How inventive are you?

Lol...that's hilarious Nexas..I've done fruits and veggies, green plaintains are best because they are thick, long and firm... the hoover, drumsticks, different sized pestles(mortar and pestle), children's toys, which have to mysteriously disappear :-), public sex in broad daylight, a long, loose skirt is essential, I'm just sitting innocently on my man's lap. yeah right :-), perched on top of a bench that was on the edge of a cliff overlooking the sea.....

Woah LOL That's pretty interesting!

I remember reading once that for guys, the inside of a cucumber hollowed out is supposed to be pretty good if you can fit. Random I know LOL

On the fruit topic... I remember when I was a lot younger experimenting with banana skins! Was a not entirely unpleasant experience!

SecretlyNaughty wrote:

On the fruit topic... I remember when I was a lot younger experimenting with banana skins! Was a not entirely unpleasant experience!

I've heard that too! Weird though, and while I like eating them, I can't stand the smell of bananas LOL So I'd not want my cock smelling like that LOL

Hiya Nexas! Is that genie in a bottle a wierd al yankovitch song? It's spot on mate!

SG69

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Hiya Nexas! Is that genie in a bottle a wierd al yankovitch song? It's spot on mate!

SG69

LMAO According to Weird Al it was someone imitating him, but the voice is SO much like him it's not even funny! So...kinda? LOL

Eeerrr let me think...

Banana, carrot, cucumbers :-) , corn on the cob :-)

Wine bottle necks, Diamond white cider bottle necks, the hoover thing.

Mobile phone on vibrate and once even straddled the gear knob of my hubbys Gti...hahahaha

I've errr, heard that using a nice juicy water melon can be quite fun for a guy if you're stuck for anywhere alse to put it.

Cut hole in the side, nice texture, VERY wet and juicy ......... phew!

Hello HottyBotty and welcome!

SG69

Thanks SG. It's a pleasure to be here. I hope it's going to be fun.

I'm sure you will love it HB!

sg69

Welcome HB! You'll love it here!

Wow, thanks Nexas. It really is nice to be made so welcome!

When I was at school I would spend much longer rope climbing in PE lessons than I was supposed to-and I can absolutely recommend it.
And at home it was the carpet in my bedroom. I don't think I'd be as flexible these days, I could manage the rope climbing still though I think.

There was a boy at my school who used a Timotei bottle, got himself stuck and had to go to A&E to be cut out. And then the daft sod told his best friend, who naturally shared it with the rest of the school.

MmeKitty wrote:

When I was at school I would spend much longer rope climbing in PE lessons than I was supposed to-and I can absolutely recommend it.
And at home it was the carpet in my bedroom. I don't think I'd be as flexible these days, I could manage the rope climbing still though I think.

There was a boy at my school who used a Timotei bottle, got himself stuck and had to go to A&E to be cut out. And then the daft sod told his best friend, who naturally shared it with the rest of the school.

Now if his mother had bought Vosene this wouldn't have happened!

SG69 x

MmeKitty wrote:

When I was at school I would spend much longer rope climbing in PE lessons than I was supposed to-and I can absolutely recommend it.
And at home it was the carpet in my bedroom. I don't think I'd be as flexible these days, I could manage the rope climbing still though I think.

There was a boy at my school who used a Timotei bottle, got himself stuck and had to go to A&E to be cut out. And then the daft sod told his best friend, who naturally shared it with the rest of the school.

*imagines friction burns* O_O Wow...LOL

*looks up at the Weenie in a Bottle song* Yeah, it applies again LOL

Got a new one to add to my list. Used a beer bottle on holiday, up my ass of course. Lowered myself onto it. Only thing is, it wasn't empty and being a bit tipsy, after i'd cleaned myself up i walked passed it and without thinking just grabbed it and drank from it  

sexytime wrote:

Got a new one to add to my list. Used a beer bottle on holiday, up my ass of course. Lowered myself onto it. Only thing is, it wasn't empty and being a bit tipsy, after i'd cleaned myself up i walked passed it and without thinking just grabbed it and drank from it  

OMG, that's so hilarious! 

sexytime wrote:

Got a new one to add to my list. Used a beer bottle on holiday, up my ass of course. Lowered myself onto it. Only thing is, it wasn't empty and being a bit tipsy, after i'd cleaned myself up i walked passed it and without thinking just grabbed it and drank from it  

Wow...just wow LOL

Anyone seen one guy one jar? That's all I could think of here :-\

ouch.... ive tried removing that out of my memory!!!

Nexas wrote:

sexytime wrote:

Got a new one to add to my list. Used a beer bottle on holiday, up my ass of course. Lowered myself onto it. Only thing is, it wasn't empty and being a bit tipsy, after i'd cleaned myself up i walked passed it and without thinking just grabbed it and drank from it  

Wow...just wow LOL

Anyone seen one guy one jar? That's all I could think of here :-\