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well so far.. i have used..... carrots, bannanas (and banna skins for wanking), mellons and some oranges. :) oh, and just lately, an electric toothbrush :)

If you ever get asked again hun roast em :p

Yep they come in all sizes, short and fat long and thin.

although I swear blind I only know as my kids love them lol

bigbrownblowjobeyes wrote:

If you ever get asked again hun roast em :p

Yep they come in all sizes, short and fat long and thin.

although I swear blind I only know as my kids love them lol

You have an honest face BBBJE, so l will believe you hun xxx

TB

 I still struggle to believe u have kids BigBrown...you are one yummy mummy!

xxx

RuRu Rabbit wrote:

 Umberto Giannini shampoo bottles are very useful!

xxx

The missus came home with some of that stuff, they're pretty wide bottles,nearly scary!  Good girl!  

Hope it springs back for all the rest of us mortals!

Mucky Duck wrote:

Hope it springs back for all the rest of us mortals!

What springs back for all the rest of us- asks a scarcely credulous Tallboy imagining RuRu's intimate region stretched beyond all recognition ahead of a Love Honey gangbang fest !!! or have  l misread that right!!!

TB

RuRus mimsy, Tallboy.  Don't want it to be ruined!  Well, not yet anyway!

Wine bottle, One of my juggling clubs, erm.. not much else really! although i did make a ice tray mould in the shape of a huge cock, melts pretty quickly! missus loves it though!

brockleyfox wrote:

well so far.. i have used..... carrots, bannanas (and banna skins for wanking), mellons and some oranges. :) oh, and just lately, an electric toothbrush :)

Expand on the banana skin for wanking please! Sounds interesting!

tried this once, after i saw the idea on a wanking website

get a cucumber, a nice big one and cut it in half. simmer in hot water until it is soft. scoop out the inner seeds and pulp until you have enough room for your cock. test it isnt too hot !!! then enjoy. it makes a squelching sound and its warm and slippery. (i must have way too much free time !)

And did it work spankme?!

yes partly,

it was warm and slippery and did feel pretty good ( once i got passed the mental side of having intimate relations with a vegetable). it was kind of like having loud. dirty. sloppy sex especially with all those squelching sounds. unfortunately i may have been a bit too enthusiastic because i split it down the side. May try something bigger and stronger next time (marrow, squash) still, it was a laugh. it has given me a new appreciation of vegetables and i do wander down the veg section at tesco thinking mmm, how can that give me gratification. my favorites are courgettes however, and i stand at the courgette basket and inspect every single one until i have got a  perfectly proportioned one. If the other shoppers only knew my reason for being so particular haha.

Wow spankme, someone else who gets priapic in the pulses and legumes!! thought l was a loner there- good luck, but you may want to consider the butternut squash !!!

Tallboy

"butter my nuts before i squash them."  Might just try that.  thanks for the tip tallboy.

tried various veg cucumber bananas carrots monster sized ones and still keep looking at the butternut squash from this years crop oh i don't like to waste food so maybe we will try it out as i keep seeing it mentoined on here .bottles  cans handles off various things too and we have a large smooth crystal that's shape like a dildo too mm nice .

 Melons would work for the hollowing out thing and they're bigger. 

hi horny pony,

good suggestion, i'm sure it would feel nice especially if its been in the fridge for a bit and i had a hot c**k. however i dont know if i could justify either the expense or the waste as i would have to chuck it away after a single use. I just couldnt bring myself to eat it, although i suppose i could  keep it in the fridge and offer slices of it to neighbours who just drop in uninvited.

bigbrownblowjobeyes wrote:

My first O involved a shampoo bottle, god I was so young though. *blush*

Erm, bodyspray cans, those plastic dummies all the ravers had in the early/mid 90's, hairbrush handles, god only knows what else lol

Is that why those rock dummies are so popular at the sea side then?  Now I know why they make thoe 3" thick sticks of rock you couldn't eat without smashing up!!  Aaahhh the innocence of childhood has just been broadsided by the twisted mind of adulthood!  Still, Whitby will seem a bit hotter from now on!

I just use my fingers lol

xxx