What women want ?

This has always made me wonder ....when it comes to lingerie the ladies are well catered for with a vast range of knickers etc while the gentlemens under garments mostly fall into the catagory of joke briefs elephants trunks/ tiger skin and the like do women find this sexy/attractive ? .

I think I would feel a right prat wearing such pants and not sexy ,humour is a great part of some aspects of sex but do  pants like these really turn you on ladies ? If not what do you like to see your man wearing when you pull his kecks down  ?

It almost like funny underpants are making fun of the male organs  is this how women see male genitals as funny ? an attitude I think some teenage girls may have but a mature woman of the world ?    

Ha - I've always wanted to know this as well - great question!

The only genuine attempts I've seen at sexy underwear for blokes have been either posing pouch type things or thongs, all of which seem popular mainly with Germans or the gay community.  Not saying that Germans are all gay, but they do have a strange sense of fashion! 

Whatever the case, "sexy" blokes underwear all looks terrible and just reminds me of Peter Stringfellow.

Give me silk boxers any day.

Whatever the case, "sexy" blokes underwear all looks terrible and just reminds me of Peter Stringfellow.

Hahaha! BBG, you're so right! *Shudders at the thought of Peter Stringfellow in his underoo's!*

Women really don't find "humourous" underwear all that funny or sexy to be honest. If I pulled down a guys jeans to find a zebra-print thong hiding there, I'd pull the jeans back up and walk away in horror!

The male genitalia is exceptionally difficult to make look attractive though. Where as ladies bits can all be neatly tucked away in a sexy set of lace bra and panties, men have a lot more to.... errr, display!

My personal opinion is a nice, clean, pair of boxers is the way to go! You may think of them as functional, but women see them as ultra sexy! There really is nothing more attractive than a guy in a pair of baggy, ripped jeans with the waistband of his boxers just peeking over the top (shirt optional!).

It's important that you feel comfortable in them though. If you're into the baggy shorts kind of boxers then go with that! If you prefer the tighter kind that cling to your body, then stick with it! Just make sure that they're freshly washed and not covered in some embarrassing design (please - no puppies or love hearts!).

Oh and for special occasions, go commando!

LoveHoney - Carly wrote:

My personal opinion is a nice, clean, http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/store.cfm?cat=21292 is the way to go! You may think of them as functional, but women see them as ultra sexy! There really is nothing more attractive than a guy in a pair of baggy, ripped jeans with the waistband of his boxers just peeking over the top (shirt optional!).

Definitely... Carly's hit the nail on the head. I prefer the tight, jockey short style myself or else baggy white cotton ones... A real turn off is the semi-loose ones that go all saggy! It's not a good look - the equivalent to granny pants, I think.

I wouldn't like to see a guy in a posing pouch either - I'd run a mile! I do look at some of the Aussie Bum stuff when out shopping with my (very gay) male friend and wonder who wears them... my mate reckons it's a surefire way to spot a gay, lol :)

Here you go shellyboo - Aussie Bum Flaunt Underwear

Never heard of Aussiebum before you mentioned them just now - what a sheltered life I lead!  Actually they look pretty sexy! 

*develops instant desire to listen to show tunes and collect Princess Di dinner plates*

I'd never heard of Aussie Bum before so quickly googled it... Wow! There's some very flamboyant pants there!
I'd say it's best to avoid anything with outrageous colours. If you're not overly endowed then it's probably best not to draw attention to that area and if you are one of the blessed then you don't need a neon flashing pair of boxers to point it out (no pun intended)!!

Calvin Klein adverts are probably the biggest indicator of how sexy boxers can be. Show me a woman who hasn't lingered a little longer than anticipated on the page in her magazine with the Calvin Klein model in his tight, white, boxers and I'll show you a woman who needs her sight checked!

I like the baggier, shorts style of boxers best, but  to be fair I'm equal opportunities when it comes to men in their underwear!

BBG wrote:

Here you go shellyboo - http://1stshot.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/aussiebum_flaunt.jpg

Never heard of Aussiebum before you mentioned them just now - what a sheltered life I lead!  Actually they look pretty sexy! 

*develops instant desire to listen to show tunes and collect Princess Di dinner plates*

Rar. Those snake-print ones are a bit wild. They DO look pretty sexy, I just think they've gained a reputation as 'gay', so that no self-respecting straight guy would wear them for fear of alienating the laydees. Although, to be fair, if I've managed to get into a position where I'm inspecting a guy's undergarments I can probably be pretty sure he's straight, right?

