Women have you/Do you masturbate with any kind of vegetable?

Another veggie tester here. :p

Tried a banana and a cucumber. Banana was lame, cucumber quite nice. ^^ 

Emma37 wrote:

I've had Sex with a cucumber, it was about 15 years ago I was going out with a guy who loved inserting weird things in my vagina, he also loved me to insert chocolate bars and he'd eat them out of me (very messy).

Sounds good very good from a blokes point,I would for sure without a doubt eat the chocolate bars afterwards,But from a womans point weren't you worried about getting a yeast infection due to the chocolate?

wildjezz wrote:

Sounds good very good from a blokes point,I would for sure without a doubt eat the chocolate bars afterwards,But from a womans point weren't you worried about getting a yeast infection due to the chocolate?

I'll be honest I didn't really think about that at the time, the guy I was see just loved to insert different things in me it was what he got off on.

Oh god the puns LOL

Can't say i ever have

 I can't, I'm a condimentarian.

Of the edible food groups, I only fuck condiments.  

Mayonnaise, anyone?  :p

Lubyanka wrote:

Mayonnaise, anyone?  :p

Put the pictures on the blod ;-p

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

Nexas wrote:

Lubyanka wrote:

Mayonnaise, anyone?  :p

Put the pictures on the blog ;-p

Fixed...dammit LOL

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

only if the credit crunch gets really bad!!! x

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

Nexas wrote:

Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

im surprised tescos havent started a sex toys section. they have everything else! x

poppy904 wrote:

Nexas wrote:

Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

im surprised tescos havent started a sex toys section. they have everything else! x

True enough LOL

i'm a guy and i've used a cucumber and a banana for anal play on myself when i want something slimmer than the plugs i have

poppy904 wrote:

Nexas wrote:

Emma37 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Will Lovehoney start selling cucumbers now?

You can buy cucumber vibrators

In these penny-squeezing times, we can offer you the latest in edible sex toys;

Tesco - Every Little HElps!

im surprised tescos havent started a sex toys section. they have everything else! x

most sell the durex range of cockrings,  i know it isnt sex toys per se

I watched a Sexarama earlier or yesterday and there was a women who made dildo's out of potato's

Spud-u-fuck!

SG69 x

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Spud-u-fuck!

SG69 x

indeed!