Have you ever?......more questions

i wouldnt say that, having sex within five minutes of meeting someone seems pretty spontanious to me!

sublimelonglegs wrote:

Have you ever.......?

(answers are for both of us unless stated)

Taken part in a foursome? yes - often 

Taken part in an orgy? yes

Been fisted/fisted someone? - no, just doesn't appeal

69'd? yes, love it

Squirted? (her) yes!

Used a strapon? (her) yes

Had one used on you? (her and him) both yes

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? (her) no, (him) yes,  had a girlfriend 25 years younger.

Been tied up? no, doesn't appeal

Tied someone up? no

Had food sex? no

Been swinging? yes yes yes!

Been dogging? no

Tried watersports? no, ugh!

Had sex with people watching? yes

Watched people having sex? yes

Made out with your friends? yes, with swingers who became good friends but not with non-swinging friends

Had sex in a library? no

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? yes

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? no

Had sex in a garden? yes

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? no

Had sex on a train? yes (sleeping car)

Had sex on a bus? no

Had mile high sex? no

Had sex in the woods? yes

Had sex in a field? yes

Had sex in the sea? yes 

Had sex on a beach? yes

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? yes, at swingers clubs

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? no

Had sex in a shower? yes

Given a blow job to someone driving? (her) no

Received a blow job whilst driving? (him) yes

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? yes

Had sex outside in broad daylight? yes

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? no

Let anyone shave you? yes

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? no

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? only bites and bruises

Masterbated yourself to sleep? yes

Gone out without underwear? yes

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath? (her) yes

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone? no

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? yes

Have you ever.......?

Taken part in a foursome? no but would like to

Taken part in an orgy? sort of!!!

Been fisted/fisted someone? working on that

69'd? of course

Squirted? no but would like to

Used a strapon? no but would like to

Had one used on you? no

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? yes

Been tied up? yes

Tied someone up? yes

Had food sex? yes

Been swinging? no

Been dogging? yes

Tried watersports? yes

Had sex with people watching? yes

Watched people having sex? yes

Made out with your friends? yes

Had sex in a library? no

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? yes

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? no

Had sex in a garden? yes

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? yes

Had sex on a train? yes

Had sex on a bus? yes

Had mile high sex? actually 5 miles high! ex-pilot!

Had sex in the woods? yes

Had sex in a field? yes

Had sex in the sea? yes never again bloody sand

Had sex on a beach? yes never again bloody sand

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? yes

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? yes

Had sex in a shower? a lot

Given a blow job to someone driving? yes

Received a blow job whilst driving? been fingered does that count?

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? can't remember!

Had sex outside in broad daylight? yes

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? no

Let anyone shave you? yes

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? yes

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? yes

Masterbated yourself to sleep? hell i've shagged myself to sleep, very embarassing

Gone out without underwear? always

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath?yep

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone?yep

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? no i'm fussy like that 4 hours was my quickest!

Have you ever.......?

Taken part in a foursome? Yes

Taken part in an orgy? sort of

Been fisted/fisted someone? No

69'd? yep

Squirted? No, but would like to experience it

Used a strapon? Yes

Had one used on you? No

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? Yes when I was 17, he was 40

Been tied up? No, only in Fantasies

Tied someone up? Nope

Had food sex? With myself

Been swinging? No

Been dogging? No

Tried watersports? Sorry? I swim, but somehow I don't think you mean that

Had sex with people watching? Yes

Watched people having sex? Yes

Made out with your friends? No

Had sex in a library? No

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? No

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? No

Had sex in a garden? Kinda

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? No

Had sex on a train? Yes

Had sex on a bus? No

Had mile high sex? No

Had sex in the woods? Yep

Had sex in a field? Yep

Had sex in the sea? No

Had sex on a beach? No

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? No

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? No

Had sex in a shower? Yes

Given a blow job to someone driving? Not yet

Received a blow job whilst driving? lol, no, I'm a woman

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? Don't remember

Had sex outside in broad daylight? yes

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? No

Let anyone shave you? yes, hubby

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? No

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? Yes,

Masterbated yourself to sleep? No

Gone out without underwear? yes

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath? No

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone? No

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? No

Have you ever.......?

