Household items

Right as always LKS

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TB

lol TB we should make our own little workshop in the northpole and get our thinking caps on im sure we could be more successful than alan sugar

xxx LKS

Ha ha, well if the LH peeps are running a competition in the New Year maybe we could try an approach like Walkers Crisps' Competition where you get a percentage of the sales. The manufacturers aren't Lovehoney l think so it would be down to LH's largesse-again!!

We could certainly mindmeld on this one though LKS

TB

lol me and you would make an awesome team! were creative and sexual and know a good toy when we see one!

LKS xxx

ps: havent spoke for ages TB nice to speak again gr its been a right pain getting all my work in this year but its all done and the christmas shop is finished so i guess theres no reason for me to be anywhere but here now hehe xxx

Can't think of any better place either LKS, although l have been flattening my finger ends typing on msn!! Once l got my male head around the age old problem of not trying to get my rocks off but trying to create an orgasmic ambience for those on the other end, l was fineish. The problem then is that you have no way of knowing, in a cam free zone, what effect the words are having, maybe need a green, amber red emoticon or similar to get some idea. Have found though with a few key steers l think l can ring bells.

I have put some peeps' steers into words on the blog !!

TB

Glad to hear work completed and time for play though!!

i havent been on msn in ages it would be nice to get a few people from the board on my list and maybe have a big group chat! its a shame we still dont have a real time online chat system on OA it would be amazing but i guess the things we would talk about would scare away anyone lol

missed everyone on the boards so im hoping to get back in the swing of old times! lol

love you all LKS

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ps:i have to go catch a shower and get to work so ill come back later tonight hehe xxxxxxx

Can't wait LKS, thinks of soapsy suds sliding southwards oer secret's slender sides and shanks' !!! ooerr better make mine a cold shower ha ha.

TB

The group chat sounds fun, have to have a no baggage rule though or easily derailed !!

yeah its gotta be top secret as everything else is gr im so up for some naughtyness im gonna have to go sort myself out lol been looking at the next years lists of toys from lovehoney i cant wait til i get paid again lol

lks xxxxx

Dib Dabs & Shertbert Dips, Mmm fizzy tingles!

some crackling sherbet?

Shit yeah! That'd be awesome.  Cadburys do a chocolate called Magic Elf (or something like that) with that spacedust in it!  They are like smack! you can't get enough.  I'm sure you could use that in your sexy 'parlour games'.

I'm an occasional cigar smoker and sometimes a nice stoogie will come in a glass tube.  The tube can be filled with warm water for good-times.  Haven't done it in years, but previous GFs loved it.  Maybe I need to start smoking again....

Hmmm lets see....did the carrot thing on mrs...cucumbers....massager handle - thats was well shaped...and thats about it frankly...

Ive used a few of the common objects, hairbrush handle, shampoo bottle, bodyspray can...

me too... just shampoo bottles, hairbrush, back scrubbers (ha!), anything that looks like it can give good orgasm.... just don't put the cap end in first ... sorry thats the sensible side of me coming out ...

 Umberto Giannini shampoo bottles are very useful!

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Butternut Squashes !!!!

TB

My first O involved a shampoo bottle, god I was so young though. *blush*

Erm, bodyspray cans, those plastic dummies all the ravers had in the early/mid 90's, hairbrush handles, god only knows what else lol

 bloody hell TB...I might find them a bit of a challenge!!...but you could always make some nice soup with them after I suppose...

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RuRu Rabbit wrote:

 bloody hell TB...I might find them a bit of a challenge!!...but you could always make some nice soup with them after I suppose...

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They come in all shapes and sizes, quite useful for guaging anal  capacity before  splashing out on a mega three bangs or whatever. And you can indeed make soup out of them afterwards Ru Ru..... very versatile your butternut, just glad no checkout aspiring Jamie Oliver has asked me how you cook them !!!! ha ha

Tallboy