Women have you/Do you masturbate with any kind of vegetable?

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Post a reply Posted on 29 May 2009 at 8:10 am

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Another veggie tester here. :p

Tried a banana and a cucumber. Banana was lame, cucumber quite nice. ^^ 

Post a reply Posted on 29 May 2009 at 10:16 am

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Emma37 wrote:

I've had Sex with a cucumber, it was about 15 years ago I was going out with a guy who loved inserting weird things in my vagina, he also loved me to insert chocolate bars and he'd eat them out of me (very messy).

Sounds good very good from a blokes point,I would for sure without a doubt eat the chocolate bars afterwards,But from a womans point weren't you worried about getting a yeast infection due to the chocolate?

Post a reply Posted on 29 May 2009 at 11:18 am

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wildjezz wrote:


Sounds good very good from a blokes point,I would for sure without a doubt eat the chocolate bars afterwards,But from a womans point weren't you worried about getting a yeast infection due to the chocolate?

I'll be honest I didn't really think about that at the time, the guy I was see just loved to insert different things in me it was what he got off on.

Post a reply Posted on 2 Jun 2009 at 6:32 pm

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Oh god the puns LOL

Post a reply Posted on 2 Jun 2009 at 9:17 pm

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Can't say i ever have

Post a reply Posted on 2 Jun 2009 at 9:23 pm

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 I can't, I'm a condimentarian.

Of the edible food groups, I only fuck condiments.  

Mayonnaise, anyone?  :p

Post a reply Posted on 3 Jun 2009 at 5:07 pm

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Lubyanka wrote:

Mayonnaise, anyone?  :p

Put the pictures on the blod ;-p

Post a reply Posted on 3 Jun 2009 at 5:56 pm

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Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

Post a reply Posted on 3 Jun 2009 at 6:10 pm

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Nexas wrote:

Lubyanka wrote:

Mayonnaise, anyone?  :p

Put the pictures on the blog ;-p

Fixed...dammit LOL

Post a reply Posted on 3 Jun 2009 at 10:06 pm

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WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

only if the credit crunch gets really bad!!! x

Post a reply Posted on 3 Jun 2009 at 11:27 pm

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WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

Post a reply Posted on 3 Jun 2009 at 11:29 pm

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Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

Post a reply Posted on 3 Jun 2009 at 11:35 pm

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Nexas wrote:

Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

im surprised tescos havent started a sex toys section. they have everything else! x

Post a reply Posted on 4 Jun 2009 at 5:34 pm

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poppy904 wrote:

Nexas wrote:

Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

im surprised tescos havent started a sex toys section. they have everything else! x

True enough LOL

Post a reply Posted on 5 Jul 2009 at 7:05 pm

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i'm a guy and i've used a cucumber and a banana for anal play on myself when i want something slimmer than the plugs i have

Post a reply Posted on 5 Jul 2009 at 7:22 pm

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poppy904 wrote:

Nexas wrote:

Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

im surprised tescos havent started a sex toys section. they have everything else! x

most sell the durex range of cockrings,  i know it isnt sex toys per se

Post a reply Posted on 5 Jul 2009 at 8:35 pm

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I watched a Sexarama earlier or yesterday and there was a women who made dildo's out of potato's

Post a reply Posted on 5 Jul 2009 at 8:38 pm

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Spud-u-fuck!

SG69 x

Post a reply Posted on 5 Jul 2009 at 8:40 pm

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SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Spud-u-fuck!

SG69 x

indeed!

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