MASTURBATION

How often do you masturbate? 3-4 times a week

What the most times you've masturbated in a day? 6 times

Places you've masturbated? Bed, Computer chair, Bath

Things you have used to masturbate with? Hand, Lube, Bullet and other vibes

Ever been caught masturbating, who by? Yes by my partner...not a bad thing!

How often do you masturbate?Used to be Daily but now im taken  its only about once a week

What the most times you've masturbated in a day? 5 times

Places you've masturbated? Bed Shower

Things you have used to masturbate with? Just my hand, I tried lube but wasnt a fan solo

Ever been caught masturbating, who by? Nearly but not quite

PoisonEnvy wrote:

Can I just ask...Angry Farmer?!

What were you doing to be caught by an Angry Farmer?

I was doing my Duke of Edinburhg Gold award & was canoing down the river Severn, after a week of sharing a tent, cannoe etc 24 hrs a day & being 16-17 I was busting for a tug, I slid of with a shovel stating I needed a plop & got jiggy behind a wall .  Well the farmer was feeding his sheep in he next field & when he drove the the gate he went crackers!  He tried to kick me with his welly!  Took a bit of explaining away!

Mucky Duck you lead such an interesting life!

How often do you masturbate? now that i am locked in my chastity belt I cannot even touch myself

What the most times you've masturbated in a day? 4 times? probably

Places you've masturbated? most dangerous was in a car in a layby, just HAD to, nearly got caught

Things you have used to masturbate with? rolled up bubble wrap between matress, lubed up

Ever been caught masturbating, who by?  my mistress...at least I dream to be, see first line!

Sexelle I was gonna say the same thing...i've been a member on here less than a day and found myself laughing my head off (but in a v good way) at MuckyDuck...makes my life feel so boring! hahaha xx

ye Mucky, Walrus, Tallboy and Bunny all make me wet my pants - giggling of course!

Im glad to hear it, nothing like pleaseing a lady

Bunyx

Mucky Duck wrote:

PoisonEnvy wrote:

Can I just ask...Angry Farmer?!

What were you doing to be caught by an Angry Farmer?

I was doing my Duke of Edinburhg Gold award & was canoing down the river Severn, after a week of sharing a tent, cannoe etc 24 hrs a day & being 16-17 I was busting for a tug, I slid of with a shovel stating I needed a plop & got jiggy behind a wall .  Well the farmer was feeding his sheep in he next field & when he drove the the gate he went crackers!  He tried to kick me with his welly!  Took a bit of explaining away!

Sorry but that gave me the giggles. XD

Wow, you have lead an interesting life indeed!!

Well I masturbate when I'm alone, like when hubby's at work and I can't wait for him to get back...but then i'll only make myself cum once, so that I can save up my energy for when he gets home, and the kids are in bed.

For me it is mainly bed time because my friend tends to walk in without notice sometimes. So it will be the same again tonight. Can't wait!!

With me its wenever i am alone and the chance is there ( at home that is ) its amazing how much fun we all have doing it, i know my wife has fun when im not there, theres nothing wrong with that, its healthy, especialy when she tells me what she has been doing, we often do it as part of are forplay

Bunnyx

hi bunny, do you stop rabbiting enough to have a wank, or have you got more rabbit than Sainsbury's

Hi sexelle

                 you obviously havnt read the ( last time i masterbated ) thread lol

Bunnyx

only joking. my hubby also likes it when he comes home at night and asks me what i,v been up to all day.

He know when i  say nothin much with a big smile on my face exactly what i'v been doing.

See i told you today afer i read that review ( sexy as hell )

Lucky man

aww shucks, im blushing

talking of wanking, i had to go home and do it once after i had seen a client doing it,  i couldnt concentrate on my work so i went home and did it,

Bunnyx

do you catch people in the act all the time?

we are going off the thread again, too much rabbit

Being the building trade you often get to see things, if not in the house where you are working, in the houses close by.

Bunnyx