan with huge fake eyelashes, fingernails and clown make-up.

    Really over-the-top, overly aggressive "dirty talk" from the girl(s): "oh, yeah give it to me baby, oh, yeah shove that big dick in my tight pussy/ass, oh, year baby come on harder, harder, harder..." etc, etc, etc.

    Sometimes I'm unlucky enough to find a clip with all of the above in it. It doesn't stay on for more than the few seconds it takes me to turn it off because I honestly can't think of anything less sexy. Well, except maybe scat porn, that stuff turns my stomach... - but I'm not judging!

    The male performers I don't really pay much attention to (being straight), but they can also be guilty of the above behaviours. Over-the-top grunting or moaning, cringe-worthy "dirty talk"... it's all just really off-putting and sometimes a video or clip can start off well and then I hear/see something from the above and it's instant boner-death. Annoying as hell.

    The girls need to either a) be genuine or b) be so good at their job that I think they're being genuine. Otherwise it just doesn't do anything for me.

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    Silly plotlines. Its like either put some effort into it like high quality flicks or please don't. You're acting is dreadful.

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    Pretty much all of it is dreadful; the non-existent plotline (a decent fuck is a plotline to me, why mess it up with all the stuff we've been talking about, like the constant switching from one orifice to another)

    Completely implausible timescales - the instant orgasms of women and the ability of men apparently to stay aroused (If indeed they do) while the woman is doing nothing but make stupid noises

    The fake tan, the fake tits, yes, the apparent ability to manage without lube, the crappy lingerie (hasn't any porn actress got a bra that fits?), crummy crossdressers, eye make-up misused on a positively industrial scale, the stupid tattoos they all have

    The trivialisation of sex and yet the lack of any real drama; the endless attempt to titillate with all this rubbish as listed above

    Appalling camerawork and horrible lighting, either too dark to see (which could be arousing if we could believe somerhing worth hiding was going on, but it never is) or too bright for us to believe the situation

    Dreadful soundtracks with fake moaning and scfreamingm, or worse still, music that somebody else thinks is sexy and I just don't

    Implausible amounts of cum all over the place yet hardly any sweat. And never a cum-stained sofa in sight?

    Yet, just once in a while, I watch porn which may indeed suffer from most of these problems and I'm tricked into arousal. Beats me, it really does.

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    I'm one of the unfortunate people that genuinely moans like a porn star, not fake or forced, it's something I have to do. I obviously used to think it was a good thing thinking it was sexy.... I've changed my mind :S

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    in many films the lack of sensuality affection and conection.

    Then theres the howling and wailing.

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    The Fake tits! x

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    Storylines are usually ridiculous and rather amusing. I don't know why they bother. It's not even necessary. If I wanted to watch a rubbish Hollywood blockbuster (or a good one for that matter), I'd go to the cinema. Porn is porn. The fake moaning is also a bit of a turn off. If I tried to replicate that at hone my OH would probably find it hilarious!

    I agree that the amateur stuff is often better as it's just more real.

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    Miss K [sign in to see picture]
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    Fake moaning screaming!!! On some of them the way the use the women like objects not people

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    Bad acting. Very few porn actors or actresses ever seem to have any real enthusiasm, they just go through the motions even if it's soft-core porn. That's always been my biggest pet-peeve.

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    Most production porn turns me off because most of the things either annoy me, or just don't do anything for me. My list includes:

    !) Women screaming the place down from the minute the guy does anything to her

    2) The faking of orgasms.

    3) The fact that most of it is samey. Its like she sucks him, he licks her for 20 seconds, he goes into her pussy, he may go into her ass. They do about 3 or 4 positions and then he pulls out and cums on her face. This is like...90% of produced porn, whatever the storyline. (Not accurate figures, just my opinion lol)

    4) Gagging/drooling: This seems to be more common. Basically blowjobs where the woman retches/gags a lot and drools massively. I understand this is a turn-on for some, but I have a phobia of vomit and drool is one body fluid that squicks me out a little.

    5) In the produced BDSM Femdom porn (along my tastes) the woman is always, always angry, shouty and abusive. This is hot SOMETIMES, but there is a huge lack of sensual, sweet domination. Mind fucks and such.

    I much prefer amateur. Good old natural, real, sweaty, accidentally kneed you in the face amateur. I understand porn is still real sex, physically, but emotionally, I feel no connection because they don't feel one. I think that is what it boils down to at the end of the day.

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    Young and fun95 wrote:

    I'm one of the unfortunate people that genuinely moans like a porn star, not fake or forced, it's something I have to do. I obviously used to think it was a good thing thinking it was sexy.... I've changed my mind :S

    Ahhh don't think this is an unfortunate trait....it is hot to hear your partner moan and I bet if you asked, 99% of men and women would say "I wish my partner moaned more" or something along those lines. I think most of us love to hear how aroused our partner is. It is different from the porn thing though. You can tell it is fake in lots of porn movies (not all). There is no real passion behnd those screams and moans. Often you can tell it is playing up for the camera, monotone screaming, rather than the genuine growling lust that we all want to hear from our partners. That moaning is hot hot hot!

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    I know this will sound odd from a bloke but floppy dicks annoy me! these blokes have gorgeous women with perfect bodies, wearing extremely sexy underwear doing things to them that would make the average Jo cum in their pants instanty and they can't even get it up! If it was me I'd be going light headed from the constant loss of blood to the head due to a permanent raging hard on!

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    Oh yes the noises they are so silly! Drives me bonkers!

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    Soundtracks. I don't want music happening while i'm trying to get off. I can cope with it if it's actually playing in the backround live and it's pretty quite. I want to hear what's going on.

    Not being able to see faces. I get it, especially in amateur (what I mostly watch) people might not want to show who they are, but focusing entirely on what's happening with penetration can be boring as hell. I get a lot from seeing how people react facially.

    I don't like acting. Genuine human interactions are great. Mistakes, communication, eye contact. Love it.

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    naughty stacey [sign in to see picture]
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    The routine. His oral, her oral, vaginal sex, anal sex then finish on the face. I find myself typically cutting to the same stages of any porn movie and finding the expected scenes there.

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    That I'm not in it. ;)

    I don't like exploitation or even any hint of it in porn to the point where we only really like to watch amatuer stuff.

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    Saphira [sign in to see picture]
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    What anoys me about porn is that it gives young people a very unreal idea of sex, I mean how many times does the pizza delivery guy get laid, I'm betting none. This causes young people to pursue the job of delivery guy in the hopes that porn has some grasp on real life!

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    That everyone has perfect boobs & size 6 makes me feel like a sack of potatoes!

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    The lack of sensual connection, films directed by men our utterly predicatable and obvious within the first five-ten minutes.

    Films that claim to be aimed at couples yet blatantly are not, unless your traditional couple are into mass orgies, or some poor female who has walked into a room of strangers and decides, I shall pleasure them all, the shopping can wait mentalality!

    Sometime less explicit can be so much more sexy

    Fake - Fake and fake really annoys, that girl next door never really does live next door do they!?

    best stop before I write a 1000 word article

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    MrPink [sign in to see picture]
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    It's all rubbish, yet we keep looking for the one that will break the mould. I think much the same goes for erotic fiction - I keep starting stories and quickly dumping them when I realise I probably know how it's going ot turn out before the author.

    MInd you, if it gets too quirky, suspense begins to replace the sexiness, anyway. So it does take a good writer (or porn film director) to engage and titillate you at the same time.

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