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Post a reply Posted on 4 Sep 2008 at 8:58 pm

Akuma
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Age - 30

Gender - female

Relationship Status - single

Sexual Preference - straight

Favourite Position - cowgirl/lotus position

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? up til about a month ago when I split up with my fella it was BDSM and electrosex

How many partners? 6

Bra Size - 32DD

Pubic Hair Style? shaved

Swallow? it would be rude not to 

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?

um not at the moment but maybe later when I've settled in to the forum 

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 10:36 am

sanctusmortis
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Totally missed this, so:

Age - 25

Gender - Male

Relationship Status - Married, 2 kids

Sexual Preference - Straight

Favourite Position - Her on top or doggy

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - Bondage, buttplug punishment (long explanation needed probably!)

How many partners? - It shocks many - my wife's my only!

Cock Size - 8", just

Pubic Hair Style? - Wild. Very.

Swallow?- Yep, she does...

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?- You wouldn't want to see them!

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 11:06 am

purplejools
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 I know its  a bit late but thought i'd properly introduce myself

Age - 19

Gender - female

Relationship Status - been with my boyfriend for 2 and a half years

Sexual Preference - straight

Favourite Position - doggy or me on top

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - um...just now only light bondage but lookin into doin anal soon

How many partners? - 3

Bra Size - 36C

Pubic Hair Style? - shaven

Swallow? - yup

Willing to show rude photos on the blog? - maybe but not right now, too scared lol

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 11:20 am

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Age -  21 (well, I will be on 23/09, so for the purposes of this I'm saying 21!)

Gender -  Female

Relationship Status - Taken (often)

Sexual Preference - Straight, not even a little bit curious (people see alternative folks and assume we're all up for banging anything. Sorry, but girl juice is just not for me)

Favourite Position - Probably sitting up on top, but I like missionary, and doggy and spoons...

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - Anal, light strangulation, toy usage- depends what you'd call kinky.

How many partners? - 3

Bra Size/ Cock Size - 36C/ 34D depending where you shop :)

Pubic Hair Style? - Trimmed but definitly there!

Swallow?- Didn't used to, but I love to with the current bloke

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?- No. If I were single I'd consider it, but being in a relationship I'd have to have his permission just as a respect thing, and although he might be ok with it, I wouldn't want him doing it so I don't think I'll be doing it anytime soon. Of course, if he ever comes back as a regular member then there may be talk of couples shots lol.

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 11:29 am

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Age - 23, 23

Gender - Couple

Relationship Status - been together 4  years or so

Sexual Preference - M- Straigh F-Bi Curious

Favourite Position - Depends on where we are her on top, spoons, her legs on my shoulders, lazy doggie, normal doggie just feels a bit uncomfortable for both of us.

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - anal for both of us, spanking, home movies

How many partners? - 5 , 2

Bra Size  - 30C officially

Pubic Hair Style? - Shaven, both

Swallow? - Sometimes, too much volume

Willing to show rude photos on the blog? - Been there, done that.

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 1:19 pm

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Age - 19

Gender -  Female

Relationship Status - Free to do as a fancy (with who I fancy ;) )

Sexual Preference - Straight, but open minded if I meet the right lass....

Favourite Position - Doggy...it's an old classic.

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - Now that would be telling...!

How many partners? - What, altogether, or at once?

Bra Size/ Cock Size - 34DD

Pubic Hair Style? - None at all, I just shave it off.

Swallow?- But of course!

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?- Depends who's looking...

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 2:25 pm

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Age - 20

Gender -  Man

Relationship Status - Taken

Sexual Preference - Straight

Favourite Position - Doggy or Chair

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - Due to long distance im a cyber-fiend

How many partners? - 2

Bra Size/ Cock Size - 7-8

Pubic Hair Style? - managed

Swallow?- never mine but always hers

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?- within reason

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 2:33 pm

FreakGirl0789
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Why sir, you're making me blush!

But thank you. ;-)

Freak X

ps Was going to comment on yours but fear the wrath of mrs sxe!

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 2:42 pm

sxe_couple21
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lol why thank you. I wouldn't fear the wrath, she loves your pic just as much as I do! If you fancy chatting anytime let us know

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 2:47 pm

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http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/orgasm-army/introduce-yourself/18435-msn-chat-addys/

I wont post the link again i'll let you choose this time lol sorry again about that mistack

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 5:18 pm

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Age -  40

Gender - Female

Relationship Status - Seperated

Sexual Preference - Straight

Favourite Position - Doggy

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? -  use vibe

How many partners? - cant remember

Bra Size/ Cock Size - 38 DD

Pubic Hair Style? - Shaven

Swallow?- swallow

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?- maybe

Post a reply Posted on 5 Sep 2008 at 7:56 pm

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hullo everyone!  Can I try and corrupt ahem recruit anyone who is interested to show us their kinky pics on the blog (it's private to members here)  just email me at my username at gmail to be added.