Taken part in a foursome? No

Taken part in an orgy? NO

Been fisted/fisted someone? NO

69'd? YES

Squirted? Until 3 weeks ago had never even heard of it - but now? OH YES and lovin it!

Used a strapon? NO

Had one used on you? NO

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? NO

Been tied up? YES, WELL JUST A SCARF - DOES THAT COUNT?

Tied someone up? SEE ABOVE

Had food sex? NO - BUT WOULD LOVE TO

Been swinging? NO

Been dogging? NO

Tried watersports? EH?

Had sex with people watching? NO

Watched people having sex? NO

Made out with your friends? NO

Had sex in a library? NO

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? NO

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? NO

Had sex in a garden? YES - REGULAR (MY SHED!)

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? NO - INSIDE IT THOUGH

Had sex on a train? NO

Had sex on a bus? NO

Had mile high sex? NO

Had sex in the woods? YES

Had sex in a field? YES

Had sex in the sea? NO

Had sex on a beach? NEARLY

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? NO

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? NO

Had sex in a shower? YES

Given a blow job to someone driving? NO

Received a blow job whilst driving? N/A

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? OH YES - DAUGHTER THE RESULT!

Had sex outside in broad daylight? YES

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? NO

Let anyone shave you? NO

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? NO

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? YES - BASHED MY HEAD SPORTED A BRUISE FOR A WEEK

Masterbated yourself to sleep? YES

Gone out without underwear? YES

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath? NO

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone? LOL! YES - A FEW TIMES

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? NO

you said the shed was for doin craft stuff!!! now its the love shack!

Since joining this forum I have got hardly any crafting done!!!!!

......and now Im behind on my stuff for Brownie pack holiday in two weeks!

will you be taking any toys to Brownie pack holiday, that could be an eye opener for the youn'uns

sexelle wrote:

will you be taking any toys to Brownie pack holiday, that could be an eye opener for the youn'uns

Jeez - wouldnt dare too!

Did a sleepover recent - not Guiding related, fundraiser for PINK and stayed at the venue the night before with my Guiding friend,.......setting out my night stuff and outta my bag rolls my trusty little pink bullet onto the air bed....her face was a ruddy picture!

i know sometimes if i loose track of time i realise that my large pink box of toys is still lying under the bed from the morning and my daughter has just walked in the door.

Have to rush thru and hide it somewhere, the girl has a built in radar

My friends 4 year old boy came down the stairs holding her Rampant Rabbit Thruster, when he asked his dad what it was he was told it's "Mummy's special back massager'

Almost correct, anatomically speaking bluebottle !!

TB

Taken part in a foursome? No

Taken part in an orgy? No

Been fisted/fisted someone? No

69'd? yes

Used a strapon? No

Had one used on you? No

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? No, biggest age gap was 11 years younger.

Been tied up? No

Tied someone up? No

Had food sex? Yes

Been swinging? No

Been dogging? No

Tried watersports? No

Had sex with people watching? Not knowingly, unless the cat counts as people!

Watched people having sex? No

Made out with your friends? Yes

Had sex in a library? No

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? No

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? No

Had sex in a garden? No

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? No

Had sex on a train? No

Had sex on a bus? No

Had mile high sex? No, had a snog on Concorde, that's the closest we've got hehe!

Had sex in the woods? No

Had sex in a field? No

Had sex in the sea? No

Had sex on a beach? Yes

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? Yes

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? No

Had sex in a shower? Yes

Given a blow job to someone driving? No

Received a blow job whilst driving? No

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? Yes

Had sex outside in broad daylight? Yes

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? No

Let anyone shave you? No

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? Not quite :)

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? Yes

Masterbated yourself to sleep? Almost

Gone out without underwear? Yes

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath? No

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone? No but my wife has- humph!

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? I should be so lucky haha!

