Penis For A Day...

I wud sooo love to be a guy for a day......All i prob wud do tho is wank and shag...wonder what having a hard-on feels like...wonder what it feels like to slide into a tight wet juicy pussy.....seeee all these questions i want answers too...lol ohh well....lol haha

Hello Nadia welcome to O.A

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mrsdoctorp wrote:

sexymel88 wrote:

Oh the things I could do with a penis for the day, i'd do anything and everything imaginable, i'd obviously have a wank, shag some fit lass, have a go with a fleshlight, cock rings, everything, see what turns me on....

i could go on and on, the possibilities are endless!

This, hoping that doctorp had a pussy I could put it all in! I just asked doctorp what he would do with a pussy for a day and he said "I'd put absolutely everything inside it", which really made me lol.

Coin purse, car keys, lipstick, crayons... actually, if you had a crayon that reached to the floor (and good pelvic floor muscles) you could walk around with it in and never get lost.

Hiya Nadia **Waves**

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LoveHoney - Carly wrote:

mrsdoctorp wrote:

sexymel88 wrote:

Oh the things I could do with a penis for the day, i'd do anything and everything imaginable, i'd obviously have a wank, shag some fit lass, have a go with a fleshlight, cock rings, everything, see what turns me on....

i could go on and on, the possibilities are endless!

This, hoping that doctorp had a pussy I could put it all in! I just asked doctorp what he would do with a pussy for a day and he said "I'd put absolutely everything inside it", which really made me lol.

Coin purse, car keys, lipstick, crayons... actually, if you had a crayon that reached to the floor (and good pelvic floor muscles) you could walk around with it in and never get lost.

bwu ha ha ha

ummmm - what would i do if i had a penis for the day.... I'd probably stay in bed "getting to grips with myself" if you catch my drift.

whirlybird wrote:

Ok, have now wrestled the computer back off the OH!

Carly, what a fantastic thread!  I've not laughed so much in ages

So, if I had a penis, what would I do?  Annoy the OH with my morning glory (at 6am - see how he likes it!), come in 3 minutes flat and fall back asleep, leaving him frustrated and awake.  Then get up and try to get to grips with peeing standing up - sports involving target practice have never been my strong point lol. 

After that, it would be a long day of right arm exercises and sex, sex and more sex!  I'm desperate to know what a hard on feels like to the owner, and as for coming - interesting!  The poor OH wouldn't know what had hit him (presuming he had his pussy the same day I had a penis - not sure what I'd do if not....!)

I'd definately annoy my man at 6am with my morning wood too, while groping irratically at his nipples (would he get breasts with the vagina?) in my half-sleep-drunk state lol.

I'd love to know what an erection feels like, how it feels to have your balls tickled, I'd masturbate, have sex, get a blow job (I am very curious about that!) and see how the prostate being played with feels!  Mainly so I'd know what to do even better when I got my vagina back - it'd be like some funky sexual experiment ;)

I have a question:

my new girlfriend asked me to completely shave my sex and ball, she says they will be much more exciting to lick

what do you think?  shall I? any drawback?

Having sex with a guy who shaves his balls is like riding a horse with a saddle made of broken glass. If you are going to shave, you're going to have to do it regularly. Say, every half hour.

Do . . . embrace your hairiness. Unless you come up with a dignified solution—and they are expensive—try to accept your body hair. You're a guy. Your great-great-etc.-grandfather was a gorilla. No one blames you

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goolagong wrote:

I have a question:

my new girlfriend asked me to completely shave my sex and ball, she says they will be much more exciting to lick

what do you think?  shall I? any drawback?

Yes it is MUCH nicer to lick smooth shaven balls than to lick hairy ones, same as I'd imagine it is nicer for a man to lick to a smooth pussy rather than pluck the hairs out of his teeth ;)

studley wrote:

Don't Shave Your Balls

Having sex with a guy who shaves his balls is like riding a horse with a saddle made of broken glass. If you are going to shave, you're going to have to do it regularly. Say, every half hour.

Do . . . embrace your hairiness. Unless you come up with a dignified solution—and they are expensive—try to accept your body hair. You're a guy. Your great-great-etc.-grandfather was a gorilla. No one blames you

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I'm afraid to say i disagree with that one!  No irritation here from riding a shaven man!

 My blokes hairy but I don't think his balls are and he doesn't shave those.  Hmmmm - will give him a thorough checking over tonight!  

lol, mine is usually really hairy, he has black hair though so he has an excuse!  I don't mind either way, but I won't give his balls so much tongue attention if they are hairy as it's really quite annoying - he enjoys them being given oral attention more when he's shaven anyway *shrug*

 I do the tongue job on Mr HP's ball but haven't notice hair and he is very very dark and loads of hair elsewhere.  So I"m intrigued now as to why his balls aren't hairy or haven't I noticed?  Weird - will be paying more attention in future.  (Don't you love  how they gasp when you give their balls a big wet lick when they not expecting it.)  Anyway gone way off topic now.

thanks for all your comments, friends; I think I will go for a total shave!

what method do you suggest? I'm afraid of the rasor, so I guess i have a choice between wax  (scary) ot tweezers  (long)

anything else?

thanks

i shave occasionally. just make sure the water is really hot, so you can stretch out the skin and have a good clean shave. a razor is fine, provided you lather up, and youre warm enough.

I need your help again: can you give me some ideas on how to use at its best a double ended jelly 18 inches dildos with my beautiful girlfriend?

WAX!!  Seriously it's soooooo much easier for down there.  Just get some designed for the area and not those self-made strips, it muct be hot.  Ideally go to a beautican.