• Things that anoye you about porn!

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    Poppicat [sign in to see picture]
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    So i was watching some porn this afternoon and the film i decided to watch really anoyed me. They kept on switching from vaginal to anal sex then back again. Everytine he went from anal to vaginal i could feel myself tightening up! All i could think about after that was having a really bad case of thrush!

    What sort of things about porn do you get annoyed with?

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    Poppicat [sign in to see picture]
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    Oops sorry about the spelling mistake in the title!

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    PetiteJess [sign in to see picture]
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    The fake moaning, the minute a man touches a woman she is having an orgasm, I always roll my eyes at that. I have a friend who is a porn star and some of the tricks they do and what the industry can be like has turned me off hollwood porn. Much prefer amateur porn :)

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    pinkanimal [sign in to see picture]
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    The constant swearing and the ass to mouth
    Oh and what's with always coming in the mouth?

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    Spoonerism [sign in to see picture]
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    Ewww! Yeah, that would completely turn me off as well. Thrush is...not sexy.

    I hate obviously fake screaming in porn, particularly from the ladies. Noise can be hot, but not when it's eardrum bursting, over the top squeeling the second the cock goes in!

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    That everything looks so fake. x

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    Melanthe [sign in to see picture]
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    - Talking, any attempts at creating a story etc. are a huge no-no!

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    PetiteJess [sign in to see picture]
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    Oh yes the story lines, they can be embarrassing to watch and you can see how uncomfortable they look doing the story lines

    x

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    I agree especially the old babysitter one

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    Long Time Cumiing [sign in to see picture]
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    Pulling out, just for the visual effect. I'd much rather see a realistic creampie than a bloke pull out as he cums and rub his dick as he cums over his partner.

    J x

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    Purring-Pussy [sign in to see picture]
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    pretty much everything! Much prefer to read erotica and use my imagination,

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    Just the fake stuff for me.

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    Long Time Cumiing [sign in to see picture]
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    Purring-Pussy wrote:

    pretty much everything! Much prefer to read erotica and use my imagination,

    Couldn't agree more on the erotica thing! Much rather read an erotic book and build up the anticipation for my OH.

    J

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    myghost [sign in to see picture]
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    The fake moans groans and orgasms mostly when all they're doing is touching their knee or the skin tag on their arm pit and the apparent ability to insert realistic or larger sized toys with zero lube and no hint of a warm up before hand

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    Kittyondrugz [sign in to see picture]
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    Faking it,the ugly men and swearing..eesh.

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    wildflower [sign in to see picture]
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    Really dislike the over the top obviously fake squeeling and moaning. Plus the going from anal back to vaginal and worst of all a woman giving a man oral straight after anal !
    And if only all orgasms happened as easily and within seconds.

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    Ron Burgundy [sign in to see picture]
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    Heh heh, ugly men. It does seem to be the case in porn that big dick = ugly bastard.

    Pretty much all porn pisses me off. I haven't looked at any in a long time.

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    LilHorror [sign in to see picture]
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    the womans perfectly shaved everything -_- xx

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    Shadow Collector [sign in to see picture]
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    Lesbian porn....

    Let's just say there's a clear target audience there, and it sure as hell ain't Lesbians

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    Monkeysnacks [sign in to see picture]
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    When there is one woman and multiple guys. Having watched porn for a long time and only recently having become sexually active myself, I have a huge amout of respect for a woman who can concentrate on blowing one guy whilst pretending to be on the verge of orgasm because one guy is flicking her nipples and another is having sex with her other end. It must take a lot of concentration to fake the adequate responses to all three at once.

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