Yeah, maybe - but try walking up to an Aussie lifeguard and accusing him of being gay!  I'd class that as an extreme sport...

Anyway, your guy's bits might potentially be connected to someone who's bi maybe?  (that wasn't intended as a come-on, honest)

BBG wrote:

Yeah, maybe - but try walking up to an Aussie lifeguard and accusing him of being gay!  I'd class that as an extreme sport...

Anyway, your guy's bits might potentially be connected to someone who's bi maybe?  (that wasn't intended as a come-on, honest)

It wasn't? Shame.

This is a good point you make - can't be ruling out the bi guys, they're all kinds of fun!

That depends on how you rate my honesty.  And whether I had my fingers crossed.  And if you read my post about email addresses... 

BBG wrote:

That depends on how you rate my honesty.  And whether I had my fingers crossed.  And if you read my post about email addresses... 

Well maybe check your email and find out if I did.

Mrs Naughty here.

There is nothing hornier than seeing Mr N in his tight, pure white boxer briefs.  The 'brief' part is very important (to me any way) because they come further down the thigh and don't ride up like traditional boxers.  Plain black ones come a close second but it's more difficult to see his beautiful bulge through these.

Top Tip for Men - never ever contemplate buying, let along wearing any of the following: baggy cotton boxers, any colour other than white or black, no patterns, thongs or posing pouches - PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!

Oh ... and god's sake take your socks off before removing your jeans!

Definately boxers, I like them tight because Mr. PA has one sweet arse and I like to admire it!

I buy all of his clothes so luckily he wears I get him, unless he really doesn't like something but I know him well enough that it's not happened yet!  I'd be horrified if he wore a thong or posing pouch, it'd totally kill any sexual urges if faced with that when pulling his jeans off him!

Mr & Mrs Naughty wrote:

Oh ... and god's sake take your socks off before removing your jeans!

YES. This is very, very important. No fucking with socks on gents, it's just plain wrong.

shellyboo wrote:

Mr & Mrs Naughty wrote:

Oh ... and god's sake take your socks off before removing your jeans!

YES. This is very, very important. No fucking with socks on gents, it's just plain wrong.

AGREED! Fully!

This is the order clothing should come off:
Shoes (be polite and take them off at the door!)
Shirt
Socks/Trousers combo! (Slide your jeans to the floor and as you go to unhook your feet whip the socks off too!)
Boxers

At no point ever should a woman see you in boxers and socks! And in return we will never let you see us in granny pants and an oversized promotional t-shirt.

If you need any more convincing please see the following video: And when I'm down to just my socks, you know what time it is... It's time for business...

LoveHoney - Carly wrote:

shellyboo wrote:

Mr & Mrs Naughty wrote:

Oh ... and god's sake take your socks off before removing your jeans!

YES. This is very, very important. No fucking with socks on gents, it's just plain wrong.

AGREED! Fully!

This is the order clothing should come off:
Shoes (be polite and take them off at the door!)
Shirt
Socks/Trousers combo! (Slide your jeans to the floor and as you go to unhook your feet whip the socks off too!)
Boxers

At no point ever should a woman see you in boxers and socks! And in return we will never let you see us in granny pants and an oversized promotional t-shirt.

If you need any more convincing please see the following video: http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=wN0oDnoc3-c

Eeeeeeep! Flight of the Conchords!

Well, that IS why they're called business socks. Right on, Carly.

I actually love the AussieBum underoos, along with the American Apparel boyshorts, the white piping with the colors..? So hot. My partner has space invaders ones! :D

I don't like boxers, myself. I do like boxer briefs, but even so, I prefer flamboyant underoos. I really like mesh ones, too, like this- http://www.topdrawers.com/underwear/n2n-bodywear/n2n-sheer-mesh-boxer-brief.html

see i like plain black tight boxers - main thing is that they are clean.  i am not keen on white undies at all and not a fan of the brief but if i like the person i am not going to turn them down because of what underwear they ahve go to (exception being if they are filthy yuck) but i will guide them to better undies choice for the future!

Yeah, I totally agree about the guy thing and socks!   Ergh!

HOWEVER

Girls wearing white ankle socks, for some strange reason, can be a huge turn on!  Memories of gym lessons at school maybe... I haven't quite worked it out yet.   And when I say girls I refer to adults by the way!