The Godfather - Naming Your Genitals

It seems to me that a fair few men I know have in fact named their genitals! A few that I've been told so far include:

• Little Will
• Grandmaster Flash
• Barry
• The Godfather
• Jeronimo
• Elmo
• Jamie Oliver (don't ask! I didn't!)

Orgasm Army members - what have you named yours and why? Do women do this too?! Am I missing out?

I call mine, sugar puff and my cl*t, jellybean. For my hubby, I just call his Mr..haha for now.

I've never understood people who give it a name. Its just my cock. But I know many who have named it

well people name their cars..and their just cars...so why not name your genitals?

True but I dont do that either and dont understand the people who do that too....but it takes all sorts to make a world and if you want to why the hell shouldn't you. Just dont quite get it personally :)

Another very personal thing - I've never had a name for mine nor used one for anyone else.

I've had a similar discussion regarding what to refer to them as for young kiddies. I have friends who tell their little girls that is is their pinky, minky, noo noo, peachy or other variations. What worries me is whether they will grow out of it?! I suppose we all naturally stop telling people we need a wee wee, a pee pee or a tinkle so maybe the same applies 

Sid the one eyed Trouser Snake, no it's not what I call mine it's just one I heard. honest!

I've heard of him, he spits doesn't he?!

Actually I have heard of men calling their cocks...

Big Ben

The old man

The beast

?!

wat twaddle

LoveHoney - Carly wrote:

It seems to me that a fair few men I know have in fact named their genitals! A few that I've been told so far include:

• Little Will
• Grandmaster Flash
• Barry
• The Godfather
• Jeronimo
• Elmo
• Jamie Oliver (don't ask! I didn't!)

Orgasm Army members - what have you named yours and why? Do women do this too?! Am I missing out?

why would any one refer to their cock as Elmo? isnt he the small cute red monster from sesame st.?

Watt Twaddle- didn't he lead the peasants revolt in circa 13 fish n chips !!!

As for my todger- named Jason by Anne of the Right Thigh, while l named her pussy Esmerelda.

Current partner has named him Junior !!! Well she did encounter senior in Cumbria b4 she met me, or so she says, think it's just a ruse to get me to be nice to her on the threat she will seek him, sorry it!! out again!!

Tallboy

My ex tried to name my boobs. I can't remember the names, but I know they were male  (Actually, he hasn't had a girlfriend since. Hmm... lol)

I really want to name the blokes penis. Not because I like it just because I think it'd really freak him out if I started saying 'Lets get Jimmy the Screw out of his prison cell' or something.

i'm open if anyone wants to suggest a name for my genitalia, as its never had one, i did date a girl once who declaired that hers was call Coochelina

Mrs Strapon calls mine "Tezza"!

A local guy on holiday was called Tezza, which wasn't a very Turkish name...and I was teasin Mrs Strapon about flirting with him and how she's not allowed to talk to him anymore...and she said that my dick is the only Tezza in her life...and since then it's stuck!

A bit random! x

Nothing wrong with random Strapon !!

Tallboy

Yeah I couldn't name mine either but fair enough if you do.  I usually say pussy and cock and agree with legs that children should know penis and vagina or whatever coz foofoo or whatever ridiculous name is used is just silly and childish for the grown-up!

I just remember the film How to lose a guy in 10 days-

"Does Princess Sophia want to come out to play?"

Referring to guy's cock btw. Naturally he wasn't in the mood after that XD

We dont have names its simply cock and pussy lol,

when we were young and I mean young 15 yrs old lol, we called his Ralph and mine Lauren as we were ralph lauren  clothes fans lol.

but we grew up luckily hehe

I think telling little kids the clinical names is a bit dodgy. I know what a bugger I was for repeating words I'd learnt, so would've probably ran around singing a cleverly improvised penis and vagina song. My parents just told me girl parts and boy parts when they explained where my little sister came from. And even then I didn't get anything graphic. I wouldn't recommend foofoo, but calling to flower and letting the child learn the real name in due course has got to be better for them in the long run. Preserve childhood innocence for as long as possible these days!

Barman- if you're naming yours, may I suggest something bar related. Such as long island ice tea.