Caption Competition - Win a Fleshlight!

Weird science Photoshop feck ups !

now where did i put my pole and arm ?

now with every skirt purchased lovehoney will give you 1 free head of your choice

Is there supposed to be a picture? I can't see anything!

you don't have to be a scarcrow to wear this skirt....

Here's the picture for the caption competition

there's little hARM in trying it on, It's hARM less fun !

You don't have to be a freak to wear this !!

Head turning, to the point your head will turn into someone else's...

"Cosmetic Surgery, because you know thats not right!"

pvc pencil skirt now with free pvc face mask [arms not included]

Barry's home-made identikit of the ideal woman turned out less perfect than he'd hoped.

Like the MFI (Made For Idiots) models only beter

Talking Heads or taking heads, Shit where's my arm gone !

heads or tails ?

she looks like a bitsa {bits of this and bits of that]

Sexy PVC skirt - dodgy 80's photoshop touch ups not included.

Masturbation Pro's & Cons

If you Can't see my arm youve masturbated too much

If you Can see my arm damn youv'e not done it enough

Paint it on and Peel it off

*with your arm not mine*

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