Poor Bluebottle, you might be able to go on benefits for being extremely deprived !!!

Hope you are here to learn BB

TB

I've got the ideas, just have to convince Mrs 'Bottle!

Have you ever.......?

Taken part in a foursome? Not entirely sure

Taken part in an orgy? See above

Been fisted/fisted someone? No

69'd? Yes many times

Squirted? Yes

Used a strapon? Yes

Had one used on you? Yes

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? No

Been tied up? Yes

Tied someone up? Yes

Had food sex?Yes

Been swinging? Yes

Been dogging? No

Tried watersports? No

Had sex with people watching? If one is people yes

Watched people having sex?Yes

Made out with your friends? Yes

Had sex in a library? No

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? No

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? No

Had sex in a garden? Yes

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? No

Had sex on a train? No

Had sex on a bus? No

Had mile high sex? No

Had sex in the woods? Yes

Had sex in a field? Yes

Had sex in the sea? Probably

Had sex on a beach? See above one or the other

Had sex in a jaccuzzi?No

Had sex in a toilet cubicle ?Yuk , no

Had sex in a shower? Oh yes

Given a blow job to someone driving? No

Received a blow job whilst driving?No

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? very drunk yes  , drugged no

Had sex outside in broad daylight? Yes ,see garden question

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? No

Let anyone shave you?Yes

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? Broken bed count ?

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? Yes accidentally

Masterbated yourself to sleep?Yes

Gone out without underwear?Yes

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath?Yes

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone?No

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone?No

Taken part in a foursome? No

Taken part in an orgy? No

Been fisted/fisted someone? Yes

69'd? Yep

Squirted? I haven't!

Used a strapon? No

Had one used on you? No

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? Yes, older

Been tied up? Yes

Tied someone up? Yes

Had food sex? Yes

Been swinging? No

Been dogging? No

Tried watersports? No

Had sex with people watching? Yes

Watched people having sex? No

Made out with your friends? Yes

Had sex in a library? No

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? Yes

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? No

Had sex in a garden? Yes

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? No

Had sex on a train? Yes

Had sex on a bus? Yes

Had mile high sex? No

Had sex in the woods? Yes

Had sex in a field? Yes

Had sex in the sea? No

Had sex on a beach? No

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? Yes

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? Yes

Had sex in a shower? Yes

Given a blow job to someone driving? No

Received a blow job whilst driving? No

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? Yes, drunk

Had sex outside in broad daylight? Yes

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? Yes

Let anyone shave you? Yes

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? No

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? Yes

Masterbated yourself to sleep? Yes

Gone out without underwear? Yes

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath? No

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone? Yes

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? No

Not sure if I'm boring or not ha ha.

Taken part in a foursome? No, but five finger shuffle yes

Taken part in an orgy? No

Been fisted/fisted someone? Yes

69'd? Yes

Squirted? I'm a bloke so yes, every time!! Duh!

Used a strapon? Yeah the make the best spanners!

Had one used on you? Nope

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? No

Been tied up? Yeah

Tied someone up? Yeah

Had food sex? Shagged a melon & jar of marmalade if thats what you mean.

Been swinging? Not in that sense no

Been dogging? Far too cold up here for that nonsense!

Tried watersports? I pissed on her in the bath when drunk  after big row(didn't go down well!)

Had sex with people watching? Yeah, about 30 bird watchers were watching us on Fiey Brig

Watched people having sex? Yes

Made out with your friends? Yeah, was awesome but not proud!

Had sex in a library? No

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? Yes

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? Do they still exist?

Had sex in a garden? Yes

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? Frequently

Had sex on a train? Yes, Euro tunnel

Had sex on a bus? Stinky finger only

Had mile high sex? Does a wank count?

Had sex in the woods? Yean

Had sex in a field? Yeah, loads of cows ame over to watch

Had sex in the sea? Does the P+O ferry count?