Post a reply Posted on 7 Sep 2008 at 4:35 am

Lubyanka
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 Age - 42

Gender - I have internal reproductive organs.

Relationship Status - I own one serf (male) full time, and others part time.

Sexual Preference - Dominant, polyamorous, bisexual.

Favourite Position - Wielding the spanky toy!  

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - Hmmm, depends on your definition of "kinky".  Hypnosis, maybe?

How many partners? - At once or in total?  The most I've had at once is 3 (besides myself)

Pubic Hair Style? - Waxed and trimmed to be tidy.

Swallow? - Not me, my serf has though.

Willing to show rude photos on the blog? - I don't see the point of showing images of my genitals, so, no.

Just as a point of interest for the people discussing whether to count people who haven't penetrated/been penetrated, the question was about partners, not about sex acts.  I personally don't use penetration to determine whether a person counts as my partner or not, and I don't consider penetration to be mandatory for blissfully orgasmic experiences.  I certainly don't consider the presence of a penis to be required for all my erotic needs.  

Sometimes I get a bit annoyed that some people seem to assume that penetration is the be-all and end-all of sex and relationships, but that's my own issue, and not yours, so please don't mind me, I have issues, you have been warned.   

Best regards,

Lubyanka.  

Post a reply Posted on 7 Sep 2008 at 8:07 am

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Just as a point of interest for the people discussing whether to count people who haven't penetrated/been penetrated, the question was about partners, not about sex acts

I think the question meant partners in which sexual activity was involved. this would include sex acts.

Post a reply Posted on 7 Sep 2008 at 9:37 am

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well seeing as I joined yesterday, I'd better oblige!

Age:  33

Gender:  female

relationship status:  single

sexual preference: straight but curious

favourite position: depends, on top or missionary

most kinky thing you do fairly regularly:  not a lot at the moment!

how many partners?  6

bra size/cock size:  32 DD

pubic hair style?  hollywood

swallow:  yeah, absolutely

willing to show rude photos on the blog:  yeah why not

Post a reply Posted on 7 Sep 2008 at 10:19 am

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http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/forums/orgasm-army/introduce-yourself/17285-all-in-the-uk/

care to join this one and try where you are from ?

As for the photo blog it's privite invite only so e-mail imeldaimelda at gmail   dot  com..have fun

Post a reply Posted on 7 Sep 2008 at 10:45 pm

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Lubyanka wrote:


Sometimes I get a bit annoyed that some people seem to assume that penetration is the be-all and end-all of sex and relationships

I don't assume that (I mean there's so many other things you can do!)  but when speaking in just technical terms to have sexual intercourse it generally involves penetration.

Post a reply Posted on 8 Sep 2008 at 3:59 pm

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Hi Everyone,

I realise that you'll still talk to me even if I don't post this but I'm bored and avoiding doing the work I should be!
Tig

Age -  mid/late twenties

Gender - Female

Relationship Status - under constant debate, I'd go for dating

Sexual Preference - Straight

Favourite Position - ohhh that depends on my mood, reasonably equally split between doggy, anal and giving oral.

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - I don't think it's kinky but I do like to dress up, at the moment it's probably teaching my new bloke everything he needs to know, apparently he's now enjoying sex for the first time.

How many partners? - between 13 and 18 depending on exactly what you count as partners.

Bra Size/ Cock Size - 34D

Pubic Hair Style? - waxed and trimmed, how much hair depends on my mood.

Swallow?- as someone else said earlier, it's just rude not to really ;)  I just love the look a a guys face when they realise you're going to swallow, most seem to quite enjoy that!

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?- Not just at the moment.

Post a reply Posted on 9 Sep 2008 at 12:50 am

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So, Naughtyboy, how is it going as the self appointed Initiation Master?

I'm not exactly new around here but it has been many months since I last posted so, I'll play along with your little game... for now 

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Age - 30

Gender - Male

Relationship Status - Soon to be wed.

Sexual Preference - Straight

Favourite Position - There's too many to choose from

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - Prostate stimulation

How many partners? - I'll only testify to one!

Cock Size - 6 incher

Pubic Hair Style? - As it comes

Swallow?- Could be persuaded 

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?- Never say never - none to share right now!

Post a reply Posted on 12 Sep 2008 at 11:59 pm

curvyshell30
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Age - 29

Gender - female woo hoo

Relationship Status -single

Sexual Preference -  im greedy im bi

Favourite Position - doggie or on top

Most kinky thing you do fairly regularly? - being spanked

How many partners? - 10 or so always careful

Bra Size/ Cock Size - 40dd

Pubic Hair Style? - tidy

Swallow?-

Willing to show rude photos on the blog?-

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