Had sex on a beach? Yes, drinks nice too

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? Yes, the people we shared the villa with complained about the stuff floating in water in the morning

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? Yes

Had sex in a shower?Oh yeah,

Given a blow job to someone driving?N?A

Received a blow job whilst driving? Yes, was in Austria, forgot which side I was on!

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? Yes, been sick during too!

Had sex outside in broad daylight?Yes

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? On a balcony in pouring rain too, V.Nice

Let anyone shave you? Face-Yes

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex?Yes

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex?Yes, snapped banjo cord

Masterbated yourself to sleep? What man hasn't?

Gone out without underwear?

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath? It's a bit odd for a bloke, gone commando under a boiler suit

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone? Yes but not to my mum, that'd be wrong!

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? Apart from wife when I get home, no!

I guess this is the best place to say hello.

Have you ever.......?

Taken part in a foursome?Yes

Taken part in an orgy?yes

Been fisted/fisted someone?yes

69'd?yes

Squirted?made someone else

Used a strapon?yes

Had one used on you?yes

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you?yes

Been tied up?yes

Tied someone up?yes

Had food sex?yes

Been swinging?yes

Been dogging?not properly

Tried watersports?yes

Had sex with people watching?yes

Watched people having sex?yes

Made out with your friends?yes

Had sex in a library?Give me a couple of days for this one, we were scoping out the museum but...Meh

Had sex in a changing/dressing room?yes

Had sex in a photographers darkroom?no

Had sex in a garden?yes

Had sex on the bonnet of a car?yes

Had sex on a train?yes

Had sex on a bus?yes

Had mile high sex?no

Had sex in the woods?yes

Had sex in a field?yes

Had sex in the sea?no

Had sex on a beach?no

Had sex in a jaccuzzi?yes

Had sex in a toilet cubicle?yes

Had sex in a shower?yes

Given a blow job to someone driving?no

Received a blow job whilst driving?no

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged?yes

Had sex outside in broad daylight?yes

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm?no

Let anyone shave you?yes

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex?yes

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex?yes

Masterbated yourself to sleep?yes

Gone out without underwear?yes

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath?yes

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone?yes

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone?still working on it

And heres another great moment I am proud off.

got naked into building elevator, fucked went up and down and down again, down to the garden up against the gate, over the bench, against the wall, on the steps leading up, been watched by passers by, and left a puddle of squirt in each spot.

Okay, that might be showing off, and I do so because I can..

hahaha

Tallboy wrote:

Have you ever.......?

Taken part in a foursome? No

Taken part in an orgy? No

Been fisted/fisted someone? Yes

69'd? Of Course

Squirted? No

Used a strapon? Yes

Had one used on you? Many times

Had sex with someone at least 15 years older/younger than you? Not yet

Been tied up? Yes

Tied someone up? Yes

Had food sex? Yes

Been swinging? Yes

Been dogging? No

Tried watersports? No

Had sex with people watching? Nopeish

 Watched people having sex? Yep

Made out with your friends? No

Had sex in a library? No

Had sex in a changing/dressing room? No

Had sex in a photographers darkroom? No

Had sex in a garden? Yes

Had sex on the bonnet of a car? No

Had sex on a train? No

Had sex on a bus? No

Had mile high sex? No

Had sex in the woods? Yep

Had sex in a field? Yep

Had sex in the sea/lake Yes

Had sex on a beach? Yes

Had sex in a jaccuzzi? No

Had sex in a toilet cubicle? No

Had sex in a shower? Yes

Given a blow job to someone driving? Not yet

Received a blow job whilst driving? No

Had sex whilst very drunk/drugged? Yes

Had sex outside in broad daylight? Yep

Had sex outside in a thunderstorm? No

Let anyone shave you? Yes

Trashed a hotel room during outrageously good sex? Nope

Sustained/inflicted injuries during the course of having sex? Only bad scratches on back

Masterbated yourself to sleep? Yes

Gone out without underwear? Sure

Worn a coat with nothing or just gorgeous undies underneath? Nope

Had sex whilst having a 'normal' conversation on the phone? Yes

Had sex within 5 minutes of meeting someone? Not quite